We’re All Russians Now!

At least according to the ProgNazi Trigglypuffs of the world, after some guy named Tillerson has been named SoS in the coming cabinet.

This, apparently, conclusively proves that not only did the Russians hack the election and throw it to Trump, but that we’re all Nazis and Russians at the same time and that Putin will be sworn in as President on January 20th. Still unconfirmed is whether we’ll all be forced to drink vodka and eat borscht all day long.

We’ve been trying to dig through the “evidence” backing this up and, as best we can tell, it comes down to this Tillerson guy, CEO for Exxon, once having made a business deal in, wait for it, Russia. *GASP!!!*

So does eating dogs while living in Indonesia make you an Indonesian muslim? Oh, sorry. We’re not supposed to ask that, are we?

Anyway… Imagine that! A business man doing business! In Russia!!! Why haven’t we convened a treason tribunal yet?

Although we imagine that such a precedent would be quite inconvenient for a majority of businesses and their CEOs because, er, China…

“Sure”, we hear you protest, “but he also got awarded with an honorary “Friend of Russia” title!”

Oh dear. The country he made a deal with gave him a meaningless honorific he could hang on the wall of his office and he didn’t immediately turn to his newfound business partner and said “fuck you, you commie bastard tyrant swine, I’m not taking any of your “awards”, but I’ll take your business, thankyouverymuch!”

It would certainly be a novel approach to deal making.

ProgNazis and Cucks. Every time we think they cannot possibly get more hilariously hysterical, they prove us wrong.

Thatisall.

9 comments

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Pity that the only three letter agency saying it was the Russians is the CIA, and that was from an “Anonymous source”. Several other three letter and alphabet soup agencies are saying they aren’t seeing any indications that it was the Russians.

    As to the CIA, How would they know in the first place? Did one of their spy satellites see a team of Soviet Russian hackers hunched over their terminals? They certainly aren’t set up to handle data tracking. That’s the NSA and I don’t think they really like the CIA getting into their business.

    How about asking a question regarding the released information. Was it genuine?? Why is Wikileaks denying that the Russians did anything, but are offering a reward for the DNC staffer who was gunned down prior to the election. Supposedly a mugging gone wrong, but nothing was taken.
    :em03:

    I think we need tin foil and popcorn for this one.
    :em01:
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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    So the daily beet ration will be increased by one, then?

  3. 3
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Fa Cube Itches says:

    So the daily beet ration will be increased by one, then?

    Of course, comrade! As show of gratitude to the people for having supported the glorious revolution of 2016 and the ascension of the people’s commissar, comrade Trump!
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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Fa Cube Itches @ #:2
    No, the daily beet ration will be increased to nine, when it has been a measly ten.

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    Ironbear growls and barks:

    Don’t cha just love the way that the Rooskies were the greatest thing since sliced bread to the Left back when they were commies, but now all of a sudden they’re the Devil in Pravda now that they seem to be on Trump’s side?

    It’s almost as though the Left has no principles other than those of convenience, but… nahhhh. That’s just silly talk.

    So does eating dogs while living in Indonesia make you an Indonesian muslim?

    Only if your name is Barry Sotero.

    is the CIA, and that was from an “Anonymous source”.

    Bullshit to English Translation: Anonymous Source = “We pulled it straight out of our ass(ets).”
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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    So does eating dogs while living in Indonesia make you an Indonesian muslim?

    I’m pretty sure dogs aren’t halal.

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    Ironbear growls and barks:

    So does eating dogs while living in Indonesia make you an Indonesian muslim?

    I ate dog on a Rez once. I presume that makes me an Indian.
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    DaToad growls and barks:

    Still unconfirmed is whether we’ll all be forced to drink vodka and eat borscht all day long.

    This must be confirmed at once!

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    Ironbear says:

    It’s almost as though the Left has no principles other than those of convenience, but… nahhhh. That’s just silly talk.

    Don’t be silly. It’s entirely too obvious.