You know, the resident Russophobe at Fetid Air who has only recently dared to get out of bed again in the mornings, having finally been convinced that Russian HaX0rz don’t hide underneath it. This might send him back into a catatonic state:
“Are you concerned that this weekend’s attacks or potential incidents in the coming weeks might be an attempt by ISIS or ISIS sympathizers, or really any other group, maybe the Russians, to influence the presidential race in some way, and presumably try to drive votes to Donald Trump, who is, as you’ve said before, widely seen as perhaps being somebody who they would be more willing to—or see as an easier person to be against?” [Bloomberg reporter Jennifer Epstein] asked.
The leading uncredited member of The Walking Dead, Her Royal Cankleness didn’t want to “speculate”, but certainly didn’t refrain from making it clear that Trump’s consistent threats to actually fight Islamic terrorists rather than drop trou for them is clearly, clearly helping ISIS a lot. Somehow. We don’t speak Idiot, so we can’t quite figure out the logic here. Back when we were the supreme ruler of the known world, back when the Med was known as “Mare Nostrum”, our Senate issuing dire threats to destroy nations certainly didn’t seem to encourage, much less help the targets of such threats. Just ask the Carthaginians. Except you can’t. For obvious reasons. Kind of like trying to debate the efficacy of leveling oppida with an Aduatucan. They’re notoriously difficult to locate these days.
But we digress.
Those dastardly Russians. First they dare inconvenience Her Faintness’ coronation plans by stealing her emails, publishing her scheming, lying ways to the world, and now they’re blowing up dumpsters in NY to help Trump too!!!
Mr. Sexton will get months of mileage out of this one!