They’re Everywhere

Thanks to an undisclosed source within Jeff Bezos’ fake news blog (who heard it from the CIA. Or Tinkerbell. They’re not quite sure), we can reveal this bombshell:




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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Those #DamnRussianHackers have been working against us for centuries!!! Look what they did to that poor fellow, Napoleon!!

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    LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret growls and barks:

    I’ve heard from multiple MSM sources that the Russians, not the Jews were responsible for the crucifixion of Jesus…. :em03:

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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret @ #2:
    Not only that the Russians also sunk the Lusitania, kidnapped the Lindbergh baby, and destroyed the Mayan empire.

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    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Snicker, heh, haw! Too much fun and its not even April 1st yet.

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    DaToad growls and barks:

    Recent evidence clearly points to the Russians as being responsible for dinosaur extinction. The bastards have been at it for eons.

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    There’s just no escaping them.

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    LC Rabidfox growls and barks:

    Bush is probably happy now that the progs have found another target to blame for everything. Until 20 Jan, of course.