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Thanks to LC & IB Angry Webmaster (whose website you’re already visiting on a daily basis unless you really are into missing out on shit), we find this absolutely full of awesome sauce Youtube vid that he stated we must post tomorrow.

Tomorrow?, we say. Why not get the beat going ahead of time? We hate being behind the curve and, besides, the wondrous sight of Prozi heads exploding tomorrow will only be made better this way. It will be GLORIOUS!

So here it is. Share, spread, make it go viral, memeify the fuck out of it, as our Heirs would say, shitlord it all over the Innertubes until it crushes under the weight of it.

And before the usual crowd of “we’re better than that” and “let’s not become that which we despise” crowd tunes in, let us make a few things clear:

1) We are not a cultist. We don’t trust anybody, and we are fully prepared to, we even expect the Trumpinator, as we like to call him to drive Prozis into further despair, their tears of frustration nourish us, to disappoint us at some unspecified point in the future. We don’t believe in “saviors”, except for the one true one, Jesus Christ, they’re all human and they’re all sinners with flaws. And if, or when, Trump fucks up, we’ll be there to point fingers and mock and deride him, unlike the retarded followers of the Obamessiah Cult. If you doubt that, then you don’t know us very well.

If he doesn’t fuck up at any point, and that’s one heck of a big “if”, even we ourself can’t say that we never did, then it’s all good. It’s perfect, as a matter of fact, but we’re not holding our breath, because our jaded self just don’t see that happening.

But the despair and desperation on the Prozi side is making us smile, and we’ll take that.

2) There is no fucking WAY that we could “become them” by applying their own tactics to them. We’ll let somebody with whom we does not always agree, but who definitely has a way of distilling complex subjects into easily understandable and correct sentences, Vox, say it:

Tactics are not politics are not objectives are not ideals; just as the US Marines did not become the Wehrmacht by adopting maneuver warfare, the Alt-Right will not become SJWs due to the effective use of rhetoric and going on the offensive. The fact that the ends may or may not justify the means does not mean that the ends are the means.

When we originally read the article that Vox is commenting on our answer was “them first.” If they abandon the scorched earth Alinsky tactics they’ve been employing for decades, then we can too. Everything less than that is surrender, and surrendering never won any wars. And this is a war.

For all the marbles.

And then our response was the response we always have for those spineless cucks that seem to keep thinking that “muh principles” trump anything, that you can somehow win a war without fighting it according to the rules on the ground, that using their tactics, doctrine, even their weaponry against them somehow makes you “no better than them”, which is this: As a soldier during the cold war, we carried a G3 (aka StG 45) and an MG3 (aka MG42), our uniforms even, during our service, adopted the official SS camo pattern and, when the currently used Kevlar helmet became standard issue because it just plain offered better protection, looked even more like the Wehrmacht.

Did that make us Nazis with an insatiable hunger for invading Poland and murdering all the Jews?

Was General Patton secretly a Nazi for being the only fucking general on the Western Allies side to truly understand mobile warfare and use that knowledge to kick the Nazi (Prozi, all the same thing) animals around like a rented mule?

We think not.

If you have at least half a brain, you study the tactics your enemy uses, particularly if he’s successful at it, and then employ them the heck against him until he cries “uncle.”

That doesn’t make you into him, it just proves that you have an IQ above that of a baked potato.

If he has chosen to employ a particular tactic against you, it proves that he himself can’t think of an effective counter to it. Why else would he use it? Because he likes to lose?

So let’s deploy every single Alinsky tactic that those of us who can read have learned about against them, and let us enjoy the show as they, for once, encounter an enemy who is NOT too much of a cuck, wimp, piss nozzle or coward to stomp them senseless.

If they don’t like it, let them be the ones to come crawling to us for terms of surrender.

In the meantime, you cucks can just shut the fuck up while licking the nutsacks of your chosen masters.

Thatisall.

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Terrapod
Terrapod

When the Koranimals destroyed the towers on 9/11 we were all glued to the newscasts in horror. Since Carter (Johnson really) our country and the normal way of life we had enjoyed was upended by events a series of semi competent and totally incompetent leaders (excluding that brief interlude or Reagan). I for one am now going to enjoy tuning… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

I’m preparing my post for later today. The video is standing by, and I just need to come up with the correct verbiage. Now if I could just find a way to show this to Trigglypuff…

And Rosie O’Donuts twitter feed of course. @rosie

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

And I have just been instructed by the Commander of the “Great Triggering” LtC, (Ret), Tom Kratman, that you should visit his latest column. It has all the memes shown in that video available for use.
Now go forth and TRIGGER!!
:em01:
We have nothing to fear but Trigglypuff falling on you!
:em07:

LC Xealot
LC Xealot

Just as an aside… I am the creator of this video ;). A Loyal Citizen of the Rott.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

LC Xealot @ #:

Just as an aside… I am the creator of this video ;). A Loyal Citizen of the Rott.

:em01:
:em01:
Drinks are on the Emperor!!

Now to send it to Rosie O’Donuts.
:em07:

LC Xealot
LC Xealot
angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

And we now have a New President!! The Obama Tyranny is at an end.

Free at last, Free at last. Praise God in Heaven, we’re free at last!!!
:em01:

LC Mike in Chi
LC Mike in Chi

Heard a lot of (we)s, not too many (I)s.
He da’ T-Trigger™!! Demoncrat route, first shots fired in the first 5 minutes.
It’s the Trump train I tells ya’.
Dang! What he said!
I like it.
Mike H.
Chicago

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Maaaan…we have a glorious future ahead of us…that, and a whole bunch of lefties and social justice warriors about to stroke out.

LC Mike in Chi
LC Mike in Chi

Triggers:
Pence 2028!
Hillary for Pillory
Trump Loves You
Trump is an AmeriCan
0bami = AmeriCan’t

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

If only…

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L.O.R. Ankle biter
L.O.R. Ankle biter

LC Xealot says:

Just as an aside… I am the creator of this video ;). A Loyal Citizen of the Rott.

Good, can you describe what’s going on visually? It was just a song with a bunch of computer voices to me, so I’m sure I missed something in my blindness.

LC Xealot
LC Xealot

L.O.R. Ankle biter @ #:

It’s a remake of the old All Your Base meme video made back in 2001 or so: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano

That, in turn, was making fun of a bad Japanese-to-English translation.

It was a huge meme back in the day, and may be justly regarded as the first viral internet meme of note.