So a holdover A.G. from that flap-eared whassisface guy who used to shit in the White House’s days decides that she wants to be President instead of the President and singlehandedly stop enforcement of President Trump’s (we just love typing that, over and over again) EO to stop importation of mooselimb terrorists.
She was probably already busy waiting for the High Praise™, interview requests and book deals to start rolling in when a memo from the White House landed on her desk. It only had two words on it (technically three, but the first word was a contraction).
Here, we’ll let the White House explain it:
The acting Attorney General, Sally Yates, has betrayed the Department of Justice by refusing to enforce a legal order designed to protect the citizens of the United States. This order was approved as to form and legality by the Department of Justice Office of Legal Counsel.
Ms. Yates is an Obama Administration appointee who is weak on borders and very weak on illegal immigration.
It is time to get serious about protecting our country. Calling for tougher vetting for individuals travelling from seven dangerous places is not extreme. It is reasonable and necessary to protect our country.
Tonight, President Trump relieved Ms. Yates of her duties and subsequently named Dana Boente, U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia, to serve as Acting Attorney General until Senator Jeff Sessions is finally confirmed by the Senate, where he is being wrongly held up by Democrat senators for strictly political reasons.
“Don’t let the door hit you where the good L-rd split you. Now, any others who want to tell me that they don’t want to do their jobs?”
It was suddenly very, very quiet in the room.
We wish Frau Yates the best of luck with her future in the bovine fecal matter removal industry. Try not to get too much on you and, for G-d’s sakes, take a bath before you go collect your food stamps, will you?
Nope, he’s definitely not a politician.
Meanwhile, Secretary of Defense Mattis spent his lunch break HALO dropping into Iraq where he stabbed an ISIS mass murdering fuckwit to death with his famously sharp wit before extraditing himself and was back in time for a quick trip to the gym. The extradition was somewhat complicated by hordes of Iraqi women throwing themselves at his ripped, muscular body while frantically tearing their hijabs off.
OK, so we can’t prove that it was Mad Dog, but come on.
You know that it was.