They Told Us That If We Voted For Trump, Neo-Nazi Hordes Would Be Running Jewish Businesses Out Of Town

And they were RIGHT!

How much might it cost a business owner to “come out” as pro-Trump in a blue city like Baltimore, Maryland? Stanley Drebin, the owner of Goldberg’s New York Bagels, a well-known kosher shop in town, has an answer: 15 percent of revenue, with 20 percent fewer customers walking through the door. Drebin didn’t actively express his views, but that didn’t stop the mob from descending on Goldberg’s.

Soon, one-star reviews began pouring in from Clinton supporters on Goldberg’s Facebook page. Reviewers wrote:

ProgNazi “tolerance” incoming:

Okay bagels, but apparently served with a side of tacit approval of anti-Semitism, misogyny, xenophobia and alt-right leanings. Indigestion imminent.

An anti-Semite Jew running a kosher bagel shop? Now we’ve really heard it all. So, does he dress up in Hugo Boss browns and a swastika armband every night after closing and beat himself up?

Poorly run bagel shop, owned by bigots who do not respect or value their community or their customers. Not representative of my Jewish values, my American values, or my breakfast carbs values. Taking my business elsewhere and encouraging everyone to do the same.

If we didn’t know for a fact that you represent “Jewish values” about as well as a ham and cheese sammich represents a kosher, Mosaic diet, we’d have to start rethinking our opinion of a certain Austrian lunatic with a weird mustache.

And we don’t much think that the carb content of the bagels are dependent on the baker’s political views. They’re pretty much, how do you say it?, “baked into the bagel?”

The bagels were decent, but the store’s backing of a political candidate that supports racism, xenophobia and sexism will not get my business.

Deutsche, kauft nicht bei Juden!

Sounds an awful lot like something Adolf Hitler would say.

No thanks.. i would rather buy my breakfast from a business that doesnt support racist, xenophobic sexual predators.

So we guess Billy Jeff’s Burgers is right out?

Just remember, you hateful, bigoted, sexist, anti-Semitic, racist, misogynist Trump voters: LOVE TRUMPS HATE! (or ELSE!)

Just keep being you, you disgusting leftard ProgNazi “Democrats”, we’ll never have to worry about you brownshirted swine ever winning an election again.

Thatisall.

2 comments

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    I think I was there once when I was on a business trip to Hell Baltimore. It does sound familiar to me.
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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Guy should consider a defamation per se claim against each such poster. He’s got damages already in loss of business, he’s not a public figure, and they are falsely ascribing political opinions and loathsome character to him.