Cats and Dogs…

Etc.

Try the National Institutes of Health, which reported that 40% of millennials believe they should be promoted every two years regardless of performance, and are so fame obsessed that three times as many middle school girls now want to grow up to be the PA to a talentless celebrity like Kim Kardashian as want to be a senator.

(Hardly surprising therefore that 77% of millennials can’t even name a senator from their home state…)

Oh, and 80% of millennials say they’ll be richer than their parents, yet more of them live with their parents than with a spouse, still take cash off their parents, and work half as hard.

The tragic truth is that America’s millennials are a bunch of phone-addicted, selfie-obsessed, hashtagging, snapchatting, kale-munching, twerking, lazy, whining, ill-informed, politically correct, cossetted narcissists who find absolutely everything mortally offensive and believe there are 165 ways to sexually identify.

Who wrote this thing of unalloyed, pure beauty?

If you guessed Piers Farkin’ Morgan, you’re a better man than we are.

We think we’re going to have to go lie down for a moment.

Thatisall.

4 comments

  1. 1
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    I have a question. Who is this imposter and what has he done with Piers Morgan?
    :em03:

  2. 2
    irish19 growls and barks:

    When you’ve lost Piers Morgan, you know you’re losing the war.
    :em07:

  3. 3
    Retired Spook growls and barks:

    Wow!

    I’ll be in my bunk.

  4. 4
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Retired Spook @ #:

    I’ll be in my bunk.

    Eeew!!
    :em06: