Those Damned Russians!

Now they’re evilly hacking into that heroic Nazi collaborator George Soros’ private email as WELL! Will this horror never END?

(Yes, George Soros is an actual collaborator of ACTUAL Nazis, not the kind that own golf courses and say naughty things about terrorists while going to all the wrong parties, who helped facilitate the murder and robbery of Jews during WWII. But the DNCMedia won’t ever tell you about that).

The files of George Soros’s Open Society Institute have been hacked over a period of years, with 2,576 just published on the mysterious DCLeaks site. Soros, the master manipulator of governments who pulls the strings at the State Department, will face unprecedented scrutiny. Alex Pfeiffer of the Daily Caller summarized the range of material.

Of course, since Georgie boy is also extremely tight with the National Socialist Democrat Party (old Nazi lovers never change their stripes), we can now expect pro-Hillary Cuck site Hot Gas to go positively apoplectic about those evil Russians hacking emails.

Because the content of those emails is of no importance at all. What’s important is the Russian Menace™. And making sure that nobody wastes time talking about stuff that might help that awfully uncouth silly looking guy with a toupee who will most assuredly be storming his Panzers through the Ardennes immediately after being sworn in.

We fully expect poor John Sexton at Hot Hillary to almost be dying from exhaustion at this point, trying to keep up with this while simultaneously searching under his coffee table for Russians waiting to hack his email.

Is the hacking of email accounts worrisome? Sure it is. We’d surely hate for our predilection for Malaysian Midget Pr0n to become public knowledge, but that’s what even halfway competent security was invented for. Obviously that’s not something that the National Socialist Democrat Party and their minions care too much about, considering that, at this point, they apparently can’t book a table at the Four Seasons without a burly Russian Gopnik deleting it and showing up in his track suit four minutes before they arrive for their lobster bisque.

Should we be concerned about foreign entities, and we have to stress at this point that all “evidence” of Russians being behind this amounts to “anonymous sources”, “some experts” and the laughably corrupt and unbelievable FBI (thanks, Comey!), influencing our national elections? We absolutely SHOULD. But perhaps we should ALSO be a bit concerned about just why such revelations about the National Socialist Democrats’ internal communications can influence anything at all. We mean, if everything that those “Russian hackers” intercepted had to do with Hillary’s yoga routines and Sturmbannführer Soros’ dinner preferences, it’s not really all that likely that it would influence anything, is it?

But let’s not talk about that, because that might lead to people debating what was in the emails, rather than the much more pressing question about who got a hold of them and how they did it, right?

Look! SQUIRREL!

We find it highly informative just how eager the Cucks are to join hands with the National Socialist Democrats in deploying those weapons of mass distraction. You should, too.

Overall, we find this revival of the Russian Scare™ quite amusing and a bit silly too. Maybe that has to do with us having served back when the Russians really were scary. We have to admit, our main worry back then had less to do with our email intercepted by them, perhaps because email wasn’t really a thing back then, than it had to do with being incinerated in a sudden shower of gamma rays.

It’s not so much that the neo-cons are latching on to it, they’ve been searching far and wide for a scare since the Soviet one dissipated, it’s their raison d’etre, so to speak. We understand it, even, to a degree. We felt a bit lost, too, back when the enemy that we’d spent years training to fight suddenly just rudely packed up his tents and went home to make pop music. It’s just that we moved on. There are plenty of new and scary enemies to focus on today. They don’t seem to have figured that one out.

But what we find really amusing is that the most loyal allies of the former Soviet Union, the National Socialist Democrat Party, are now the most frantic enemies of anything Russian. Now that they’re the ones who might be in the sights of their former besties. If only they’d been one tenth as suspicious about the Bear back when it really mattered, then this world would be a much different place. Instead they were busy sucking Soviet dicks in order to throw U.S. elections.

And now we’re all supposed to get up in arms because the Russians are, ALLEGEDLY, based on no named and documented sources, trying to influence an election against the National Socialist Democrat Party?

Don’t make us laugh.

What’s pathetic is that the Cucks are joining hands with them but, then again, what would you expect?

We’ve already determined that, whatever side the Cucks are on, it’s not the side of the U.S.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend, right?

We won’t forget.

Thatisall.

4 comments

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    The only reason Soros didn’t get his neck stretched after WW2 was his age. He was 14 I think when he committed his crimes.

    As for Luke warm flatulance, they’ve gone down hill fast the last few years. The biggest mistake, editorially speaking, was Michelle Malkin selling it and giving up editorial control.

    Financially, it was a good deal for her of course and you can’t fault her for that. I’ve been considering removing them from my RSS feed for a while now.
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  2. 2
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    “The enemy of my enemy is my friend, right?”

    No. “The enemy of my enemy is my enemy’s enemy. No more. No less.” #29 of The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Fa Cube Itches @ #:2
    Yep, the enemy of my enemy may very well be a good reason for me and my enemy to put aside our beef with each other and deal with a greater danger.

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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    “Now they’re evilly hacking into that heroic Nazi collaborator George Soros’ private email as WELL! Will this horror never END?”

    We could magnify this horror if we knew how to hack (anonymously, of course) into his *bank accounts*. Oh, what we could do with that money! :em01: :em01: :em01: :em01: :em01:

    “Open Society,” Vlad Draculas Arsch!