Paging John Sexton

You know, the resident Russophobe at Fetid Air who has only recently dared to get out of bed again in the mornings, having finally been convinced that Russian HaX0rz don’t hide underneath it. This might send him back into a catatonic state:

“Are you concerned that this weekend’s attacks or potential incidents in the coming weeks might be an attempt by ISIS or ISIS sympathizers, or really any other group, maybe the Russians, to influence the presidential race in some way, and presumably try to drive votes to Donald Trump, who is, as you’ve said before, widely seen as perhaps being somebody who they would be more willing to—or see as an easier person to be against?” [Bloomberg reporter Jennifer Epstein] asked.

The leading uncredited member of The Walking Dead, Her Royal Cankleness didn’t want to “speculate”, but certainly didn’t refrain from making it clear that Trump’s consistent threats to actually fight Islamic terrorists rather than drop trou for them is clearly, clearly helping ISIS a lot. Somehow. We don’t speak Idiot, so we can’t quite figure out the logic here. Back when we were the supreme ruler of the known world, back when the Med was known as “Mare Nostrum”, our Senate issuing dire threats to destroy nations certainly didn’t seem to encourage, much less help the targets of such threats. Just ask the Carthaginians. Except you can’t. For obvious reasons. Kind of like trying to debate the efficacy of leveling oppida with an Aduatucan. They’re notoriously difficult to locate these days.

But we digress.

Those dastardly Russians. First they dare inconvenience Her Faintness’ coronation plans by stealing her emails, publishing her scheming, lying ways to the world, and now they’re blowing up dumpsters in NY to help Trump too!!!

Mr. Sexton will get months of mileage out of this one!

Thatisall.

14 comments

  1. 1
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    I have a question. If, god forbid, the cankled one makes it to the white house, will they airbrush her official portraits? You know, to fix that cock-eyed look she’s now cultivating?
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  2. 2
    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Two posts in a row from HRH Misha, it is the end of times anon!

    The only way Kankkkles wins is if the dead vote in all blue states, and of course you know they will.

    Off with their heads said the queen, but not of course, her own..

  3. 3
    Veeshir growls and barks:

    Do you still read HA?

    I do, rarely, read what Allah writes, but as for the rest I click over to see what they’ve linked, but actually reading them?

    Between the Conventional Wisdom that’s certainly convention but nowhere near wisdom, the boring writing and the fools like Sexton, I have better things to do than read them.

    His post about how Kaepernick had the Right To Protest!!!!!
    Yeah, we got that, fool. Just like we have the right to call him an ahole and stop watching the NFL.
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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Veeshir says:

    Do you still read HA?

    I do, rarely, read what Allah writes, but as for the rest I click over to see what they’ve linked, but actually reading them?

    Mostly I do as you do. Check to see if they’ve linked to something interesting elsewhere, yes. My only exception here recently being Sexton, because he’s somewhat entertaining in his nuttiness. (I kinda like Jazz, though. He’s pretty level-headed and a good writer, even when I disagree with him).

    Veeshir says:

    His post about how Kaepernick had the Right To Protest!!!!!
    Yeah, we got that, fool. Just like we have the right to call him an ahole and stop watching the NFL.

    Right on. I must have missed the alt-right memo stating that his RIGHTS should be taken away. Somebody on the bedwetting wing of the right needs to reexamine what a “right” is.

    Terrapod says:

    Two posts in a row from HRH Misha, it is the end of times anon!

    Heh. I deserved that one! Sorry. It’s just the energy has been lacking and every day is just more of the same bullshit. I still try to tease that old muse out of her hiding place, though. I miss the old broad :em05:
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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I @ #:4

    Somebody on the bedwetting wing of the right needs to reexamine what a “right” is.

    They’ve already defined it as whatever the state allows them to do at that particular moment.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Veeshir @ #:

    Do you still read HA?

    I do, rarely, read what Allah writes, but as for the rest I click over to see what they’ve linked, but actually reading them?

