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He’s the nominee. I’ll do whatever he wants with respect to the convention,” Ryan said when asked about that scenario in an interview with the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel…

“I never said never. I just said (not) at this point. I wish I had more time to get to know him before this happened. We just didn’t,” he said…

Still suffering from delusions of adequacy, Quisling?

Seriously, after your immediate sellout to Obamfuck right after you took over from Benedict Boner, nobody gives a good rat’s fuck about you anymore.

You’ve shown your true colors and nobody needs you anymore, you whore.

Why don’t you just join Kevin “Let the Poor Go Kill Themselves” Williamson and the rest of his temper tantrum throwing gaggle of losers over at NRO, begging for handouts now that their previous pimps have slapped them across the face.

“Help NRO defend conservative principles” our tired arse.

We do remember, only too well, how you sluts were all about “party unity” and “holding your nose” in 2008 and 2012. We know, because we were daft enough to follow your recommendations.

And now that you’ve been publicly humiliated and defeated by somebody you never ever refer to without using some variant of “Nazi”, the “principled” response is to cry, whine, kick sand around and take all of your toys and go home?

We’d sooner strangle our own heirs, sell their kidneys and donate the proceeds to Hitlary than waste a fucking dime on you traitors.

Go fuck yourselves.

We hate socialists. We’ve hated them for a very long time because we, unlike you ignorant sows, know exactly what socialism is from personal experience.

We’d cheerfully line all of them up against a wall and give the order to machine gun them all down. We wouldn’t lose a single second of sleep over it.

Yet you swine would rather hand another four years to one of them than to follow what was your own “principles” a scant few months ago?

We may just have found someb…, no, someTHING that we hate more than socialists.

We guess you did manage to achieve something after all.

Now go kill yourselves.

Please.

You will finally have done a service to the nation that you proclaim to love by saving us the cost of the ammunition.

Thatisall.

13 comments

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Paul Ryan needs to wash his moth out with a Remington 870.
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Oh for an edit button that worked! That should be “Mouth” not “Moth.” :em08:
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    taran1900 growls and barks:

    Paul Ryan. Fucking peice of shit. I think I just offended excrement. Oops.

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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster says:

    Oh for an edit button that worked! That should be “Mouth” not “Moth.”
    angrywebmaster recently posted..Obama thinks U.S. is better now

    Indeed. I just wished for the same thing. Ironically I initially read it as “mouth” anyway! Context makes a difference.

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    The Right’s leadership has no principles other than the acquisition of personal power and wealth. Literally every single other thing is negotiable to them and subject to compromise, cheap. In that respect, they’re even worse than the socialists to whom they routinely sell us out.

    Their future should encompass nothing but a length of piano wire, a barren patch of earth in the middle of nowhere, quicklime, and grass seed. Or, if you prefer a more classical approach, a standpost, a crosspiece, three nails, and some crows.

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    Ironbear growls and barks:

    Fa Cube Itches:

    Their future should encompass nothing but a length of piano wire, a barren patch of earth in the middle of nowhere, quicklime, and grass seed.

    What did that poor grass seed ever do to you to deserve such low grade mulch?
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    Ironbear growls and barks:

    New post from Bill Quick and me that you might find of interest, Emperor:

    http://www.dailypundit.com/?p=121787

    As I noted in the comment Bill quoted, I think that the General election is going to be just the beginning. Gonna be just like the old days, Misha. :)

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Eddie Munster better wake up quick: Trump is gonna beat Hillary like a rented mule.

    ["But he's so VULGAR, Frances; really not Our Sort. . . .]

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Fa Cube Itches says:

    Their future should encompass nothing but a length of piano wire, a barren patch of earth in the middle of nowhere, quicklime, and grass seed. Or, if you prefer a more classical approach, a standpost, a crosspiece, three nails, and some crows.

    I’ve always liked staking out over an anthill. :em05:

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Since Meatballs happened to be on last night:

    We are the GOP, so pity us.
    Our people suck ass; they’re hideous.
    We’re gonna fold and flee then double down,
    (We’re dustbin bound)
    We’re the stalwart GOP.

    *wanders off muttering “It just doesn’t matter. It just doesn’t matter.”*

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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Eddie Munster better wake up quick: Trump is gonna beat Hillary like a rented mule.

    Hitlery can’t even decisively beat a doddering old Larry David impersonator that was picked to be the tomato can of the Democrat primaries. :em05:

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC Gunsniper @ #:

    Hitlery can’t even decisively beat a doddering old Larry David impersonator that was picked to be the tomato can of the Democrat primaries.

    Cankles is so pathetic that she can’t even beat an egg.
    :em07:
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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #:

    Cankles is so pathetic that she can’t even beat an egg.

    She can beat every charge thrown at her, though. That’s not nothing.