Did we call it or what when we said that this election season would become really entertaining after the primaries or WHAT?
So now Wikileaks is releasing thousands of the ClintonCrimeFamily, aka “The DNC”, aka “The Mainstream Media”‘s emails, that have apparently been hacked.
Perhaps they were all being stored on Cankles’ Toilet Server?
The fun part being, of course, that all of those emails show massive collusion between Cankles and the DNC/MSM (tautology alert), conspiracy to commit election fraud and Bob knows what else, all in order to ensure that the already thoroughly rigged Progressive Socialist Democrat primaries stayed very thoroughly rigged indeed. Can’t have anybody but Her Drooling Drunkenness upset the carefully laid plans of rats and crooks, can we?
This, unsurprisingly, led to the Bernie Bros and Sander Snatches getting quite upset, for once for very good and legitimate reasons. It appears that they’re not quite as ready for sham “elections”, the dictatorship of the proletariat and Gleichschaltung as they normally give the impression that they are. At least not when it’s their preferred dictator getting the shaft.
And just like that, Debbie Wassermann-Positive Schultz, having played a major part in the rigging, was out as DNC chair. And here we were, getting increasingly convinced that it was going to take hours of surgery for the Progressive Socialist Democrats to detach their lips from her meat curtains.
Her place is supposedly being taken by the Clinton Famiglia’s Donna Brazile, at least for the time being, who also belongs to the CNN (is it alright to call them the Clinton News Network now?), for whom she’ll be covering the Prozi convention. But that’s alright. CNN won’t be paying her for that gig (the Clinton Famiglia will, which they’ve always been doing), so no conflicts there.
And the FBI, suddenly awakening from their slumber and beginning to take cyber crime and unsecured servers very seriously indeed, now that they’re done ignoring it entirely while whitewashing and sweeping under the carpet Her Cankledness’s numerous and borderline treasonous violations of national security, mumbling something about Russian H4xorZ being responsible for the much more serious crime of reading the DNC’s emails. Right after the Cankles Campaign had instructed them to use that line, of course. Until then, they were too busy waiting to hear their Master’s Screeching Voice to come up with anything.
Let’s keep an eye on the real priorities here, right? Open access to the Dept. of State’s trove of state secrets? Pshaw… No need to get all upset, you silly plebes, that’s not something to indict anybody over. Breaking into Debbie’s private email, on the other hand? HOLY SHIT! LOCK EVERYTHING DOWN! CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD! DEFCON 1!
In order to get Trump elected?????
Oh sure. Because we all know that if there is ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD who keeps Volodya Putin awake at night, sweating and burying his head in his pillow while shivering all over, it’s Hillary Clinton!
Pull the other one, please.
Oh, and pass the popcorn.
UPDATE: Our personal favorite:
“The FBI is investigating a cyber intrusion involving the DNC and are working to determine the nature and scope of the matter,” the agency said in a statement. “A compromise of this nature is something we take very seriously,
Oh. So there ARE things you take very seriously? Just not multiple felonies involving state secrets? Gotcha.