You’re ALL Fucking Fired!

Granted, the following is based on “sources”, and we all know what that means for the reliability of an article, but we somehow don’t have a problem seeing this happening exactly the way it’s being reported. So, for what it’s worth:

Donald Trump scolded media big shots during an off-the-record Trump Tower sitdown on Monday, sources told The Post.

“It was like a f–ing firing squad,” one source said of the encounter.

Sadly, not enough like it, in our opinion. Then again, we’re not going to get our nation out of debt and make it great again if we start off by wasting expensive ammo.

“Trump started with [CNN chief] Jeff Zucker and said ‘I hate your network, everyone at CNN is a liar and you should be ashamed,’ ” the source said.

“The meeting was a total disaster. The TV execs and anchors went in there thinking they would be discussing the access they would get to the Trump administration, but instead they got a Trump-style dressing down,” the source added.

Awwww… They’re probably all Literally Shaking right about now.

What? After having spent months, if not years, lying, slandering, mocking and, did we mention FUCKING LYING, you expect to NOT get a dressing down?

Just be grateful that His Imperial Majesty isn’t the President-elect, or your “dressing down” might have played out very differently, you ProgNazi, lying, fascist swine.

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Phew. That was cathartic!

You entitled, DNC-swilling, mendacious cocksuckers just wandered in there expecting it to be all hugs and kisses, didn’t you?

Well, “elections have consequences”, you know. You used to recite that mantra over and over again for the past 8 years, and we intend to remind you at least as many times over the next 8 years.

“The meeting took place in a big board room and there were about 30 or 40 people, including the big news anchors from all the networks,” the other source said.

“Trump kept saying, ‘We’re in a room of liars, the deceitful dishonest media who got it all wrong.’ He addressed everyone in the room calling the media dishonest, deceitful liars.

Short and to the point. And 100% accurate.

The meeting was off the record, meaning the participants agreed not to talk about the substance of the conversations.

An agreement that you then violated as soon as you left the room, proving the man right AGAIN!

Irony is just lost on you useless fuckwads, isn’t it?

It’s going to be soooo much fun, those next 8 years.

Thatisall.

13 comments

  1. 1
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    When was the last time a President, or Presiden-Elect to the Mostly Stupid Media to the woodshed and beat the ever living crap out of them?

    Hello?

    Beuller? Beuller? Beuller?
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  2. 2
    LibraryGryffon growls and barks:

    Any information yet on who The Donald is planning to appoint as Press Secretary? Personally, I’d live to see Milo, which I expect would lead to more than a few msm heads exploding. Though the Imperial Firearms Advisor would also do a bang-up job.

  3. 3
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    If you will excuse the topic hijacking, Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and all those college Snowflakes will be coming home to bother the rest of the family with the attempts to politically reeducate them. One college prepared a “Toolkit” so these snowflakes will be able to deal with the Neanderthal politic views of other and the lack of safe spaces.
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    Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut growls and barks:

    “Trump started with [CNN chief] Jeff Zucker and said ‘I hate your network, everyone at CNN is a liar and you should be ashamed,’ ” the source said.

    He’s one to talk! Politifact rated 70% of Trump’s campaign statements as ‘Mostly False’ or worse. And several of his campaign promises are just out-and-out bullshit. When Trump says he’s going to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it, he’s lying. There’s just no way that will ever happen and he knows it. When Trump says he’ll ban Muslim immigration, he’s lying. He must know that’s impossible.

    Trump calling CNN liars is like a turd calling a turd a piece of shit.

  5. 5
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut:

    Politifact rated 70% of Trump’s campaign statements as ‘Mostly False’ or worse.

    How’s Politifact rated?

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    LC Xystus says:

    Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut:
    Politifact rated 70% of Trump’s campaign statements as ‘Mostly False’ or worse.
    How’s Politifact rated?
    Oh about 10% reliable, on a good day.

    Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut says:

    When Trump says he’ll ban Muslim immigration, he’s lying. He must know that’s impossible.

    Muzzy you moron, The president being able to block immigration by a specified group or from any given region or country, is actually part of the current immigration laws.

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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut @ #4:

    When Politifraud is your weathervane, you need a new weathervane.

