Paging John Sexton

You know, the resident Russophobe at Fetid Air who has only recently dared to get out of bed again in the mornings, having finally been convinced that Russian HaX0rz don’t hide underneath it. This might send him back into a catatonic state:

“Are you concerned that this weekend’s attacks or potential incidents in the coming weeks might be an attempt by ISIS or ISIS sympathizers, or really any other group, maybe the Russians, to influence the presidential race in some way, and presumably try to drive votes to Donald Trump, who is, as you’ve said before, widely seen as perhaps being somebody who they would be more willing to—or see as an easier person to be against?” [Bloomberg reporter Jennifer Epstein] asked.

The leading uncredited member of The Walking Dead, Her Royal Cankleness didn’t want to “speculate”, but certainly didn’t refrain from making it clear that Trump’s consistent threats to actually fight Islamic terrorists rather than drop trou for them is clearly, clearly helping ISIS a lot. Somehow. We don’t speak Idiot, so we can’t quite figure out the logic here. Back when we were the supreme ruler of the known world, back when the Med was known as “Mare Nostrum”, our Senate issuing dire threats to destroy nations certainly didn’t seem to encourage, much less help the targets of such threats. Just ask the Carthaginians. Except you can’t. For obvious reasons. Kind of like trying to debate the efficacy of leveling oppida with an Aduatucan. They’re notoriously difficult to locate these days.

But we digress.

Those dastardly Russians. First they dare inconvenience Her Faintness’ coronation plans by stealing her emails, publishing her scheming, lying ways to the world, and now they’re blowing up dumpsters in NY to help Trump too!!!

Mr. Sexton will get months of mileage out of this one!

Thatisall.

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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

I have a question. If, god forbid, the cankled one makes it to the white house, will they airbrush her official portraits? You know, to fix that cock-eyed look she’s now cultivating?
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Terrapod
Terrapod

Two posts in a row from HRH Misha, it is the end of times anon!

The only way Kankkkles wins is if the dead vote in all blue states, and of course you know they will.

Off with their heads said the queen, but not of course, her own..

Veeshir
Veeshir

Do you still read HA? I do, rarely, read what Allah writes, but as for the rest I click over to see what they’ve linked, but actually reading them? Between the Conventional Wisdom that’s certainly convention but nowhere near wisdom, the boring writing and the fools like Sexton, I have better things to do than read them. His post about… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

Emperor Misha I @ #:4

Somebody on the bedwetting wing of the right needs to reexamine what a “right” is.

They’ve already defined it as whatever the state allows them to do at that particular moment.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Veeshir @ #: Do you still read HA? I do, rarely, read what Allah writes, but as for the rest I click over to see what they’ve linked, but actually reading them? Hot Air has really gone downhill since Michelle Malkin sold it. Allahpounds pud is useless, and the rest not really worth paying attention to. They’ve become way to… Read more »

Veeshir
Veeshir

It’s just the energy has been lacking and every day is just more of the same bullshit. Occasionally I’ll read a post I did 3-6 years ago and it’s pretty frustrating that I could literally repost it and nobody would notice. Obama wiping his ass on the Constitution? Check. Our fine media betters either lying about or ignoring his ass-wiping?… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Veeshir @ #: It’s hard to do the same post over and over. How about “White guy in a car moves through Charlotte rioters unmolested. Had a gun in his hand. plainly visible.” Can’t find the picture now, but some guy basically drove through the rioters with a gun in his left hand outside the car, not pointing at anyone.… Read more »

Veeshir
Veeshir

Angrywebmaster, that’s why I still blog. I love doing posts about teh funny.

You don’t see funny like this often

‘White dude drives into crowd of peaceful protesters, draws gun, allowed to drive away alive. With my own eyes. #CharlotteProtest,’ she wrote alongside the shocking clip.

Gee, I wonder why?
Musta been white privilege.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Veeshir @ #:

I love doing posts about teh funny.

That’s where I saw it. Interesting how you get far better information from a Foreign news source than from our own “patriotic” news sources.
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Terrapod
Terrapod

Here is the personal dilemma. In theory I can retire in roughly 6 months. If Cackles wins the market will take a prolonged crap, as will our economy, which makes retirement less achievable by the minute. If Trump wins the market will not know what the fuck happened and will look like a random oscillating frequency modulated wave probably between… Read more »

Veeshir
Veeshir

Don’t forget TP Terrapod. Interesting how you get far better information from a Foreign news source than from our own “patriotic” news sources. Yeah, American ‘news’ outlets are not in the business of giving information, they’re for giving affirmation to lefties and to hiding information that hurts Dem pols. Furriners are less constrained by the demands of our fine media’s… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

angrywebmaster @ #1:
I hope not. It would be the first portrait in history in which the eyes could follow two separate people wherever they went in the room.

LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret

LC Gunsniper says:

angrywebmaster @ #1:
I hope not. It would be the first portrait in history in which the eyes could follow two separate people wherever they went in the room.

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