Smell the Glove

So Bernie took a knee, kissed Cankles’ ring, then turned around, dropped trou and begged Her Rottenness to be gentle.

Not surprising, really, we hardly expected him to grow a spine at this late point in his life, no matter how much the DNCLeaks provided him with a reason, but that won’t keep us from posting this, which we shamelessly stole from AoS:

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Thatisall.

5 comments

  1. 1
    Terrapod growls and barks:

    HAW! The Ruskies did it all right, Putin tasked Moscow CHEKA NKVD KGB FSB indergarden class to hack the DNC at will and lo and behold we have liftoff!

    The real game is whether they drip out more “gift packages” as we get closer to November :em01:

    And here I thought we were in for a boring mudslinging, ass-grabbing election cycle. Pass the bourbon and popcorn lads and ladies, we are in for a spectacle that will put Barnum and Bailey to shame.

  2. 2
    Terrapod growls and barks:

    HAW! The Ruskies did it all right, Putin tasked Moscow CHEKA NKVD KGB FSB Kindergarden class to hack the DNC at will and lo and behold we have liftoff!

    The real game is whether they drip out more “gift packages” as we get closer to November :em01:

    And here I thought we were in for a boring mudslinging, ass-grabbing election cycle. Pass the bourbon and popcorn lads and ladies, we are in for a spectacle that will put Barnum and Bailey to shame.

    Sorry for the double post – Kindergarten it is

  3. 3
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Someone wondered if the RNC had been hacked too. Perhaps yes, perhaps now. If yes, they may have found pretty much nothing of interest.
    :em02:
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  4. 4
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #:3
    Yep, the Rethuglicans don’t try to hide their dirty deeds, that would take some smarts. They aren’t called the Stupid Party for nothing.

  5. 5
    FrankOK growls and barks:

    It’s been rumored Her Canckleness postponed Bernie’s suicide …

    :em05: :em07: