Oh For the Love of Jupiter!

Can we please, please, please pretty please gather round all of the morons like this one and beat them to a bloody, slow and very painful death with the ClueBat™? (h/t fellow O.G. blogger Bill Quick):

This year, ISIS isn’t simply a passive observer of American politics. Since the group’s rapid rise in 2014, ISIS has established a far-reaching, sophisticated propaganda machine. Its members rely on social media to shape public opinion, recruit new members and mobilize followers to carry out attacks. Now, some of them are using those channels to advocate for Trump. In August, one ISIS spokesman wrote: “I ask Allah to deliver America to Trump.” Another supporter declared: “The ‘facilitation’ of Trump’s arrival in the White House must be a priority for jihadists at any cost!!!” ISIS is working to drum up support for the candidate it has called “the perfect enemy.”

There follows the usual litany of “killing terrorists only makes them stronger”, “that what they want us to do!” ad ever-loving nauseam.

Sons of Dis, we’ve had it up to our back teeth with this incredibly ignorant mental vomitus being passed off as “thought.”

If Adolf Hitler had had the same sympathetic press in the U.S. that the muslim barbarian savages have, then we’d still be debating whether to invade or even bomb Nazi Germany at all, since that would obviously be “exactly what Hitler wanted, don’t you see?” Just imagine the hordes of 11-year-olds and crippled octogenarian veterans of the Franco-Prussian War stampeding to pick up a Panzerfaust for the Volkssturm if we as much as disturbed an adorable hair on their blond little Aryan heads!

Two things: If they’re so madly in love with being gunned down and bombed to smithereens, then why do they invariably scamper for their caves whenever an armed westerner shows up within three zip codes of them? Surely they would be standing out in the open with their arms wide, welcoming their imminent destruction, no? If they really were that hell-bent on cashing in on their pedophile prophet’s promise of virgins before the rest of their subhuman friends, then they wouldn’t conspicuously and invariably pick targets with a minimum of risk of retaliation from their intended victims, no? Heck, they’d be charging the nearest fortified military installation armed with nothing but pointed sticks, wouldn’t they?

Second: Heard of something called “reverse psychology?” Look it up, you moron journaljizzmers, you might learn something. For the first time in your lives. Or were you perhaps expecting ISIS and their fellow koranimal apes to immediately start yelping “no, no, PLEASE don’t elect that monster Trump!” if they didn’t want him to be elected? Just what kind of effect might that have on the American electorate if our sworn and most brutal enemy suddenly started begging us to NOT do something?

Seriously. It’s a bloody wonder how you subretarded mongrels even make it past getting out of bed without accidentally strangling yourselves in your bed sheets. A wonder and a tragedy, we might add.

Thatisall.

7 comments

  1. 1
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    You can’t fix stupid. All you can do is take them ice skating on an iceberg at the equator.
    :em08:
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    Veeshir growls and barks:

    If Adolf Hitler had had the same sympathetic press in the U.S. that the muslim barbarian savages have

    Actually, he did. They left him after he attacked their spiritual leader.
    You know, Operation Barbarossa.

    That’s when he became a “right winger”.
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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    I don’t think this assnugget wrote it’s mindless screed out of pure stupidity. I know it’s usually a mistake to ascrube to malice what cam be covered by stupidity, but these leftards have done this too many times to not be malice. That doesn’t rule out a large measure of Weapons Grade Stoopid™.

  4. 4
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Another candidate for the Jake Lingle Memorial Award for Quality Journalism. Until there are consequences for writing that sort of shit, it will continue to dominate the mediascape.

  5. 5
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    “Whatever you do, Br’er Fox, don’t throw me into that BRIAR PATCH!” cried Br’er Rabbit.

    These assholes never read Uncle Remus? Idiots. Dolts. Poltroons. Retards. :em05:

    We are in the hands of Top Men.

    Top. Men.

  6. 6
    Veeshir growls and barks:

    These assholes never read Uncle Remus?

    Of course not. It’s far too racist, it’s been expunged from history for a long time.
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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Veeshir @ #:6

    And yet, despite plainly stating that they will never show/release it again, Disney still retains the copyright to Song of the South. Iffen they ain’t usin’ it, and they ain’t, it should go public domain.