“Whatever They Say, They’re Lying, We Tells You!”

We laughed and laughed and laughed.

Fetid Vapors’ John Sexton is still hunting Russians under his futon, assisting the National Socialist Democrat agitprop distraction campaign 24/7.

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi is among those sounding that alarm, echoing security experts

Unnamed, unknown, unsubstantiated “experts”, mind you, which translates to “something we just made up out of thin air.”

who say Russian security services have been known to doctor documents and images or bury fictitious, damaging details amid genuine information. For hackers to resort to such tactics would be highly unusual, but security specialists say it’s a realistic extension of Moscow’s robust information warfare efforts.

And who wouldn’t believe that fount of veracity, Nancy Stretch Pelousy when she pre-emptively starts shrieking that “whatever those darned Russkies say about me next, they’re lying, LYING!” It’s not like she has a motive or anything. Other than her life-long dedication to truth and honesty, of course.

We can’t help but wonder what it is that the National Socialist Democrats must have done to piss off those nefarious, vindictive, eeeeeevuhl Russians so much, but it clearly must have been something major.

Or maybe they’re just making the whole thing up.

Nah, that couldn’t be.

Thatisall.

7 comments

  1. 1
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Of course, it if is a really good maskirovka…… the Russians might have been too clever by half, and the Dems too stupid by at least 7/8ths.

  2. 2
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
    :em05:
    Now I’m really curious. What do you think they found that has the Dummycrats so panicked?
    :em03:
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  3. 3
    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster says:

    What do you think they found that has the Dummycrats so panicked?
    :em03:

    Whoopsie
    This stuff makes some pretty sick, too.

  4. 4
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster says:

    Now I’m really curious. What do you think they found that has the Dummycrats so panicked?

    Nothing that would surprise me, unless it was complimentary.

  5. 5
    redc1c4 growls and barks:

    Nothing that would surprise me, unless it was complimentary.

    that’s about as likely as anyone here becoming Miss America this year….

    :em05:

  6. 6
    Veeshir growls and barks:

    to doctor documents and images or bury fictitious, damaging details amid genuine information.

    Well, Nancy and her Minitrue allies are well versed in those arts. they’re “experts” you might say.

    Since all the important people, the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party, say Trump has no chance, you have to wonder why they’re all freaking out so much.

    Here’s hoping for an October Surprise that goes after a Dem for a change.
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    DaToad growls and barks:

    Mayhaps the the Clinton Foundation didn’t afford those rascally Russians enough access…