The Little Coup that Couldn’t

After months of violence, threats of violence, destruction, vandalism and a barrage of fake news from the Prozi Stenography Pool (aka “the media”), Hillary’s Prozi Party’s attempt at Machtergreifung has failed. Again.

WASHINGTON (AP) — There were many protesters but few faithless electors as Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote Monday — ensuring that the billionaire will become America’s 45th president.

That doesn’t mean it’s over, of course, it’s never over where the cancer that is Proziism is concerned. They’ll double down on stupid, and then double down again, and they won’t stop unless or until they’re as dead as their idol, Joseph Goebbels.

With all Republican states reporting, Trump only lost the two electors in Texas. Clinton lost four electors in Washington state — three voted for former Secretary of State Colin Powell and one voted for Native American tribal leader Faith Spotted Eagle.

The cuckservative “candidate”, Egg McMuffin, hasn’t yet called to concede to Faith Spotted Eagle, but we’re sure that he will any day now.

Some Democrats have argued that the Electoral College is undemocratic because it gives more weight to less populated states.

That’s a feature, not a bug. Or, as it’s also sometimes known, “working as intended” or “working as designed.”

Don’t expect the “graduates” from the United States’ expensive adult daycare centers (formerly “institutes of higher education”) to be aware of that, however.

For instance:

“When the founders of our country created (the Electoral College) 200-plus years ago, they didn’t have confidence in the average white man who had property, because that’s who got to vote,” said Shawn Terris, a Democratic elector from Ventura, California. “It just seems so undemocratic to me that people other than the voters get to choose who leads the country.”

We don’t even know where to start. “they didn’t have confidence in the average white man who had property, because that’s who got to vote”. So they gave the ones in whom they had no confidence the right to vote? Because they had no confidence in them? English? Do you speak it, motherfucker???

“It just seems so undemocratic to me that people other than the voters get to choose who leads the country.”

Quick question: Who votes for the electors?

That’s right.

Does your bloodline breed for retardation, or are you just a random mutation?

Thatisall.

5 comments

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    Ironbear growls and barks:

    three voted for former Secretary of State Colin Powell and one voted for Native American tribal leader Faith Spotted Eagle

    I’m still snickering my ass off over that. Clinton lost Electors to people who weren’t even in the race. :)
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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Native American tribal leader Faith Spotted Eagle

    How about that..an elector really DID give Hillary the bird :em07: :em05: :em05:

  3. 3
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LCBrendan @ #:

    How about that..an elector really DID give Hillary the bird

    :em05: :em05:
    Oh I am SO stealing that!!
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    Ironbear says:

    I’m still snickering my ass off over that. Clinton lost Electors to people who weren’t even in the race.

    :em01: :em05:

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    So, after all that, Trump not only gained votes in the recount, but he lost fewer electors than Killary. Oh, the schadenfruede!

    :em05: :em05: :em05: