These stories just never get old. They just never do:
A group of adventurers, sailors, pilots and climate scientists that recently started a journey around the North Pole in an effort to show the lack of ice, has been blocked from further travels…
Wait for it…
It just never gets OLD!
Wasn’t it the South Pole last year? Or was that the year before?
Oh, and our all-time favorite, the Great Church of Al-Goron’s Epic Northwest Passage Kayakathon from a few years back which didn’t quite work out because the Northwest Passage… wasn’t, you know, actually there.
On dark days, we still find ourself chuckling at our mental image of frozen Goresicles being hauled out of the water, horrified expression still frozen on their gaunt, vegan chimp faces.