The Wrath of Khan…

Or “So Absolute Moral Authority is a Thing Again Now?”

We haven’t really been wasting too much time on the subject of candidate Trump’s apparently insufficient worshiping at the feet of the Khans, but still. Let’s see if we get this right.

The Khans had a son who died in The Long War 12 years ago. The Khans are muslim. Therefore Trump is a horribly racist bigot because he’s concerned about muslim terrorists since obviously, their son gave his life for this country and, therefore, all muslims are American Patriots who can do absolutely no wrong.

Did we get that just about right?

Sounds an awful lot like Saint Cindy of the Ditch. You know, the hag who lost a son in Iraq and, as a result (according to the DNC, the MSM (but we repeat ourself) and the Cucks), she could say or do no wrong, and if she declared that water ran uphill, that trouts live in trees or that if she buys kippers, it will not rain anymore, then that was received, immutable, incontrovertible truth.

There are two subjects here (we know, it’s hard to hold more than one thought simultaneously for Prozis and Cucks, but work with us here). One is that the Khans inarguably sacrificed for this country and they deserve our respect. Their son even more so since he was the one doing the actual sacrificing. His Imperial Majesty honors anybody who gives his all, his last measure, for his country.

The end. We don’t know that anybody is arguing against that and, if there were, they would most likely be Prozi Tumblrinas screaming about “privilege”, “American imperialism” and “hatred of little brown people” and such nonsense so often heard dribbling out of the pie holes of imbeciles.

The other one is “are muslims and their religion incompatible with western civilization and our democratic ways of governing our nations?” The value of Khan Jr.’s sacrifice is entirely irrelevant to this discussion and we honestly don’t give a flying fuck if anybody wants to pretend it’s otherwise. Go back into the kiddie pool and flail around with your fellow imbeciles. Please drown as well. Preferably before you breed.

So Khan Jr. was a good guy. Absolutely. So this means that every single one of the 1.6 billion muslims are as well. This means that the fact, FACT that 99.9999999999999% of atrocities, murders, rapes, pillagings etc are attributable to muslims is no longer relevant, that it would be downright ATROCIOUSLY unfair, racist and Hitlerish to even suggest that maybe we should exercise a bit more control over how many of those muslims we let into the country?

Are we hearing you right, Cucks and Prozis? Because if we are, then you’re even dumber than we already knew you were, and that’s saying quite a bit.

Let’s take malaria. We know that it’s spread by mosquitoes, right? Please tell us that everybody knows that or we’ll just have to give up entirely on the human species.

We also know that it’s a very small proportion of mosquitoes that actually carry malaria. The vast majority of them are quite harmless and, at worst, a minor annoyance. Those bites damn well itch.

So, Cucks and Prozis, we want you to reflect very carefully on the last time you used Raid or slapped one of those most likely completely innocent little bugs. You horrible, murderous, generalizing, speciesist HITLER you!!!!

Yes, we’re comparing pisslamist murderers slitting the throats of priests during mass, axing passengers on trains, gunning down children at McDonalds, raping women during New Year’s festivities and mowing down celebrating human beings with trucks (just to name a FEW examples) to mosquitoes.

And we honestly think that we’re being hugely insulting to mosquitoes in doing so.

Time to apply some Raid.

Thatisall.

12 comments

  1. 1
    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:

    And now, conned-Khan, can claim another victim status as being used by the DNC.

    Were they just looking to give voice to the parents of a soldier? That would be a first. Did they want parents of anyone who had died abroad in the defense of their country? Gee, why not pick the parents of one of the fallen warriors who died defending the U.S. consulate in Benghazi? Oh, that’s right. They would have called Hillary Clinton a liar. Can’t have that.

    If only that, Trump would exercise his right of free speech by choosing not to say anything.
    Wiki-leaks, however, seems to be saying it all.

    Will the ‘ he said, she said’ never end? :em06:
    Agency Has All of Clinton’s Deleted Emails

    And the other point is that Hillary, according to an article published by the Observer in March of this year, has a problem with NSA because she compromised Gamma material. Now that is the most sensitive material at NSA. And so there were a number of NSA officials complaining to the press or to the people who wrote the article that she did that. She lifted the material that was in her emails directly out of Gamma reporting. That is a direct compromise of the most sensitive material at the NSA

    Caring grandmother, Mother to America™ my left nu…
    As Priestess of All&re;Peron, Hilly will gut the trussed-up America 0bongo has given her.

  2. 2
    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:

    PRIMF
    Priestess of All®

  3. 3
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    “So, Cucks and Prozis, we want you to reflect very carefully on the last time you used Raid or slapped one of those most likely completely innocent little bugs. You horrible, murderous, generalizing, speciesist HITLER you!!!!”

    *cough*
    -DDT manufacturers

  4. 4
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    This whole uproar is … interesting.

    Trump remarks that the Little Woman didn’t get to say anything, which is a DESERVED swipe at islam for being MISOGYNIST.

    So all the alleged feminists go apeshit over this, accusing him of … what, exactly? Noticing it? And they lie, like always, calling this PRO-FEMALE-LIBERATION remark an “attack.”

    Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

    Of course, all the LoFos will hear is “Trump attacks GOLD STAR MOTHER!!!!” Man, I didn’t know the Reds and Pinkos even knew what the hell a Gold Star Mother even WAS. But of course, we all know how highly they honor our military men and their sacrifices for our country.

    /spit

  5. 5
    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology growls and barks:

    Those bites damn well itch.

    Anyone else play around with the lil’ fuckers upon getting bit? By which I mean, figuring that “Hey, I’m gonna have a stinging welt one way or another for the next few days; might as well get some amusement out of it!” and intentionally flexing the nearest muscle, thus locking-in the proboscis and letting your heart pump the pusillanimous parasite well beyond capacity.

    …or is that just me?

  6. 6
    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:

    It turns out it is a Khan-struck.

    ‘I Was Just Joking’: Media Apoplectic as Khizr Khan Attack on Donald Trump Goes Down in Flames
    Khizr Khan has all sorts of financial, legal, and political connections to the Clintons through his old law firm, the mega-D.C. firm Hogan Lovells LLP. That firm did Hillary Clinton’s taxes for years, starting when Khan still worked there involved in, according to his own website, matters “firm wide”—back in 2004. It also has represented, for years, the government of Saudi Arabia in the United States. Saudi Arabia, of course, is a Clinton Foundation donor which—along with the mega-bundlers of thousands upon thousands in political donations to both of Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaigns in 2008 and 2016—plays right into the “Clinton Cash” narrative.

    I can hear the crickets, ma
    I have to say, the whole thong had me by the moral short hairs. I did find it hard to except the Khans as a legitimate representative of Gold Star parents, though.

  7. 7
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology @ #:5

    Yep, learned that trick at summer camp in Minnesota.

  8. 8
    Virago growls and barks:

    Khan is a con, his son however was a hero.

    Thought I’d share from another blog:

    JOKE – well kinda -

    HILLARY
    CLINTON GOES TO A GIFTED-STUDENT PRIMARY SCHOOL IN NEW YORK TO TALK ABOUT THE WORLD. AFTER HER TALK SHE OFFERS QUESTION TIME.

    ONE LITTLE BOY PUTS UP HIS HAND. HILLARY ASKS HIM WHAT HIS NAME IS. KENNETH,” HE SAYS. “AND WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION, KENNETH – ??” SHE ASKS.

    “I HAVE THREE QUESTIONS,” HE SAYS. “FIRST — WHATEVER HAPPENED IN BENGHAZI – ?? “SECOND — WHY WOULD YOU RUN FOR PRESIDENT IF YOU ARE NOT CAPABLE OF HANDLING TWO E-MAIL ACCOUNTS – ?? AND, THIRD — WHATEVER HAPPENED TO
    THE MISSING SIX BILLION DOLLARS WHILE YOU WERE SECRETARY OF STATE?

    JUST THEN THE BELL RINGS FOR RECESS. HILLARY INFORMS THE KIDDIES THAT THEY WILL CONTINUE AFTER RECESS. WHEN THEY RESUME HILLARY SAYS, “OKAY, WHERE WERE WE – ?? OH, THAT’S RIGHT, QUESTION TIME. WHO HAS A QUESTION – ??”

    A DIFFERENT BOY — LITTLE JOHNNY — PUTS HIS HAND UP. HILLARY POINTS TO HIM AND ASKS HIM WHAT HIS NAME IS. “JOHNNY,” HE SAYS. “AND WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION, JOHNNY – ??” SHE ASKS.

    “I HAVE FIVE QUESTIONS,” HE SAYS. “FIRST — WHATEVER HAPPENED IN BENGHAZI – ?? “SECOND — WHY WOULD YOU RUN FOR PRESIDENT IF YOU ARE NOT CAPABLE OF HANDLING
    TWO E-MAIL ACCOUNTS – ?? “THIRD — WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE MISSING SIX BILLION DOLLARS WHILE YOU WERE SECRETARY OF STATE – ?? “FOURTH — WHY DID THE RECESS BELL GO OFF 20 MINUTES EARLY – ??

    “AND, FIFTH — WHERE THE HELL IS KENNETH – ??”

  9. 9
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Fa Cube Itches says:

    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology @ #:5

    Yep, learned that trick at summer camp in Minnesota.

    Here in MN we’re surrounded by mosquitos, but I never heard of this alleged trick till I was 18 & elsewhere. It hasn’t worked for me.

    Virago:

    A DIFFERENT BOY — LITTLE JOHNNY

    Long past time to retire this horrific cliché. :em04: (Couldn’t it be say, “Little Marco?”)

  10. 10
    LC Thresher growls and barks:

    Given that Khan, Sr. is a Sharia-boosting traitor working to undermine the Constitution, I wonder just how committed to the Oath his son was. Perhaps Khan, Jr. dying when he did before he could be gripped by Sudden Jihad Syndrome, saved American lives?

  11. 11
    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:

    Nothing to see here, right?
    And, isn’t it illegal for the feds to pay ransom?

  12. 12

    The Khans had a son who died in The Long War 12 years ago. The Khans are muslim. Therefore Trump is a horribly racist bigot because he’s concerned about muslim terrorists since obviously, their son gave his life for this country and, therefore, all muslims are American Patriots who can do absolutely no wrong.

    Did we get that just about right?

    Absolutely! :em01: /sarc.