How many hours is it you can let your Schadenboner continue without seeking medical help? We’re pretty sure we’re past that by now. Still, gotta keep up keeping up. This via LC & IB Bill, who just recently managed to flee the Peepul’s Republik of KKKalifornikate. Welcome home, Bill!

Michael Shannon may be on a press tour promoting his new movie Nocturnal Animals, but he’s also on the warpath, spewing harsh words at President-elect Donald Trump and any of the 60.9 million Americans who voted for him in the presidential election.

Movie? Well, best of luck with that, Mikey, because you’re about to become famous. Very famous indeed.

And his feedback is getting pretty intense. Earlier this week he suggested that people supporting “the Orange Man” form their own country called “the United States of Moronic Fucking Assholes,”

Oddly enough, some of us have suggested seceding any number of times over the past 8 years, yet back then morons like yourself kept bleating about how that would be “illegal”, “treason” and G-d knows what else. But now it’s OK? Sorry, cupcake, but we just took back the store. If you, on the other hand, want to secede, please don’t delay, leave today!

and in a new interview with Metro News, he’s sounding off again.

After suggesting that a civil war would be the only way to prevent Trump from assuming the highest office in the land,

Something that, had a right winger suggested it, would have landed him or her straight on the Terrorist Watch List™ of the SPLC (Southern Preposterous Lie Center), a list most notable for refusing to put actual terrorists on it (and also notable for having been used as the Yellow Pages for murderous actual terrorists not quite being able to make up their minds on who to terrorize), yet we somehow don’t see this twat being put on any sort of list for encouraging civil war.

Except for our personal “Can You Believe This Submoronic Twat™?” list, of course.

Shannon asserts that if you feel okay about supporting his presidency, it’s probably time for you to just die already.

All together now: LOVE TRUMPS HATE! Feel the love now?

“There’s a lot of old people who need to realize they’ve had a nice life, and it’s time for them to move on,” Shannon said.

Euthanasia, always a favorite of the Tolerant Left™. Just ask the original Tolerant Leftist, Adolf Hitler. He was into that shit BIG time!

“Because they’re the ones who go out and vote for these assholes. If you look at the young people, between 18 and 25, if it was up to them, Hillary would have been president.

If we needed another argument for raising the voting age right back up again, we’d say thank you. But we don’t, so we won’t. Still, it is nice for you to make the argument for us.

There are reasons why it’s generally a bad idea to let your teenagers run the household while you’re away. That’s one of them.

On the other hand, if our postulate that youngsters aren’t as smart as they think they are (based on every youngster we’ve ever met, including ourself) isn’t enough for you, how about this one: It is an indisputable fact that people tend to drift right as they age (or, to be more precise, they get jobs and see all of their hard-earned money disappear to feed loafers and cowboy poetry sessions in Nevada). You yourself confirm this by singling out old people for euthanasia because they’re “too right wing.”

It is also indisputable that with experience comes wisdom, and that the only way to gain experience is by doing something which, again, takes time which, again, means AGING.

So draw your own conclusions. We know, it’s logic, and you libtards aren’t exactly famous for your grasp on that. Back to your “tolerant” ranting about how we should just gas everybody above the age of 25 (which, funnily enough, includes you. So go ahead, please, demonstrate your commitment to The Cause™, Mikey-poo).

No offense to the seniors out there.

Of course not. You just want to herd them off in cattle cars and throw Zyklon-B at them. Who could possibly take offense at that???

My mom’s a senior citizen.

But not for long, apparently, at least if you had your way.

This is probably one of those times where she finds herself wondering if she shouldn’t have swallowed after all.

But if you’re voting for Trump, it’s time for the urn.”

Oh, so it’s only adults who voted for somebody other than the one you voted for? Well now, that’s completely different, of course! You don’t want to commit mass murder against people based on their age, you “only” want to commit mass murder against those with whom you disagree! How enlightened of you. How very tolerant! Still sounds better in the original German, though.

And if your parents voted for Trump? “Fuck ’em. You’re an orphan now. Don’t go home. Don’t go home for Thanksgiving or Christmas. Don’t talk to them at all. Silence speaks volumes.”

If only you’d start “speaking volumes”, then. No, we don’t mean to kill you, nor are we threatening to (we know you’re just itching to go out there and follow up with a metric ton of whining about how you’re “receiving death threats for speaking your tolerant truth to power”. Don’t bother), it just stands to reason that if silence speaks so loudly and forcefully, you’d want to do more of it. We’re really trying to help here. Honest!

Despite being from the red state of Kentucky, Shannon says that no one in his immediate family “would ever remotely consider voting for Trump.” So, it sounds like no one around his holiday hearth will have to sit frozen in terror as he stares them down with his severely threatening gaze.

Severely threatening?


Although we have to admit that his comically bulging eyeballs DO make for a nice point of reference when you’re, say, adjusting your aim.

For Tolerance™!


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November 20, 2016 17:41

A pity I wasn’t there to respond to the moron. My response? “So, you think Hillary Clinton should be the president? Well allow me to explain a few things to you. You’re saying stuff about “Civil War to keep Trump out!”? Have you considered who actually has most of the guns dummy? It isn’t your side. The standard weapons package… Read more »

LC Xystus
November 21, 2016 06:37


Now, consider what would have happened if things were reversed and Felonia von Pantsuit..Oh, I’m sorry, you know her as Hillary Clinton, had won.

As our leader likes to say, it sounds better in the original German: Felonia von Anzug.

November 21, 2016 06:51

LC Xystus @ #:

As our leader likes to say, it sounds better in the original German: Felonia von Anzug.

Anzug doesn’t quite work. How about Felonia von Hosenanzug instead?

LC Xystus
November 22, 2016 01:58


Anzug doesn’t quite work. How about Felonia von Hosenanzug instead?

I’d thought of that, but I’m not positive about the proper German. “Anzug” matches up in syllables & some sounds. Whatever works, I suppose. Even “Felonia” by itself seems Hillaryous! :em05:

November 22, 2016 04:29

I’d thought of that, but I’m not positive about the proper German. “Anzug” matches up in syllables & some sounds. Whatever works, I suppose. Even “Felonia” by itself seems Hillaryous! I think I have an idea and it should work. The von Clinton family defected from the court of Queen Elizabeth to Prussia. Originally, they were the Clinton’s and were… Read more »