Preserved for posterity in a screenshot, as the Prozi Media aren’t known for holding back when it comes to airbrushing “inconvenient” history:
So, er, having a Green Card makes you a “citizen” now, CNN?
Dammit, INS, we want a bunch of our damn fees back!
Once again: If you have the brainpower of a turnip and have failed at everything you’ve ever tried in your life, it’s obvious that you haven’t tried “journalism” yet, so don’t give up hope!
They’ll take anybody, as long as they know how to copy the daily talking points from Prozi Party HQ.