We’re All Russians Now!

At least according to the ProgNazi Trigglypuffs of the world, after some guy named Tillerson has been named SoS in the coming cabinet.

This, apparently, conclusively proves that not only did the Russians hack the election and throw it to Trump, but that we’re all Nazis and Russians at the same time and that Putin will be sworn in as President on January 20th. Still unconfirmed is whether we’ll all be forced to drink vodka and eat borscht all day long.

We’ve been trying to dig through the “evidence” backing this up and, as best we can tell, it comes down to this Tillerson guy, CEO for Exxon, once having made a business deal in, wait for it, Russia. *GASP!!!*

So does eating dogs while living in Indonesia make you an Indonesian muslim? Oh, sorry. We’re not supposed to ask that, are we?

Anyway… Imagine that! A business man doing business! In Russia!!! Why haven’t we convened a treason tribunal yet?

Although we imagine that such a precedent would be quite inconvenient for a majority of businesses and their CEOs because, er, China…

“Sure”, we hear you protest, “but he also got awarded with an honorary “Friend of Russia” title!”

Oh dear. The country he made a deal with gave him a meaningless honorific he could hang on the wall of his office and he didn’t immediately turn to his newfound business partner and said “fuck you, you commie bastard tyrant swine, I’m not taking any of your “awards”, but I’ll take your business, thankyouverymuch!”

It would certainly be a novel approach to deal making.

ProgNazis and Cucks. Every time we think they cannot possibly get more hilariously hysterical, they prove us wrong.

Thatisall.

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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Pity that the only three letter agency saying it was the Russians is the CIA, and that was from an “Anonymous source”. Several other three letter and alphabet soup agencies are saying they aren’t seeing any indications that it was the Russians. As to the CIA, How would they know in the first place? Did one of their spy satellites… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

So the daily beet ration will be increased by one, then?

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Fa Cube Itches @ #:2
No, the daily beet ration will be increased to nine, when it has been a measly ten.

Don’t cha just love the way that the Rooskies were the greatest thing since sliced bread to the Left back when they were commies, but now all of a sudden they’re the Devil in Pravda now that they seem to be on Trump’s side? It’s almost as though the Left has no principles other than those of convenience, but… nahhhh.… Read more »

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

So does eating dogs while living in Indonesia make you an Indonesian muslim?

I’m pretty sure dogs aren’t halal.

So does eating dogs while living in Indonesia make you an Indonesian muslim?

I ate dog on a Rez once. I presume that makes me an Indian.

DaToad
DaToad

Still unconfirmed is whether we’ll all be forced to drink vodka and eat borscht all day long.

This must be confirmed at once!

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

Ironbear says:

It’s almost as though the Left has no principles other than those of convenience, but… nahhhh. That’s just silly talk.

Don’t be silly. It’s entirely too obvious.