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    Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut growls and barks:

    VonZorch wrote:

    Muzzy you moron, The president being able to block immigration by a specified group or from any given region or country, is actually part of the current immigration laws.

    But how do you know who is a Muslim and who isn’t? There are about half a dozen Muslims in my office. Only a couple are obviously Muslims. The others could be any religion. One of them’s a white guy from Newcastle. How would Trump stop people like that?

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut says:

    But how do you know who is a Muslim and who isn’t? There are about half a dozen Muslims in my office. Only a couple are obviously Muslims. The others could be any religion. One of them’s a white guy from Newcastle. How would Trump stop people like that?

    Generally, the ones one needs to worry about are quite easy to pick out in a crowd.

    But all that aside. So your argument is that if you can’t catch ALL of them, you shouldn’t try to catch ANY of them?

    That’s an interesting kind of illogic. By the same token, we should probably stop enforcing anti-rape laws, since some rapist swine will always get away and, since we can’t catch 100% of rapists, we’d be wasting our time and look like complete idiots trying to catch any of them?

    If you’re saying that he’s lying when he says he’ll ban Muslim immigration (he didn’t, but that’s another thing) because he can’t, then you’re wrong. He can ban it alright. That’s not impossible. It’s not even difficult, since it’s within the powers of his office, starting next year. Making sure that not a single one of them slips through the net, on the other hand… But he never said anything of the sort.

    As far as “he’s lying about the wall and making Mexico part of it because there’s no way….!” goes, you’re wrong there too. Not in that he might not keep that promise, because he quite likely won’t, but it’s not impossible. You can’t call anybody a liar based on a broken promise UNTIL HE HAS ACTUALLY BROKEN IT. That should be pretty obvious even to you. Unless, of course, the promise is literally impossible to keep but, again, it isn’t.

    Build it? You can say and think what you like about him, but if there’s one thing he’s known for, it’s building stuff. The guy pretty much made a living out of that. Look it up. His buildings are all over the fucking world.

    Make Mexico pay for it? What makes you think he can’t? All he’d have to do would be to tax payments from people in the U.S. going back to Mexico, which is line item number 1 on the Mexican national budget. And that’s just ONE way. I’m sure he could think of others. Heck, he already made the MSM who bloody HATE him pay for pretty much his entire campaign! 😀

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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Muzzy

    There there, here’s your safety pin., here’s some crayons and butcher paper on the table, your drinkie is in your safe space over there so just go and sit down, like a good little fuckwit, and keep your sewer mouth shut for the next four fucking years.

    Politifact is a sick joke, you are a sick joke, WAAAH WAAAAH Cankles lost WAAAHHH….

    But how do you know who is a Muslim and who isn’t?

    Thats easy..they’re the ones who want a high chair for their wife.

    One of them’s a white guy from Newcastle.

    Islam is a RELIGION NOT A RACE so him being “white” is you and worthless trolling.

    How would Trump stop people like that?

    Simple

    Block immigration from fifth world Muslim infested shitholes like Syria, Lebanon and make Abu Bin Bum Fuk and his wife Fatima Fatass be thoroughly screened before they are even allowed to leave the airport.

    I note that the Arab nations havent taken ONE Syrian rapefugee, citing security concerns, so why should anyone else?

  11. 11
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    To Your Imperial Majesty and LC Brendan, Thank you for taking the Clue Bat™, to Muzzy for me. Saves me the trouble and I’m feeling kind of out of it today.

  12. 12
    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:

    Muzzy Wuzzy is a chump,
    He tries to rile us up on Trump,
    Muzzy Wuzzy wasn’t warm and fuzzy was he.
    80% of what Muzzy sez’ is to Poop On!
    Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut says:

    ‘Mostly False’ or worse

    Is mostly more then 50%?

  13. 13
    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut @ #:

    ” But how do you know who is a Muslim and who isn’t? There are about half a dozen Muslims in my office. Only a couple are obviously Muslims. The others could be any religion. One of them’s a white guy from Newcastle. How would Trump stop people like that?”

    Hand ’em a big, fat sammich stuffed 4-inches thick with ham and bacon and tell ’em “Eat up, MoHamHead!” and then make ’em stomp on a Koran that was just pissed on by a large German shepherd. It’s really pretty simple, if you’re not a drooling, Leftist fucktard.

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