MOAR Russians!!!

The cuck clowns over at Fetid Flatulence are getting ever more desperate, now calling for congressional investigations into how the Russians helped Trump win.

What’s that got to do, though, with whether or not this is a gravely serious infringement on U.S. sovereignty and something that the country’s representatives should investigate aggressively?

Nobody’s saying that we shouldn’t investigate just how “Russians” managed to hack into Felonia von Pantsuit’s illegal, private toilet server. We could start by maybe enforcing the law that states, quite clearly, that it’s a felony to keep a private, unsecure, easily hacked toilet server with confidential information on it.

Then we could give the felons of the Prozi Party lessons in basic server security from, say, “Internet Security for Terminally Retarded Fuckwads who Really Should Have Been Euthanized Years Ago”, vol. 1.

What we’re saying is that there isn’t much to be “investigated” here along the lines of “how”, provided that you’ve used the Internet for more than five minutes and are more than 5 years old. But sure, let’s waste some time on “investigating” for months on end how on EARTH somebody managed to log into a server that was three orders of magnitude easier to “hack” into than the public computers at the local library. Let functionally retarded computer illiterate Congressional twatmolds pontificate for weeks on the subject, hanging their complete inability to understand even the basics of the late 20th century, much less the early 21st, out there for all to see.

It should be entertaining.

As Rick Wilson said, what would be happening today in an alternate reality where the CIA claimed that Russia had intervened to try to help President-elect Hillary Clinton?

Would that be the same Rick Wilson whose learned, adult response to Ann Coulter during the election was to ask her whether Donald Trump paid her more for anal? Why yes, yes it was.

If you’re going to appeal to authority, Analpundit, you could at least try for somebody who mentally developed past first grade, no?

Try again. Or give up. You’d probably be better off just cutting your losses while you’re behind.

The only objection I’ve seen to holding hearings that’s grounded in the merits, rather than pure “but this might embarrass Trump!” partisanship, is the idea this is all based on nothing more than some random unnamed source whispering to the Washington Post. Er, no. Read the Post story. They have multiple sources,

Oh? So Jeff Bezos’ fake news blog has more than one unsourced voice in their heads? Holy crap, Batman, that’s some impressive shit right there!

Not that it matters and, once again, if we absolutely must waste weeks “investigating” why Prozis are too fucking dumb to keep every 7 year old script kiddie on the planet out of their unsecured computers, let’s do it. It’s bound to be extremely embarrassing for the too clever by half mentally stunted thugs of the Prozi Party, and we can never have too much of that!

But, as we’ve said before a million times, what damage those leaked emails did to Felonia von Pantsuit’s campaign and the future of the Prozi Party wasn’t due to anything “the Russians” did, it was due to THE CONTENT OF THE GOTT-DAMMED EMAILS!

“The Russians” didn’t keep confidential information on a toilet server in blatant violation of the law, “the Russians” didn’t rig the Prozi primaries to keep Bernie out, “the Russians” didn’t collude with the Fake News Media (aka the Prozi Steno Pool) to sink the Republican candidate…

Do we really need to go on?

Just shut up, Anal. You lost. Get over it, cupcake. Suck it up.

Thatisall.

8 comments

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    It seems to me that the Democrats want to start a nuclear war with Russia because their “Feelz” was hurt and they need someone to blame for the crushing annihilation of Felonia von Pantsuit.
    Realistically, there is no way the Russians could screw with the results. The voting systems are to varied and decentralized and I don’t think any of the electronic systems are actually connected to the internet.
    The scum just refuses to accept that they have been rejected.
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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster says:

    It seems to me that the Democrats want to start a nuclear war with Russia because their “Feelz” was hurt and they need someone to blame for the crushing annihilation of Felonia von Pantsuit.

    It’s more the second than the first. They’re not the ones calling the shots anymore, so they could want a war all they wanted, but they wouldn’t be getting one.

    That part was more Felonia’s gig in case she’d won. She and the Prozi party were preparing for the old trick of having the rubes focus on a foreign enemy to distract them from their own disastrous domestic policies. Not so much to actually get a war but, given their and her disastrously inept handling of foreign affairs, we’d have probably ended up with one anyway. We REALLY dodged a bullet on November 8th.

    As it is now, they’re just casting desperately about for an excuse, a scapegoat, any reason they lost that doesn’t have to do with the fact that they’re odious, fascist tyrants that have been soundly rejected.
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    FYI
    Did you see that the GOP picked up a seat in Louisiana yesterday? Now it’s 52-48.
    :em01:
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    Terrapod growls and barks:

    We need 10 more seats in the senate, and with the LSM/PROZI/COMMIE ( but I repeat myself ad-nauseum) doing what they keep doing, 2018 is going to be an even bigger surprise to all the special snowflakes and assorted community (spit) organizers.

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    Ironbear growls and barks:

    Analpundit

    *SNICKER!*

    I’m gonna steal that, Misha.
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Ironbear @ #:

    *SNICKER!*

    I’m gonna steal that, Misha.

    I seem to recall hearing somewhere that he is of the non-hetero persuasion. If true, then the name fits…
    Along with the gerbils or hamsters.
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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster says:

    I seem to recall hearing somewhere that he is of the non-hetero persuasion. If true, then the name fits…
    Along with the gerbils or hamsters.

    Dunno about his proclivities, nor do I much care. Strikes me more like a metrosexual gamma male, actually. Anyway, it was more of his obvious fawning over Rick “Anal” Wilson (never quite figured out why so many cucks love that infantile, proven loser, really) that made my new name for him come to mind.
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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #:1

    The Russians betrayed The Revolution and have dishonored Lenin and Stalin. For that alone, they must be exterminated. Death to the Traitors!
    - The American Left