Yeah, that Didn’t Work Out So Well for Ya, Did it?

So a holdover A.G. from that flap-eared whassisface guy who used to shit in the White House’s days decides that she wants to be President instead of the President and singlehandedly stop enforcement of President Trump’s (we just love typing that, over and over again) EO to stop importation of mooselimb terrorists.

She was probably already busy waiting for the High Praise™, interview requests and book deals to start rolling in when a memo from the White House landed on her desk. It only had two words on it (technically three, but the first word was a contraction).

Here, we’ll let the White House explain it:

The acting Attorney General, Sally Yates, has betrayed the Department of Justice by refusing to enforce a legal order designed to protect the citizens of the United States. This order was approved as to form and legality by the Department of Justice Office of Legal Counsel.

Ms. Yates is an Obama Administration appointee who is weak on borders and very weak on illegal immigration.

It is time to get serious about protecting our country. Calling for tougher vetting for individuals travelling from seven dangerous places is not extreme. It is reasonable and necessary to protect our country.

Tonight, President Trump relieved Ms. Yates of her duties and subsequently named Dana Boente, U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia, to serve as Acting Attorney General until Senator Jeff Sessions is finally confirmed by the Senate, where he is being wrongly held up by Democrat senators for strictly political reasons.

“Don’t let the door hit you where the good L-rd split you. Now, any others who want to tell me that they don’t want to do their jobs?”

It was suddenly very, very quiet in the room.

We wish Frau Yates the best of luck with her future in the bovine fecal matter removal industry. Try not to get too much on you and, for G-d’s sakes, take a bath before you go collect your food stamps, will you?

Nope, he’s definitely not a politician.

Meanwhile, Secretary of Defense Mattis spent his lunch break HALO dropping into Iraq where he stabbed an ISIS mass murdering fuckwit to death with his famously sharp wit before extraditing himself and was back in time for a quick trip to the gym. The extradition was somewhat complicated by hordes of Iraqi women throwing themselves at his ripped, muscular body while frantically tearing their hijabs off.

OK, so we can’t prove that it was Mad Dog, but come on.

You know that it was.

Thatisall.

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Tallulah
Tallulah

Attorney General Sally Bitchface Yates to President Trump: “I’m not going to enforce the law!” [stamps foot.] President Trump: “YOU’RE FIRED.” BOOM!!! Oh, and Sean Spicer spent the first 20 mins. of the press conf. kicking the press in the balls. Oh, and President Trump has declared that BO’s regulations are going to be ripped out of the Federal Register.… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

Are y’all sick of all this WINNING? I’m practically prostrate!

Ms. Yates is an Obama Administration appointee who is weak on borders and very weak on illegal immigration.

And even weaker on understanding the concept of actions begetting consequences.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

And now the Progtards are going to try to equate her with Archibald Cox. Of course, that assumes those historically illiterate idiots know who he was and why he was fired. On the other hand, this is going to put the Fear of Trump into the bureaucrats who think they’re the ones running things.
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Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR

Thought on the H1B visa: In my line of work, I see tons of naturalized foreigners, largely because my line of work is one the little snowflakes wouldn’t have a prayer of pulling off. It takes education, training, critical thinking, logic, and an analytical mind to do the work I do, and these little things in Women’s Studies would be… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR @ #: I’ve worked with a number of H1B’s as well in my line of work, (When I’m working). I’ve had a couple who were really good and a few who I wouldn’t trust to tie their own shoes without help. However, they all had one thing in common. They weren’t immigrants. They were temporary… Read more »

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR

That’s entirely fair, but doesn’t obviate my point that H1B wouldn’t be necessary at all if our precious snowflake young people could find their asses without both hands, a map, and a Sherpa guide. I’d rather Americans or people who want to be Americans work the positions too

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR @ #: That’s entirely fair, but doesn’t obviate my point that H1B wouldn’t be necessary at all if our precious snowflake young people could find their asses without both hands, a map, and a Sherpa guide. the other issue with the “Yuuge” number of h1B’s in the country is that they’re also being used to… Read more »

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Ms. Yates is an Obama Administration appointee who is weak on borders and very weak on illegal immigration.

Very weak on immigration law which gives the president the power to summarily block immigration by anyone from anywhere chooses. See U.S. Code § 1182.