Save Our Snowflakes!

Posted by Emperor Misha I on December 18, 2016

We may be a cold, cynical, warmongering Emperor, but we do not have a heart of stone. So when we saw this deeply touching, moving and heart-wrenching PSA, we just knew that we had to share it.

We cannot, will not, accept a brutal, tyrannical, oppressive, dictatorial night of hurt feelings descending upon this nation of ours, a night full of terror at maybe having your feelings hurt by not having your way. As the Cucks say often and loudly, “that is not who we are!”

Alright, who are we kidding? That is EXACTLY who we are.

Remember: Every time a precious snowflake adult baby cries, the Baby Jesus smiles. So go forth and trigger the little twunts and saps every change you get!

Thatisall.

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7 comments

  1. 1
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:
    December 19, 2016 at 04:44

    I saw that over the weekend. We must all do our part to help the poor unfortunate snowflakes.
    :em07:

  2. 2
    Eric Praline growls and barks:
    December 19, 2016 at 07:27

    The University of Michigan Law School hosted a self-care workshop where snowflakes could color and blow bubbles.

    I bet Bubbles had a good time.

  3. 3
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:
    December 19, 2016 at 08:18

    Eric Praline @ #:

    I bet Bubbles had a good time.

    Say ” rel=”nofollow”>hello to Bubbles.
    :em05:

  4. 4
    Ironbear growls and barks:
    December 19, 2016 at 10:24

    We cannot, will not, accept a brutal, tyrannical, oppressive, dictatorial night of hurt feelings descending upon this nation of ours, a night full of terror at maybe having your feelings hurt by not having your way. As the Cucks say often and loudly, “that is not who we are!”

    Wait. What?

    I beg to differ. It’s exactly who I am. Fuck the snowflakes!*

    * Not literally, of course. Brr. Makes my dick shrink up into my belly button just thinking about it.

    Alright, who are we kidding? That is EXACTLY who we are.

    Remember: Every time a precious snowflake adult baby cries, the Baby Jesus smiles. So go forth and trigger the little twunts and saps every change you get!

    Oh. Good. Pshew. You had me worried for a minute there, Emperor.

  5. 5
    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:
    December 19, 2016 at 17:12

    I say we make lots of “yellow snowflakes” all across the country. Obongo’s been pissing on our heads for 8 years and telling us that it’s raining unicorn farts and fairy dust, so turnabout is fair play.

    F.E.T.E.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:
    December 19, 2016 at 17:44

    BC, Imperial Torturer @ #:

    I say we make lots of “yellow snowflakes” all across the country.

    Should we serve them up as “Comfort food” in college “Safe Places”?
    :em05:

  7. 7
    Terrapod growls and barks:
    December 19, 2016 at 20:34

    Hey everyone! I am selling little 3 OZ baggies of “special snowflakes” at $5.99 each. Of course after today’s meltdown, it may look like a bag of water, but I can absolutely damn guarantee it is “special snowflake” detritus, blessed by the Pope and the Trumpster himself. Special offer!!!! Between now and Jan 20, 2017 reduced to three for $18.00. To save on postage, will ship them dehydrated. Just add water on receipt to reconstitute. :em01: