Careful With That, Analpundit, You’re Going to Go Blind (UPDATED)

From fellow Old Guarder Bill Quick, who does selfless work diving into Analpundit of Hot Flatulence’s masturbatory fantasies about Trump so the rest of us won’t have to all the time.

Yikes: Intel chiefs told Trump Russia claims to have compromising personal and financial information on him; Update: CNN video added; Update: Memos leaked to BuzzFeed.

Yeah. You could have stopped right there, Analpundit.

You’re telling us that “Intel chiefs” leaked memos who are so laughably fake that it takes all of five seconds to determine that they are, indeed, fake (seriously, the CIA referring to themselves in an official document as “the Company”? Read too many paperbacks, have you?) to, of all places, BUZZFEED???

Seriously?

Somebody take the magnifying glass and the tweezers away from that poor mental defective, because violating that poor innocent skin tag between his legs so furiously can’t possibly be good for him.

Thatisall.

UPDATE: Oh G-d, please make this stop, we can’t BREATHE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Turns out our initial thought, “looks exactly like something those crazy trolls over at 4Chan might cook up” (yeah, we have two teenage boys, so we’re familiar with the place. It reminds us of our early USENet Performance Art days. In a good way), was spot on.

So CNN and BuzzFart got a hold of a trollbait piece of fanfic from the ‘channers and they RAN with it??? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Troll Level: Master!

See, kids: That’s how to utterly destroy the few remaining tatters of the ProgMedia’s credibility.

Epically played, good sirs, YHBT, HAND.

P.S.: We weren’t exactly surprised either to learn that the Shame of Arizona™, McStain, had been very “helpful” in passing this trollbait on. Not just because the doddering old fool is an America-hating sack of drooling shite, but also because we imagine that some of the more, ahem, “exotic” fora on 4Chan might be… appealing to a dirty old man, so imagining him trawling the place for stimulation is entirely within the realm of likely scenarios. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

19 comments

  1. 1
    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology growls and barks:

    Not sure if this is the same “intel”, but it involves our old pal Rick Wilson!

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-10/4chan-claims-have-fabricated-anti-trump-report-hoax

  2. 2
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Ah, good old “Anal” Wilson. A perfect fit for Analpundit. They really ought to get together, considering their common fascination with their poop chutes.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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  3. 3
    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Hey Misha there was a comment from Quikcks site..asking whwre all these women who said Trump had assaulted them were now.

    Funny….you’d think that if they had a case they’d be pursuing it….yet they seem to have vanished.

    Odd, innit? :em07: :em05:

  4. 4
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Now, when I see Alleged Pundit’s byline, I just move on past and look at pretty girls on the internet.
    :em07:
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  5. 5
    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:

    Trump’s 1st presser was AWESOME! I gotta watch it again so’s I can hear all the stuff I missed while I was ROFLMAO! He ripped them all a new one; LSM,Hilly’s debate tactics, Russia hacking, Russia relations, Wall, he publicly released an end to all of his involvement in his personal finances, but, hanging ACA on the Demonrats AND hitting its replacement starting, Now! SCOTUS within three days after he’s sworn in.
    Oh, geez… I have a shadenboner!

    :em01:

    He told CNN to STFU

  6. 6
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    WOW, this is a blast! the “golden showers prostitutes in Moscow” propaganda story, pimped by John McVain and the stooges at the FBI via Buzzfeed and CNN, is disintegrating like a nuked asteroid!!!

    The Wall Street Journal is revealing that a former MI6 agent, Christopher Steele, is the source of the lie; John McCain gave a few remarks to the press today saying he “only did what any Concerned Citizen would do!” and then scrambled to look for a rock to hide under, and then THIS happened:

    Trump Nukes CNN, Treats Buzzfeed Like a Dog’s Chew Toy in Epic Press Conference Today!

    http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=367841

    Need a cigarette, honey?

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Tallulah @ #:

    WOW, this is a blast! the “golden showers prostitutes in Moscow” propaganda story, pimped by John McVain and the stooges at the FBI via Buzzfeed and CNN, is disintegrating like a nuked asteroid!!!

    When Trump gets around to dealing with McSlime, the retribution will be epic! I just posted what passes for my thoughts on the subject of McSlime’s dirtbaggery a moment ago.
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  8. 8
    LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret growls and barks:

    But can he do it until he needs glasses?

  9. 9
    DaToad growls and barks:

    McLame, what a tool, what a fool. Yes, AZ re-elected the Rino. I didn’t for him in the primary, but I just could not force myself to vote for the lefty in the election. It was like having to eat a shit sandwich or starve…

    And after today, The Donald needs to send the reaper to visit both him and that weasel, Rubio.

  10. 10
    Ironbear growls and barks:

    *shakes head*

    I didn’t think it could happen. I was pretty certain that after 2004, my opinion of the “news” media couldn’t possibly sink any lower, but they managed to pull it off.

    As soon as I saw “Buzzfeed” attributed, I gave it an epic face palm. (The classic Picard-Riker-Worf Triple Face Palm with Cardassian Clusters. I mean… Buzzfeed? Seriously?)

    Finding out that it was an elaborate troll from 4chan that began in freaking October and finally detonated in their faces just, ah…. (wait for it) ….

    Took the piss. :)
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  11. 11
    Ironbear growls and barks:

    From fellow Old Guarder Bill Quick, who does selfless work diving into Analpundit of Hot Flatulence’s masturbatory fantasies about Trump so the rest of us won’t have to all the time.

    I really worry about Bill sometimes.

    You couldn’t pay me to wade into Analpundit’s flatulence at HotGas, and he does it voluntarily.

    Hell, our Crack Trepid Reporters at The DailyPundit all threatened to resign en masse if we tried to force them to go in there. Tay won’t go in there.

    Talk about taking one for the team.
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  12. 12
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Ironbear says:

    I really worry about Bill sometimes.

    You couldn’t pay me to wade into Analpundit’s flatulence at HotGas, and he does it voluntarily.

    I do it on occasion myself, but that’s mainly because I’m a sick individual who enjoys watching the mentally retarded smearing shit all over themselves. Still, even I couldn’t handle the kind of punishment Bill endures for all of us.

    I mean, every time I’ve snuck into an Analpundit thread to look for mocking material, I have to spend at least 4 hours reading medical textbooks to try to make up for the 40 points of IQ that I lost in the 10 minutes I spent there.

    He’s a true inspiration to us all! Bill, I mean.
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  13. 13
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Ironbear says:

    Finding out that it was an elaborate troll from 4chan that began in freaking October and finally detonated in their faces just, ah…. (wait for it) ….

    Took the piss. :)

    Ha! When I told it to the Heirs (who frequent 4chan quite a bit for the epic trolls and memes), they laughed their arses off!

    They just couldn’t believe that anybody would be terminally stupid enough to fall for something that was clearly a slash pol troll.
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    Ironbear growls and barks:

    They just couldn’t believe that anybody would be terminally stupid enough to fall for something that was clearly a slash pol troll.

    Yeah. :) Like I said: industrial level face palm material.
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  15. 15
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Clearly Weapons Grade Stoopid™, which coming from BuzzKill should not be surprising.

  16. 16
    Ironbear growls and barks:

    And they’re still falling for it, Misha:

    https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/254449/

    Stephen Green and David Satter (who?) still haven’t gotten them memo that it was a 4chan troll, and they bit on it.
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Ironbear @ #:

    Stephen Green and David Satter (who?) still haven’t gotten them memo that it was a 4chan troll, and they bit on it.

    The only way to fix stupid is t take those suffering from it out behind the barn and shoot them. treat it just like rabies.
    :em07:
    And speaking of rabidly stupid…
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  18. 18
    Ironbear growls and barks:

    I saw that, Web. All i could really do was just shake my head.
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    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology growls and barks:

    DaToad says:

    McLame, what a tool, what a fool. Yes, AZ re-elected the Rino. I didn’t for him in the primary, but I just could not force myself to vote for the lefty in the election. It was like having to eat a shit sandwich or starve…

    You can write-in someone else, you know! Or just leave that race blank…