In Other Brief News About Progressive Socialist Double Standards…

The head Prozi, some jug-eared freak, just pardoned Bradley Manning, some mentally ill twit who thinks he’s a giraffe girl, or whatever strikes his demented mind as useful this week.

The same Bradley Manning who landed in jail for leaking national secrets. You know, the sort of thing that the jug-eared freak all but promised nuclear war in retaliation for when the Evil Russkies™ allegedly[citation needed] leaked information that embarrassed the National Socialist Democrat Workers’ Party of the U.S.

So, sort of the same but not at all.

We know that the traitors of the ProgNazi party don’t want a peaceful transition, we’re just not sure that they’re going to like what they’re asking for when they get it, good and hard.

You see, unlike as per usual, under the old Uniparty rules of engagement, you won’t be looking at a pathetic, cowardly, “civil” Republican whose only concern in this world is what the New York Times might say about him, a cockless, ball-less pussy so eager to show his belly that he’ll strain a back muscle to get there.

You’ll be facing something quite different. Along with the pent-up rage of millions of Americans everloving sick and bloody tired of being pissed on and told that it’s raining. Good folk looking for some old fashioned payback who have the means to make it happen.

Revenge is a bitch, but it’s incredibly fun to serve too.

You’ll be served, you brown-shirted freaks of nature, you’ll be served up right royally.

Those same people you pissed on for close to a decade have just about had it, and we’re looking to make you understand it, in no uncertain terms. So our best advice for you, not that you rate any sort of advice, much less the good sort, would be for you all to just stand in the corner and be vewy, vewy qwiet for the next 8 years, because we’ll be out there hunting wabbits.

With absolutely no tag limit.

Not so much fun when the boot’s on the other foot, is it? Well fuck you sideways, we couldn’t care less if we got a master’s in indifference.

So you can stick your usual calls of “civility” and “bipartisanship”, the calls you always issue every single time YOU’RE not in power, the standards that you haven’t even pretended to be following for the past 8 interminable, damnable years, and shove them right the fuck up your arse, but be sure to be early with it, because it’s like to get crowded up there.

Oh, to be sure, you’ll absolutely find the usual useless crowd of wankers on “our side” who will insist that we live up to the standards that you never gave a piss about, idiot Stockholm Syndrome-suffering twats, the useful idiots that you keep finding a “strange new respect” for whenever it suits you, but we’re not the cucks you’re looking for.

We’re the exact, diametrical opposite, and you’d be well advised to stand the fuck back, because we’re coming and Hell rideth with us.

The next 8 years are going to be so much fun!



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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    I suspect Manning will suffer a serious accident before the year is out. However, there is an up side.
    Now the Pentagon won’t have to pay for that traitor’s dick removal surgery.

    We are less than 30 hours away from the “Great Triggering.” There is a plan afoot to hit every progressive web site and troll them unmercifully.

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    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    We’ve been waiting for, what, thirty-plus years for their vaunted Revolucion!? Let ’em “Bring It On!” We really need to rotate our ammo stock and it’ll be so much fun when the watermelons finally come out of hiding and try to show us how they’re going to overwhelm us with their limp wrists, double-mocha-soy lattes and iPhones. I’m very interested to see what number of different colors of flames we’ll get out of their tofu-infused, pachouli-covered bodies when we light the piles— just be sure not to stand downwind.

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    Veeshir growls and barks:

    It’s going to be hilarious watching their standard standard get thrown back in their faces by a man who cares not for what they screech.

    I figure they poisoned the well thoroughly.
    Trump, for most of his life, was wining, dining and bribing all our fine Dem betters. Recall he was a NY/NJ businessman, bribing the GOP would be a waste of time.

    Now, they’ve been viciously attacking him for over a year while the non-hate-centric section of America has been supporting him.

    I’m really hoping Trump dances with who brung him, but I would say that nobody, but nobody, knows what the hell Trump is going to.
    He has been steeped in the unconscious assumptions of NY ‘liberals’, but he also has had to notice reality.
    That’s why I have hope, he’s the only politician I’ve ever been able to listen to for more than 10 seconds (even Ronnie Raygun). Trump notices reality and speaks about things that are true, such a nice change from the Unity Party.

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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Reading the media and Twitter today….all I can say is I want to throw up. Never seen this much licking of Obamas asshole…its…sickening.

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    Azygos growls and barks:

    In Other Brief News About Progressive Socialist Double Standards…

    Boss I must ask was that headline approved by Barak The Maleficents Department of Redundancy Department? His entire miss-administration has operated under the assumption that If Standards are good then Double Standards must be twice as good.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Azygos @ #:

    Boss I must ask was that headline approved by Barak The Maleficents Department of Redundancy Department?

    They’ve been told to clean out their desks, that the new management has determined that they are now redundant to needs.

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    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:

    Veeshir says:

    …bribing the GOP would be a waste of time

    And, with similar results, Hilliary smokes out her ears with no bang for her bucks

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    Veeshir growls and barks:

    I saw that Mike, I was surprised she had to bribe anybody in the GOP to oppose Trump.
    They seemed to be doing that just fine on their own.