The story originally appeared at AFP, but it has for, we’re sure, utterly mysterious reasons, disappeared down the memory hole.
Thankfully, the Internet is Forever™, but we’d better hurry up before the New Stasi™ (better than the Old Stasi™, with added electrolytes!) finds out.
A German man, who officials said had drug and psychological problems, stabbed to death one person and slashed three more in a bloody dawn attack at a railway station May 10.
“German”, huh? Oh sure.
Police arrested the 27-year-old after the apparently random assault
“Apparently random.” Apparent to whom, we ask? Oh, it’s a mooselimb. Never mind. Random Jihadi Syndrome again. And if you think it has anything, anything to do with the Religion of Peace… Why, shame on you, you racist! That Is Not Who We Are!!!!
around 5:00 a.m. at the commuter railway station of the small town of Grafing, east of Munich.
One of the victims, a 56-year-old man, later died of his wounds in hospital.
The others injured were men aged 43, 55 and 58. One of the victims was seriously hurt, the other two more lightly wounded.
Police and prosecutors initially said the attack appeared to be “politically motivated” and with an apparent Islamist motive after eye witnesses had reported hearing him scream “Allahu akbar” (God is greatest in Arabic).
Which, among people with an IQ higher than a boiled turnip, would be what we call “a clue.”
However, hours later, Bavaria state’s interior ministry said that “so far we have no evidence for an Islamist motive, but the investigation continues.”
And there’s the confirmation. Whenever “authorities” rush out to scream at the top of their lungs, before they have even had time to make a cursory investigation, that “there is absolutely NO evidence of a connection to the Religion of Peace™”, then you know that it’s about as connected as anything can be. See also “every FBI statement in the wake of a mooselimb terror attack, ever.”
“We have found the man had psychological and drug problems,” ministry spokesman Oliver Platzer told AFP.
…and an almost fanatical devotion to the Religion of Peace™. Wait, THREE things!
But let’s don’t be beastly to the moooooooooooselimbs.
Because That’s Not Who We Are™. Just ask anybody in DC.
Bavaria’s interior minister Joachim Herrmann said the attacker, named locally as Paul H., was a German national, as authorities said he hailed from central Hesse state and did not have a migrant background.
His parents, on the other hand…
“As to what extent there were other background factors, or whether this is more about questions of mental instability or drug addiction, still needs to be investigated,” Herrmann said on BR24 television.
Why, exactly? We all know what your answer is going to be, regardless of what your “investigation” comes up with.
Earlier Ken Heidenreich, spokesman for the prosecutor’s office, had said that the “assailant made remarks at the scene of the crime that indicate a political motive – apparently an Islamist motive… We are still determining what the exact remarks were.”
“…and how we can make sure to come up with a hare-brained, utterly far-fetched, semantic bullshit story that ensures that we can claim that this was in no way what it actually was.”
Aren’t you Quisling collaborators and traitors going to look positively darling dangling at the end of a rope?
Oh yes you are.
Oh yes you are indeed!