Action, Meet Consequences…

A while back there was a story about some Prozi buttmuncher propane dealer in Maine who, in the middle of the coldest blast of glowbull wormening since, well, a long time, declared on his voicemail that anybody who voted for Trump could go freeze to death in the dark because he sure as Hell wasn’t selling to them anymore.

It sure got people’s attention. Problem for Mr. Fuckwad is that it got the attention of some people he’d probably rather not have gotten the attention of (h/t Ace):

SKOWHEGAN — A local propane dealer who said in a recent message that he won’t sell to anyone who voted for President-elect Donald Trump has been delivering and dispensing gas without a state license for at least two years, state officials said this week.

Michael Turner, who operates of Turner LP Gas Service on Canaan Road, left a message for would-be customers on his company’s voice mail, saying “If you voted for Donald Trump for president, I will no longer be delivering your gas. Please find someone else.” That message was left on a Friday, when the weather was bitterly cold. The message goes on to say that the cost of gas remains $110 a bottle, with payment due on delivery.

However, Turner is not licensed to sell gas. According to the Maine Fuel Board, Turner’s propane license expired in 2012. Turner had two licenses, one for delivery and the other for dispensing, which expired in 2012 and 2014, respectively. The board became aware of the issue after the news of Turner’s message was reported by the Portland Press Herald late last week.

Erm… Oops? That’s, you know, illegal and stuff. You’re probably wishing by now that your little crybully stunt had stayed locked inside the two synapses still functioning in your Prozi, vacuous head, aren’t you?

Predictably, as is always the case when a Prozi crybully is caught with its gender-neutral drawers down, Turner immediately switched to Victim Mode™:

On Wednesday morning, Turner said he did not expect this level of reaction from people, and that he has received calls from across the United States. Despite his message, Turner said he has never actually denied anyone gas, and his intent was just to point out Trump is “unfit to be president of anything.”

Except for the part of your message when you actually denied sale and delivery of gas to anybody who voted for Trump. But apart from that, you definitely didn’t deny anybody anything.

But still, he was surprised at the negative reaction this has generated.

“It proves my point that these people are violent and disgusting, just like their leader,” Turner said.

Step 1: Tell your customers that if they voted for somebody you don’t like, they can either freeze to death or find somewhere else to buy gas.
Step 2: People get angry about you being a colossal, cuntfaced cocksucker.
Step 3: Use 2) to “prove” that you’re a poor innocent victim unfairly persecuted by vicious, violent Trump voters.
Step 4: Spend rest of your life with a giant “kick me in the nuts, please” sign on your forehead.

“To them it seems like such a joke. I’m scared; I wouldn’t be surprised if I come home and my house is in flames.”

Number of houses burned down by actual “Angry Trump Voters™” : 0
Number of hoaxes about violence, arson, racism and vandalism blamed on “Angry Trump Voters™”, but actually perpetrated by SJW Prozis : still counting, several daily at this time.

But hey, if somebody were to actually burn down your house, at least you’d be nice and warm, no? Unlike your former customers.

As to the issue of licensing, Turner said he had “no idea” he hadn’t been licensed in years, but said he was retiring as of Dec. 31 anyway. He also said he was a “very small business,” estimating he only has 75 to 100 customers, all of whom are mostly at remote camps in northern Somerset County.

“No idea” isn’t the best legal defense in the world, you know. But we suspect you’re about to learn that the hard way. And yes, we’re sure that at this point you’re about to “retire” soon, whether you want to or not.

“I’d like to thank everyone who has called to support me,” Turner said. “And to the haters, I’d like to say, ‘Merry Christmas.’”

And we’d like to offer this one bit of free advice: Don’t drop the soap.

You’re welcome.

Thatisall.

24 comments

  1. 1
    Ironbear growls and barks:

    But hey, if somebody were to actually burn down your house, at least you’d be nice and warm, no? Unlike your former customers.

    Well, y’know what they say: build a man a fire and he’s warm all night; set a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    in the middle of the coldest blast of glowbull wormening since, well, a long time,

    Umm that would be last winter, but since you live in the Tropics, I can understand how you might not be up on things like “Winter” and “Cold” and that white stuff called “Snow”
    :em07:
    And SKOWHEGAN is in one of those areas of Maine where it’s so quiet on those cold winter nights, when you don’t have any natural gas, you can actually hear the genes crunch.
    :em05:
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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster says:

    Umm that would be last winter, but since you live in the Tropics, I can understand how you might not be up on things like “Winter” and “Cold” and that white stuff called “Snow”

    Are you kidding me? We had 20 degree temps in December. We usually don’t have temps like that until… Well, we don’t have them at ALL. But it usually doesn’t get “cold” until February, yet we had temps below anything we’ve seen since forever in December already.

