Careful With That, Analpundit, You’re Going to Go Blind (UPDATED)

From fellow Old Guarder Bill Quick, who does selfless work diving into Analpundit of Hot Flatulence’s masturbatory fantasies about Trump so the rest of us won’t have to all the time.

Yikes: Intel chiefs told Trump Russia claims to have compromising personal and financial information on him; Update: CNN video added; Update: Memos leaked to BuzzFeed.

Yeah. You could have stopped right there, Analpundit.

You’re telling us that “Intel chiefs” leaked memos who are so laughably fake that it takes all of five seconds to determine that they are, indeed, fake (seriously, the CIA referring to themselves in an official document as “the Company”? Read too many paperbacks, have you?) to, of all places, BUZZFEED???

Seriously?

Somebody take the magnifying glass and the tweezers away from that poor mental defective, because violating that poor innocent skin tag between his legs so furiously can’t possibly be good for him.

Thatisall.

UPDATE: Oh G-d, please make this stop, we can’t BREATHE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Turns out our initial thought, “looks exactly like something those crazy trolls over at 4Chan might cook up” (yeah, we have two teenage boys, so we’re familiar with the place. It reminds us of our early USENet Performance Art days. In a good way), was spot on.

So CNN and BuzzFart got a hold of a trollbait piece of fanfic from the ‘channers and they RAN with it??? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Troll Level: Master!

See, kids: That’s how to utterly destroy the few remaining tatters of the ProgMedia’s credibility.

Epically played, good sirs, YHBT, HAND.

P.S.: We weren’t exactly surprised either to learn that the Shame of Arizona™, McStain, had been very “helpful” in passing this trollbait on. Not just because the doddering old fool is an America-hating sack of drooling shite, but also because we imagine that some of the more, ahem, “exotic” fora on 4Chan might be… appealing to a dirty old man, so imagining him trawling the place for stimulation is entirely within the realm of likely scenarios. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology

Not sure if this is the same “intel”, but it involves our old pal Rick Wilson!

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-10/4chan-claims-have-fabricated-anti-trump-report-hoax

LCBren
LCBren

Hey Misha there was a comment from Quikcks site..asking whwre all these women who said Trump had assaulted them were now.

Funny….you’d think that if they had a case they’d be pursuing it….yet they seem to have vanished.

Odd, innit? :em07: :em05:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Now, when I see Alleged Pundit’s byline, I just move on past and look at pretty girls on the internet.
:em07:

LC Mike in Chi
LC Mike in Chi

Trump’s 1st presser was AWESOME! I gotta watch it again so’s I can hear all the stuff I missed while I was ROFLMAO! He ripped them all a new one; LSM,Hilly’s debate tactics, Russia hacking, Russia relations, Wall, he publicly released an end to all of his involvement in his personal finances, but, hanging ACA on the Demonrats AND hitting… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

WOW, this is a blast! the “golden showers prostitutes in Moscow” propaganda story, pimped by John McVain and the stooges at the FBI via Buzzfeed and CNN, is disintegrating like a nuked asteroid!!! The Wall Street Journal is revealing that a former MI6 agent, Christopher Steele, is the source of the lie; John McCain gave a few remarks to the… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Tallulah @ #: WOW, this is a blast! the “golden showers prostitutes in Moscow” propaganda story, pimped by John McVain and the stooges at the FBI via Buzzfeed and CNN, is disintegrating like a nuked asteroid!!! When Trump gets around to dealing with McSlime, the retribution will be epic! I just posted what passes for my thoughts on the subject… Read more »

LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret

But can he do it until he needs glasses?

DaToad
DaToad

McLame, what a tool, what a fool. Yes, AZ re-elected the Rino. I didn’t for him in the primary, but I just could not force myself to vote for the lefty in the election. It was like having to eat a shit sandwich or starve… And after today, The Donald needs to send the reaper to visit both him and… Read more »

*shakes head* I didn’t think it could happen. I was pretty certain that after 2004, my opinion of the “news” media couldn’t possibly sink any lower, but they managed to pull it off. As soon as I saw “Buzzfeed” attributed, I gave it an epic face palm. (The classic Picard-Riker-Worf Triple Face Palm with Cardassian Clusters. I mean… Buzzfeed? Seriously?)… Read more »

From fellow Old Guarder Bill Quick, who does selfless work diving into Analpundit of Hot Flatulence’s masturbatory fantasies about Trump so the rest of us won’t have to all the time. I really worry about Bill sometimes. You couldn’t pay me to wade into Analpundit’s flatulence at HotGas, and he does it voluntarily. Hell, our Crack Trepid Reporters at The… Read more »

They just couldn’t believe that anybody would be terminally stupid enough to fall for something that was clearly a slash pol troll.

Yeah. 🙂 Like I said: industrial level face palm material.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Clearly Weapons Grade Stoopid™, which coming from BuzzKill should not be surprising.

And they’re still falling for it, Misha:

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/254449/

Stephen Green and David Satter (who?) still haven’t gotten them memo that it was a 4chan troll, and they bit on it.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Ironbear @ #:

Stephen Green and David Satter (who?) still haven’t gotten them memo that it was a 4chan troll, and they bit on it.

The only way to fix stupid is t take those suffering from it out behind the barn and shoot them. treat it just like rabies.
:em07:
And speaking of rabidly stupid…

I saw that, Web. All i could really do was just shake my head.

LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology

DaToad says:

McLame, what a tool, what a fool. Yes, AZ re-elected the Rino. I didn’t for him in the primary, but I just could not force myself to vote for the lefty in the election. It was like having to eat a shit sandwich or starve…

You can write-in someone else, you know! Or just leave that race blank…