Forget about the DNC/MSM/Clinton Famiglia colluding to rig an election, the REAL story is that THE RUSSIANS DID IT!
Also… “LOOK! SQUIRREL!!!”
We just got word that PMSNBCCNNABCCBS are considering legal action against Allahpundit et al for hacking their servers and stealing the talking points the DNC just sent them.
Also also… The FBI is totally on the case and will totally nail those nefarious RUSSIAN H4X0rZ ANY DAY NOW!
This is, after all, nothing as inconsequential as state secrets damaging to our national security and getting real people killed. Oh no! This is a matter of RUSSIANS HACKING THE DNC’S EMAILS!!!1!1!!Eleventy!
That. Will. Not. STAND!
At least not for as long as Comey’s balls are still securely stored in the pickle jar that Cankles keeps on her night stand.
But… Comey… Tell us: How are you going to prove intent, sorry, “EVIL” intent? Those poor H4x0rz probably “didn’t mean to do it.” Isn’t that what the new legal standard for proving intent is, according to brilliant legal minds such as yourself?
Oh… Only if your last name is “Clinton?”