    Of course, it snowed in the Sahara desert this year, so we shouldn’t be surprised. If it gets any glowbull warmerer, we’ll all freeze to death!
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    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Drudge Headline:
    Female Clinton supporters lose libido over loss…

    Oh, wait, they abort most babies anyway, never mind, but this is going to drive the remaining beta progzi “males”
    even nuttier when no pussy will put out :em05:

    Then again, the propane dealer above is already dumber than a box of rocks, hope he is married or he is SOL.

    Looks to me like we have a progzi extinction event unfolding before our very eyes. Popcorn anyone?

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I @ #:

    Are you kidding me? We had 20 degree temps in December. We usually don’t have temps like that until… Well, we don’t have them at ALL. But it usually doesn’t get “cold” until February, yet we had temps below anything we’ve seen since forever in December already.

    You’re obviously mistaken. Global warming and all.
    And it was about -2 here last week. 20? Balmy. perfect day to wear shorts.
    :em01:
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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    And on the other end of the spectrum, Piers Morgan , whom I disagree with vehemently politically, stepped up and slammed the two creeps who accosted Ivanka Trump on the plane.

    He hates Trump, opposes him, disagrees with him on almost everything, and yet had the grace and poise to speak up on Ivanka’s behalf. Credit where it is due.

    Not all Lefties are bastards.

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    Ironbear growls and barks:

    Are you kidding me? We had 20 degree temps in December. We usually don’t have temps like that until… Well, we don’t have them at ALL. But it usually doesn’t get “cold” until February, yet we had temps below anything we’ve seen since forever in December already.

    I can attest to that. Here in south eastern Oklahoma, we had several days of 15 to 18 degree temps already, in a row. We usually don’t get below 30 until late January or early February.

    “And it was about -2 here last week. 20? Balmy. perfect day to wear shorts.” – angryweb

    Snerk. You remind me of the idjits I used to see in Eureka Springs, washing their trucks in 10 degree weather while wearing t-shirts and cutoffs. :)

    There’s just nothing like February in the High Ozarks.

    Brrrrrrrrrrrr….
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    Ironbear growls and barks:

    Oh, wait, they abort most babies anyway, never mind, but this is going to drive the remaining beta progzi “males”
    even nuttier when no pussy will put out

    They’re beta males. They don’t get laid in the first place, by definition.

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    Eric Praline growls and barks:

    Ironbear says:

    They’re beta males. They don’t get laid in the first place, by definition.

    “But I’m best friends with her. As soon as she realizes how much better I am than her douchebag, alpha boyfriend, I’m in like flint. It’s the prefect plan, right?”

    Signed,

    PajamaBoy, chronic masturbator

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Ironbear @ #:

    Snerk. You remind me of the idjits I used to see in Eureka Springs, washing their trucks in 10 degree weather while wearing t-shirts and cutoffs

    I used to work for a guy who, while absolutely brilliant in his field, was known to go out in a raging blizzard in shorts and sandals to talk to the mailman.
    :em06:
    Of course, he’s also been hit by lightning…twice. (Not kidding. he has)
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    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Don’t delude yourselves, pajamaboys (regrettably) do reproduce and ofttimes create the next generation of same. One simply has to look at the Obungles family, though there is some question about what kind of female species the lame duck FLOTUS is :em05:

    What I do find risible is the queer couple’s “female” participant (hir “husband” not being there to calm hir down) screaming at Ivanka and her children on a commercial airline flight. That has to be the proof irrefutable that the Progzi loons have gone over the cliff,. and the more they do this over the next 2 years, the greater will be the revulsion by a MAJORITY of Americans, so we look forward to a 62 seat senate majority in 2 years time. Carry on.

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    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    The Twinkertwats’ “tolerance” continues to be on display for all to see— just like the “tolerance” at all of the Hollowed Halls of the Idiotarian Indoctrination Institutes and every public space across the country. Where the fuck were the REAL men on the plane? I don’t care if it’s a famous person or just some anonymous mother on the plane… If some ball-slappin’, pole-chuggin’ buttweasel starts yelling at her, he’s getting a free trip to the ER and it would take a team of orthodontic surgeons and bloodhounds to try to find and pull his teeth out of his cavernous colon and attempt to reinstall them in his cockholster.
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    BC, Imperial Torturer @ #:

    Where the fuck were the REAL men on the plane?

    There are a couple of possibilities. First, the scumbag actually wasn’t screaming at the nice mother of three and they didn’t see it. Second, someone may have seen it and was getting up to do some colon ripping when a flight attendant asked him to sit down and that he/she would handle it.
    :em03:
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    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #:

    I can see the slim possibility of Option #2, but I’m thinking that it was more than likely that the people on the plane have been cowed into submissiveness by the effeminate, hand-wringing, PC police. Even if it was Option #2, every person around the simpering Beta Male should have shouted him into submission, if not put his face into the nearest solid object. The only way to stop these Leftardian bullies is using their own tactics. They’ve been screaming for their Socialist Revolucion for years, so it’s time to take off the gloves and give it to them— in spades.
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    BC, Imperial Torturer @ #:

    They’ve been screaming for their Socialist Revolucion for years, so it’s time to take off the gloves and give it to them— in spades.

    Well, we might have a problem. The Proggies are arming and have discovered the joys of prepping.
    :em06:
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    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #:

    Dude, that’s like giving a retarded chimp a supercomputer and telling it to figure out the mass of the universe. Having an armed TardArmy and it being a viable fighting force is like saying the Maginot Line was a the penultimate of successful defense systems.

    The only thing they’ll be “prepping” for is their doom. At least we’ll have some spoils to collect when they go running with their manginas leaking piss down their legs. (Unless they’ve “prepped” by making themselves some hemp diapers.)

    :em05:
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    redc1c4 growls and barks:

    since Ivanka has an SS detail, it’s likely one of *them* told the aircrew to eject the two bitches…rather than make a scene. the MFM would have had a bigger field day with that then they are with this one. a quick flash of the badge would be all it took. besides, i believe they realized she was on the plane before they boarded, so the SS would have already noticed their interest and been watching them.

    and, if the idiot had been anything other than boorish, he’d have had an up close look at the carpeting while the cuffs were applied.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    BC, Imperial Torturer @ #:

    Having an armed TardArmy and it being a viable fighting force is like saying the Maginot Line was a the penultimate of successful defense systems.

    But the Maginot line was a successful defense system. It was so tough that the Germans decided to use their usual routes through Belgium.
    :em05: BC, Imperial Torturer @ #:

    The only thing they’ll be “prepping” for is their doom.

    A few might actually develop the capability of logical thought and self generate clues. Of course, then they won’t be progressive liberal democrat moonbats anymore.
    :em07:
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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    LCBrendan @ #:6

    Not all Lefties are bastards.

    Piers has built up quite the stockpile of bastard points, so he’s a Leftist bastard in good standing. He just didn’t act like it this time.

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Ironbear @ #:7

    There’s just nothing like February in the High Ozarks.

    Brrrrrrrrrrrr….

    Try Moscow, Kiev, or (then)Leningrad in February.

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Ironbear @ #:8

    They’re beta males. They don’t get laid in the first place, by definition.

    Nope, they get laid in the uh….second place.

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    Ironbear growls and barks:

    Fa Cube Itches:

    Ironbear @ #:7

    There’s just nothing like February in the High Ozarks.

    Brrrrrrrrrrrr….

    Try Moscow, Kiev, or (then)Leningrad in February.

    Nah. I’m part Czech: the only use I have for Russia and Russians is as targets, and as part Aniwunyiya,a source of hot looking women and blooded horses for raids.

    Besides: I’ve seen videos of Russia with -70 degree weather. Oh, fuck no! :)
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    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR growls and barks:

    I had a lib friend (yes, that’s possible) tell me when Trump was elected that her niece was scared that we were going to have 4 years of hate. I’m like wait, seriously, you’re bitching that the Trump voters by executing their rights at the ballot box are scaring the chillllldreennnnn? If your child is scared because people are expressing an opinion that doesn’t match the one they were raised with, you didn’t raise your child right.

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    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR @ #: 23
    Absolutely spot on. Teach them to think, not what to think.