Save Our Snowflakes!

We may be a cold, cynical, warmongering Emperor, but we do not have a heart of stone. So when we saw this deeply touching, moving and heart-wrenching PSA, we just knew that we had to share it.

We cannot, will not, accept a brutal, tyrannical, oppressive, dictatorial night of hurt feelings descending upon this nation of ours, a night full of terror at maybe having your feelings hurt by not having your way. As the Cucks say often and loudly, “that is not who we are!”

Alright, who are we kidding? That is EXACTLY who we are.

Remember: Every time a precious snowflake adult baby cries, the Baby Jesus smiles. So go forth and trigger the little twunts and saps every change you get!

Thatisall.

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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

I saw that over the weekend. We must all do our part to help the poor unfortunate snowflakes.
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The University of Michigan Law School hosted a self-care workshop where snowflakes could color and blow bubbles.

I bet Bubbles had a good time.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Eric Praline @ #:

I bet Bubbles had a good time.

Say hello to Bubbles.
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We cannot, will not, accept a brutal, tyrannical, oppressive, dictatorial night of hurt feelings descending upon this nation of ours, a night full of terror at maybe having your feelings hurt by not having your way. As the Cucks say often and loudly, “that is not who we are!” Wait. What? I beg to differ. It’s exactly who I am.… Read more »

BC, Imperial Torturer
BC, Imperial Torturer

I say we make lots of “yellow snowflakes” all across the country. Obongo’s been pissing on our heads for 8 years and telling us that it’s raining unicorn farts and fairy dust, so turnabout is fair play.

F.E.T.E.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

BC, Imperial Torturer @ #:

I say we make lots of “yellow snowflakes” all across the country.

Should we serve them up as “Comfort food” in college “Safe Places”?
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Terrapod
Terrapod

Hey everyone! I am selling little 3 OZ baggies of “special snowflakes” at $5.99 each. Of course after today’s meltdown, it may look like a bag of water, but I can absolutely damn guarantee it is “special snowflake” detritus, blessed by the Pope and the Trumpster himself. Special offer!!!! Between now and Jan 20, 2017 reduced to three for $18.00.… Read more »