The president-elect of the United States has secured a deal to keep 1,000 Carrier Corporation jobs in America two months before he takes office.

“President-elect Donald Trump and Carrier have reached a deal that will keep nearly 1,000 factory jobs in Indiana, the company said on Tuesday,” Indianapolis Fox 59 local news station reported.

Carrier Corporation announced the deal on Twitter.

“We are pleased to have reached a deal with President-elect Trump & VP-elect Pence to keep close to 1,000 jobs in Indy. More details soon,” Carrier Corporation’s Twitter account reported on Tuesday evening.

“But… But… There’s no WAY he can do anything he promised on the campaign trail”, we hear the cucks squeal.

Apparently there is a way. And it’s a quite simple one, too: Make it more profitable for businesses to stay in America and, pardon us for saying so, FUCK THE REST OF THE WORLD.

We don’t really give a flying fuck what happens to the rest of the world since we, unlike the cucks of the transnational post-conservative Republican cuckparty, think that America and Americans come first.

That used to be called “patriotic” until the cucks at NRO like Kevin “fuck the poor, kill the useless bastards” Williamson came along and hijacked what love of country means.

President-elect Trump has accomplished, already, before he’s even been sworn in, more than the CuckPublican party and their lover Obumfuck have accomplished in 8 years.

Had so much winning yet that you’ve become tired of it? If you have, try an anti-emetic, because it looks like you’re going to need to learn how to deal with it.

As to ourself, we can’t get enough.


By Emperor Misha I

Ruler of all I survey -- and then some.

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