Another Idiot Heard From

As the latest executive order, this one starting the building of the wall (which just got 10 feet taller and had machine guns installed on it), gets the “phone and pen” treatment from President Trump.

Sheesh, does that guy ever sleep?

The executive orders signed today also include a call to hire thousands of new Border Patrol agents and immigration officers. Marielena Hincapié of the National Immigration Law Center…

If there ever was a name that screamed “daughter of Plymouth Rock”, that one would be it.

…told CNN, “Trump is taking a wrecking ball to our immigration system. It shouldn’t come as a surprise that chaos and destruction will be the outcome.”

Good.

Mexico won’t notice the added chaos and destruction. They ought to be used to it by now. That is, after all, why they’ve made a business out of exporting their child rapists to us.

The Mexican chief drug cartel puppet, Enrique Nieto, is said to be none too pleased with the order to build the wall that “would never get built” and is said to be “reconsidering” his meeting with President Trump as a result. Which we’re sure made President Trump positively wet his boots.

Still waiting to hear how Mexico is going to pay for the wall “that they’ll never, ever, swearsies, pay for”, but we expect updates on that shortly.

Damn. Our schadenboner also just got ten feet taller.

Thatisall.

7 comments

  1. 1
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Do you know what kind of boat I should get? I’m getting a little concerned about the flooding potential from all the liberal tears.
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    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:

    They’ll pay for a wall.
    Because, as the Peso plummets, Enrique Nieto will beg for us to bail ‘em out…for the children Again.
    Nieto: Nobody wanna lends us no peso backing ’cause I didn’t wanna talk to The Trump™. The chillin’ all gonna Diiiiiiiiiie!
    Trump: Sure neighbor.we’ll help you…I just need a 750 mile long bit of landscaping…First!

  3. 3
    Ironbear growls and barks:

    Marielena Hincapié of the National Immigration Law Center…

    If there ever was a name that screamed “daughter of Plymouth Rock”, that one would be it.

    Didn’t she marry some guy named John Stewart at Gitchegumie, by the Big Sea Water?

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    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    Tax money transfers to Messico at 10% (or higher) and the wall will pay for itself in about a year. I sincerely hope that President Trump (DAMN! IT FEELS GOOD TYPING THAT!) has the greatest scientific minds in the country working on those wolverine/gator/wolf hybrids to fill the moat running between the double fence between the U.S. and the shithole to the south.
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    LC Proud Infidel growls and barks:

    I like BC’s idea, 10% charge on all money wired to Mexico or a flat $5 per transaction tax, whichever is greater. Not only is President Trump calling for more Border Patrol Agents, I’m sure he’s already cut their leashes and is allowing them to do their job the way they want to now that B. Hussein 0bama the JEF is out of office.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC Proud Infidel @ #:

    I like BC’s idea, 10% charge on all money wired to Mexico or a flat $5 per transaction tax, whichever is greater.

    I just came from my barber. His wife was cutting hair today and she is not a Trump supporter. Her customer at the moment was belittling The Wall and how it would be paid for. Since I was next in the chair and had no desire to annoy someone with sharp pointy tools, I remained silent.
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    irish19 growls and barks:

    LC Proud Infidel @ #:
    That should work since they send billions back every year.
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