    Hot Air has really gone downhill since Michelle Malkin sold it. Allahpounds pud is useless, and the rest not really worth paying attention to. They’ve become way to insular. Basically, they’re now bubble people.
    :em02:
    I still have them in my RSS feed but almost never go to the main site anymore. I’ve heard their traffic is way down too.
    Besides, we have more important thing to worry about. like California now regulating cow farts.
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    Veeshir growls and barks:

    It’s just the energy has been lacking and every day is just more of the same bullshit.

    Occasionally I’ll read a post I did 3-6 years ago and it’s pretty frustrating that I could literally repost it and nobody would notice.

    Obama wiping his ass on the Constitution? Check.
    Our fine media betters either lying about or ignoring his ass-wiping? Check.
    Judges trying to rein the Obama admin in over said ass-wiping and being ignored? Check.
    Syria being a dog’s breakfast of all against all jihadis? Check.
    China being aggressive in the South China Sea? Check.
    Norks being Norks? Check.
    Tsar Putin I making Obama his bitch? Check.
    Every other penny ante thugocrat making Obama his bitch? Check.
    Obama crapping on our allies? Check.
    Our fine betters in the GOP siding with Obama and telling me to stop with the hate? Check.

    I could go on and on, but then, that’s why you barely blog and why I often take a month or two off.

    It’s hard to do the same post over and over.
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Veeshir @ #:

    It’s hard to do the same post over and over.

    How about “White guy in a car moves through Charlotte rioters unmolested. Had a gun in his hand. plainly visible.”
    Can’t find the picture now, but some guy basically drove through the rioters with a gun in his left hand outside the car, not pointing at anyone. Funny how they didn’t bother him.
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    Veeshir growls and barks:

    Angrywebmaster, that’s why I still blog. I love doing posts about teh funny.

    You don’t see funny like this often

    ‘White dude drives into crowd of peaceful protesters, draws gun, allowed to drive away alive. With my own eyes. #CharlotteProtest,’ she wrote alongside the shocking clip.

    Gee, I wonder why?
    Musta been white privilege.
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Veeshir @ #:

    I love doing posts about teh funny.

    That’s where I saw it. Interesting how you get far better information from a Foreign news source than from our own “patriotic” news sources.
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    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Here is the personal dilemma. In theory I can retire in roughly 6 months.

    If Cackles wins the market will take a prolonged crap, as will our economy, which makes retirement less achievable by the minute.

    If Trump wins the market will not know what the fuck happened and will look like a random oscillating frequency modulated wave probably between 13000 and 18000 on the Dow for at least the first year of his presidency. I figure it will stabilize and climb the minute congress funds the wall (and that is not a given when both fawking party elites wanting open borders).
    Then again, a few more of these “lone wolf” events and ensuing dead criminal support riots congress will lose what little spine they have and bend over when the wrath of the populace hits them in the ass, providing their head is not in the way..

    I kind of look forward to cornering my congress critters when they come home for year end holidays post Nov. 8.

    Am stocking up on staples, popcorn and scotch (well, it is a necessity) while the prices are semi stable. And if anyone has some spare milsurp 30-06 they want to part with, send me a note :em01:
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    Veeshir growls and barks:

    Don’t forget TP Terrapod.

    Interesting how you get far better information from a Foreign news source than from our own “patriotic” news sources.

    Yeah, American ‘news’ outlets are not in the business of giving information, they’re for giving affirmation to lefties and to hiding information that hurts Dem pols.

    Furriners are less constrained by the demands of our fine media’s allies (masters?) in the Dem party.
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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #1:
    I hope not. It would be the first portrait in history in which the eyes could follow two separate people wherever they went in the room.

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    LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret growls and barks:

    LC Gunsniper says:

    angrywebmaster @ #1:
    I hope not. It would be the first portrait in history in which the eyes could follow two separate people wherever they went in the room.

    :em05: :em01: