Prozi Land Whale Regrets Not Having Abortion

The rest of us, as LC & IB Bill so very aptly put it, find ourselves regretting that her mother didn’t have one.

“So many people I love – my mother, my best friends – have had to have abortions for all kinds of reasons,” [Lena] Dunham said. “I feel so proud of them for their bravery, for their self-knowledge, and it was a really important moment for me then to realize I had internalized some of what society was throwing at us and I had to put it in the garbage.”

“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had,” she said.


Nothing quite so clearly defines bravery as murdering an unborn child. Actually, paying somebody else to murder an unborn child.

Move over, Sgt. York.

You wuss.




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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    I regret that her parents didn’t have one.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Poor, misunderstood Lena. She so wants to have an abortion. The problem is, she can’t have one. Why? Well, first she would nee to get pregnant, and it’s impossible for her to do so.

    Why is this you ask?

    Simply put, Lena Dunham has the same effect on men as one of these items.

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    Terrapod growls and barks:

    As if the BJ Bill Bull has any say in these matters :em05:
    Ignoring these Prozi twits (of either or indeterminate gender) is the best defense, it drives them to greater levels of insanity. A joy to behold. Keep acting up ladies and trannies, you are on the steep path to irrelevancy.

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    L.C. Mope growls and barks:

    I seem to recall a similar ‘abortion’ of a whale. Seems like only yesterday…(3:28)

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    Physics Geek growls and barks:

    I know people like to mock her for her weight, but having had a girlfriend with Rubinesque proportions, I am disinclined to do so. Her rancid, bitter, nasty, sister-molesting personality though? That’s fair game, or at least it is to me.

    She’s like a badly written Lovecraft story: The Dunham Horror.

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #:
    That’s just what I was thinking.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    irish19 @ #:
    And now Shamu is trying to walk back her latest use of her patented weapons grade stoopid.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Physics Geek @ #:

    The Dunham Horror.

    It just occurred to me. You don’t think she’s related to Jeff Dunham? What would Walter say?

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    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster says:

    You don’t think she’s related to Jeff Dunham? What would Walter say

    I know what Achmed the Dead Terrorist would say!

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #:
    Of course she is. Standard proggie tactics when something backfires big time.

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