We Think We Need to Reboot This… Thing

“I was pointing out in both of those instances that the director Comey had said that my answers in my FBI interview were truthful,” Clinton said. “That’s really the bottom line here. And I have said during the interview and in many other occasions over the past months that what I told the FBI, which he said was truthful, is consistent with what I have said publicly.”

Poking fun at characterizations of her as robotic, she said: “So I may have short-circuited, and for that I, you know, will try to clarify.”

The HildeBot is, of course, talking about the, ahem, “discrepancy” between Comey’s actual comments about her serial lying to the public and her claim that he never said such a thing, that she’d been perfectly truthful in everything. In other words, she’s trying to cover up her 23,449th lie. This week.

However, we might be willing to buy that she’s “short-circuiting.” Sure looks like it to us:

Hillary Clinton has seizure when talking to reporters

Either that or permanent brain damage. Regardless, we think it’s time to send this failing piece of programming down to Q&A.

Thatisall.

15 comments

  1. 1
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Regardless, we think it’s time to send this failing piece of programming down to Q&A.

    Nope, it’s just plain bad code. Scrap it and start fresh.
    :em05:
    Speaking Cankles email, it looks like we can confirm another addition to the Clinton Body count. She named an Iranian spy/defector and they hanged him.
    :em06:
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  2. 2
    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:

    So, instead of losing my bid for Hillies demise in the dead pool for July, 31st, I get the Booby prize.
    Eh, works for me.

  3. 3
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Enh, we can always build more Hillbots.
    -Bender Bending Rodriguez

  4. 4
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Plus, it vibrates.
    - Sterling Archer

  5. 5
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Well, that explains it, then. The A2s always were a bit twitchy. That could never happen now, with our behavioral inhibitors.
    - Bishop

  6. 6
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Actually, after several viewings, it’s clear that she’s just headbanging to an awesome Krokus song on that reporter’s phone.

  7. 7
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    ‘Tis true, this god did shake!
    - Cassius

  8. 8
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Cripes! Is that a Hillary interview or a scene from “Westworld”?

  9. 9
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Not for nothing, but the last two or so seconds of that gif is the reverse of the previous two.

  10. 10

    :em03: Since there is no “facepalm”.

  11. 11
    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:

    LC Gunsniper says:

    Not for nothing, but the last two or so seconds of that gif is the reverse of the previous two.

    I saw that, also. From Reagan to Bush, Cattle Futures to Bengazi, where does one start? This reprobate socialist deserves all the scorn a nation can deliver.

    NFNF be’oche!

    “After the prophet had rolled and thrashed about in the dirt and camel dung for a bit, he would tell us the most fantastic stories of his talks with Allah.”—Abdulla bin Scared, 622 AD /s
    Lab tech tells McClane “It looks like we’ve got another schizoid embolism”—Total Recall

  12. 12
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    The reporters reaction is very telling as well. :em05: :em06:

  13. 13
    Virago growls and barks:

    Speaking of Gold Star Families and Cankles,

    What do you think the chances are of this lawsuit are for scratching the teflon pantsuit that the MSM polishes daily?

    http://www.freedomwatchusa.org/pdf/160808-Final%20Complaint%20.pdf

    PATRICIA SMITH,
    San Diego, California
    and
    CHARLES WOODS,
    Portland, Oregon
    Plaintiffs,
    v.
    HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON,
    3067 Whitehaven St. NW
    Washington, D.C., 20008
    Defendant.
    Case No: 1:16-cv-01606

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Virago @ #:13
    No chance. If it looks like Killery is going down they will have “fatal accidents”, or “commit suicide”.


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