The Enrichening™ Continues…

Or are we supposed to call it Vibrancy™ now? We’re having a hard time keeping up with current ProgSpeak.

A car rammed into a crowd at Ohio State University on Monday, and a knife-wielding attacker got out and cut people before being shot to death, authorities said. Nine people were reported injured.

Clearly a white supremacist Christian uneducated Trump supporter!

(What’s funny is how it was initially described by the ProgMedia as a “shooting”, leading to the usual avalanche of calls for “sensible gun control” from all over the usual Prog cesspool-dwelling amphibians. That doesn’t work too well against knives, ProgTards. Of course, it doesn’t work particularly well against guns, either, except it helps deprive victims of means to defend themselves).

Back to this obvious neo-Nazi Trump supporter and his hate crime:

NBC News reports the attacker has been identified as Abdul Razak Ali Artan, citing multiple law enforcement sources.

See??? We told y… Erm… OK. But Abdul is a typical Christofascist name, so there! Or maybe he was just…

Ali Artan was believed to be an Ohio State student — a Somali refugee who lived near campus, NBC News reported.

Awwww fuck it!

OK, nothing to see here, move along. Definitely not the 25,774th example of Sudden Jihadi Syndrome this month, and if you think that it is, then YOU’RE RAYCISSSS!!!!

In before FBI issues its standard knee-jerk “no connection to terrorism, we may never know the motive behind this school place anger incident, we’ll continue to look into it, blah, blah, blech.”

Thatisall.

UPDATE: The Dread BC™ suggests that it was clearly the hateful, bigoted, cis-religious, neo-Nazi Trumpenproletariat that drove the poor baby to do what he did. Now, we know that BC was kidding, but… Dang, can he call ‘em! (thanks to our Dear Sestrichka):

Artan described himself as a pious and scared Muslim in an interview with the Ohio State student newspaper in August.

“I wanted to pray in the open, but I was scared with everything going on in the media,” he told The Lantern after transfering from Columbus State Community College. “I’m a Muslim, it’s not what the media portrays me to be.

Nope. Just a perfectly ordinary guy, prone to drive vehicles into crowds of innocents, then jump out and slash at them with machetes. You know, like one does, right?

Seriously, though: Did you see what you DID to this poor, frightened kid, you Hateful Hating Hatey McHateFaces??? You FORCED him to drive a car into a group of people, then try to chop them into goulash with all of your hateful hatespeech made of hatred.

Oh sure, we know what you’re going to say, so don’t even try it. “What the hell was he afraid of? He was living in the most prosperous country on the planet, free to worship whatever he liked and say whatever he wanted, while getting an education at university as well.”

Bullshit. What do you know about all the pickup trucks driven by hateful Nazi fascist misogynist homophobic patriarchal racist xenophobes that he had to desperately dodge while crossing the street, like some real life version of Frogger, only with more white supremacist hatred and otherizing? Or all of the machete-wielding murderers swinging their blades of racism at him wherever he went?

What was he supposed to do, the frightened, persecuted, innocent little lamb, if not drive his car into a crowd of strangers and try to chop them into tiny pieces of meat with his machete?

How can you live with yourselves?

Wait… incoming signal…

NBC News’s Pete Williams reported on-air that Artan made a Facebook post lamenting the treatment of Muslims worldwide just before the attack on Monday morning. “I am sick and tired of seeing [Muslims] killed & tortured EVERYWHERE. … I can’t take it anymore,” the posting read, according to ABC News. “America! Stop interfering with other countries … [if] you want us Muslims to stop carrying [out] lone wolf attacks.”

Fake! Russian hackers! Anyway, why are we still talking about this? There’s clearly no story here! The motive remains utterly unclear, so stop talking about it!

Now, did you hear that Trump once said “check out that ass” to one of his friends when a womyn walked by?

Thatisall.

5 comments

  1. 1
    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    It’s quite obvious that he was driven to perform this desperate, heroic act of Peaceful Religiosity™ due to Trump’s hateful, violent, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic rhetoric!
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    redc1c4 growls and barks:

    i didn’t follow the link, but apparently the poor dear was complaining about how Moose Slimes are portrayed in the West… :em08:

    then he went and lived up to the stereotype, thus re-enforcing it. :em05:

    what a maroon.

  3. 3
    Ironbear growls and barks:

    Now, did you hear that Trump once said “check out that ass” to one of his friends when a womyn walked by?

    Trump: “Wouldja look at the ass on that woman?”

    Pence: “That’s no woman – that’s a Democrat.”

  4. 4
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    It will be interesting on how any future attacks, (of which I hope are none), are called what they are after President Trump is sworn in.
    :em03:
    Under Obama:
    “We don’t know why this person, Abdul Muhammad blew himself up in a in that kindergatren. We think he was depressed”
    :em08:
    Under Trump:
    An Islamic terrorist was shot multiple times by armed citizens and killed during the commission of a terrorist attack in the name of Islam. Retaliatory strikes on mecca have commenced.
    :em01:
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  5. 5
    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:

    Iran must destroy Mecccaaah, Pop their shiny pussy rock into atoms for all I care. But, if we, or anyone else did it, it would be a death of a million cuts.