What a Couple of Weeks it’s Been

We can’t turn our back on this country for five minutes without all of the shit hitting the fan. Simultaneously.

Where to start?

The Hildebeest not being indicted in spite of the FBI chief clearly stating she was guilty as shit, then going on to recommend she not be indicted?

Yawn. Anybody surprised by this and still thinking that we have anything even approaching justice in this country please report for your mandatory psychological therapy. The fix was in long before anybody even started thinking about there being one in the making. Face it: If you’re a Ruling Uniparty Parasite, you can mow down an entire elementary school and still not face as much as a sternly worded letter of disapproval.

That way, chaos lies.

And, speaking of chaos, what’s up with slack jawed troglodytes shooting police officers left, right and center?

It surely couldn’t have anything to do with the Muslim-in-Chief, his Prozi Party, their New Brownshirts #OnlyBlackCriminalLivesMatter and their court media drumming up hatred and stoking the flames of race war for 8 years, could it?

So kindly spare us any blather about any solution existing at this point unless it involves a phalanx of fixed bayonets and plenty of firing squads.

Thanks a whole fucking bunch, Fiddy-Twoers! We hope you’re really proud of your accomplishments in ’08 and ’12.

We also hope that you all die in a fire. Twice.



  1. 1
    Library Czar growls and barks:

    I believe the politically correct number sign is #blackthugssplatter

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    Veeshir growls and barks:

    I don’t know if I was surprised, but I was really hoping that Obama would decide to indict Hillary! so M’Shell could run for his third term.

    This election has been running out of funny.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    See what happens when you go on sabbatical? The whole place falls apart.
    Now for some potential good news.
    Paul Ryan’s primary opponent is gaining on him fast. One poll has Ryan blew 50%.
    He’s running so scared he’s putting out campaign literature saying he’s fighting to protect the country. Then news comes out that he want to open the borders even more.
    I haven’t followed that race, but it would be so nice for him to get Cantorized. Even if his opponent still looses the general, no one would really notice the difference.
    Oh, I would avoid playing Pokemon GO. They’re finding bodies all over the place.

  4. 4
    Bones growls and barks:

    Emperor, yeah, i actually did think that he was going to send her up to the bighouse. I had the same clearance as the beast and was doing my annual training to ensure that I knew that I would go to pound-me-in-the-ass federal prison if I screwed up. I listened to him read off (what should have been an) the indictment, and when he said “no reasonable prosecutor” would bring charges, it hit me like a clue-by-four (of doom). I was literally gob-smacked. The only thing that makes any sense it that the email chains implicated the boy who would be king with SAP over commercial net (not even as secure as mcdonalds bathroom). I had to resign my lucrative position and walk away from it to maintain integrity. I cannot believe that I had some hope cankles would be indicted. I even thought that there would be a mass resignation of fbi agents due to the obvious collapse of lyan comey. Fuck them all with a rusty chainsaw.Now I have to find me another career that has nothing to do with the fed-gov. As for thugs-lives-dont-matter, after 8 years of shit-pot stirring by the race-hustler in chief, it will be a very hot and long summer. Lord help us all.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Bones @ #:
    Cankles has to win in November. If Trump wins, the odds of her being indicted are almost a certainty. Trump really doesn’t like her very much.
    If/when Cankles is indicted, Comey will be shown the door, and he shouldn’t be allowed to resign. He should be publicly fired and blacklisted. That would include pulling any and all clearances he now has.

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    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:

    The media whores are using the anagram BLM. Is that “#Black Lunatics Murder”, or more like “#Black Lives Metastasize” Whatever the case I’m in a pretty tight spot with Rahmbo dissing the blue guard and me living in a rental on the main thoroughfare to the only trauma center on the southside. Some of the drivers barely tap the siren on some of the return trips. It is a long slow wail that I can hear for fifteen or twenty seconds as they roll past the 22nd Precinct and underneath my 2nd floor window.

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    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:

    And a shout out to all the LEOs. Thanks. I need you guys more than any other time in my life. I will try to watch yer’ back, G_d willing.
    Keep your head on a swivel; all your tools sharp, oiled and cleaned, and the allowable amount of H2O in all your composite chemical supplies.

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    I was heartened to see all of the FBI agents who investigated Hillary resign in protest over Comey’s decision, though. It’s good to see that we have so many principled people in the government.

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    redc1c4 growls and barks:

    this isn’t the future i was told to expect, and it sure as hell isn’t the one i gave 20+ years of my life to make possible.

    i can has my youth and health back?


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    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    I volunteer to bring the XXXtra-Hi-Carbon Fuel o’ Doom to start the fire(s), Mein Imperator! I’d have someone bring marshmallows, but who in their right fucking mind would want to eat anything cooked over flaming Leftards?

    Oh, and it’s #BlackLiesMatter.

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    LC Xystus growls and barks:


    Oh, and it’s #BlackLiesMatter.

    Also known @myplace as $0®0$ Bucks Matter–or as BLaM.

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    redc1c4 says:

    this isn’t the future i was told to expect, and it sure as hell isn’t the one i gave 20+ years of my life to make possible.

    i can has my youth and health back?

    No shit.