Look Who’s Back!

(Via Bill Quick)

Looks like somebody is pouring salt in our Iraqi victory soup again, somebody you might have heard about before:

“Baghdad teetered on the edge of political chaos Sunday. The city is in a state of emergency, protesters have occupied parts of the once-secure International Zone (IZ), lawmakers have run away and the military is on high alert.”

This resounding victory of ours just keeps getting more and more resoundingly decisive, doesn’t it?

Protesters, many of them supporters of Shia cleric Muqtada al-Sadr, attached cables to the tops of heavy concrete blast walls that surround the Green Zone, pulling them down to create an opening, television footage showed.

Muqtada al… Waitaminnit, haven’t we heard that name somewhere before? Bill certainly has:

But…but…but…

Haven’t we been told repeatedly by Bushbots and other dumbasses that (Iranian surrogate) al-Sadr and his faction had been completely eliminated as an influence inside Iraq?
Some people are going to be rather amazed when Iran subsumes Iraq into its sphere of influence – at minimum – or simply takes over its government via al-Sadr and others of his ilk. “Who could possibly have predicted something like this?” they will wail.

People who aren’t credulous dumbasses, that’s who.

Mind you, Bill wrote that way back in the day when warmongering, unreasonable, hateful, unrealistic “keyboard warriors” and “armchair generals” like Bill and our humble self were being assured time and time again by much brighter and even-keeled minds that Muttfucker al-Sadass was absolutely irrelevant now and that it was much, much more important to ensure that the “winning of hearts and minds” proceed apace than to keep pursuing a non-actor like him out of sheer primitive and pointless vengeance etc.

Interesting, isn’t it?

Now, we’re far too humble to suggest that our powers of prognostication, Imperial though they be, are advanced enough that we could have firmly predicted that Muffcatarrh and his troglodyte savages would eventually come to take over Baghdad, but we can’t help but thinking that maybe there’s something to be said about our “primitive” Imperial dictum that whereas the chances of some goat-bothering muslim barbarian becoming a problem in the future might be ever so slim, “slim” is still greater than “zero.”

The corollary being that “the chances of bad deeds being done by a waste of skin that has previously been turned into compost and pig swill are always exactly zero. So, just to be on the safe side…”

But what do we know?

Thatisall.

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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Obviously, someone has a very different idea of what “Eliminated” means. You wanted to eliminate Al Sadr? Then you should have driven him out into the desert, make him dig his own grave and then shoot him in the head.
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BC, Imperial Torturer
BC, Imperial Torturer

Muttfucker Al-Sadass needed a good killin’ a loooooong time ago. It’s exactly like the chances of a paedophile rapist being a recidivist are reduced to 0% if said paedophile has assumed ambient air temperature. But, never let it be said that there isn’t a corner of the planet where Obungler the Limp-Wristed hasn’t had coital relations with the canine*. His… Read more »

irish19
irish19

Muqtada al-Sadr

Wasn’t he the JV team of his day?

dasbow
dasbow

I know I say this every time this asshole pops his head up, but call we kill him now? Please? Pretty please??

dasbow
dasbow

Can. Can we kill him? Damn edit feature didn’t work. Don’t make a maniac out of me.

Thank you for coming back. You have been missed dearly.

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

An Iraq united, secure, and free…that was the original strategic goal, right?

Well, zero out of three ain’t bad, I guess.

Presidents Chimpy and Momjeans really hit it out of the park on this one.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Fa Cube Itches @ #:

An Iraq united, secure, and free…that was the original strategic goal, right?

Well, zero out of three ain’t bad, I guess.

Presidents Chimpy and Momjeans really hit it out of the park on this one.

Well, Chimpy did leave things relatively stable, then Der Fubar and Cankles came in and decided “Stability? Naa, we’re all about change here!”
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Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

Fa Cube Itches says: An Iraq united, secure, and free…that was the original strategic goal, right? Well, zero out of three ain’t bad, I guess. Presidents Chimpy and Momjeans really hit it out of the park on this one. President “Chimpy” did the best he could given that he had a traitorous congress and opposition party determined to make the… Read more »

LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology

…somebody is pouring salt in our soup again

At the risk of missing the metaphor, isn’t salt-in-soup a *good* thing? :em03:

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck

Hey! I’m back!

Thanks, Misha.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Ironbear @ #:

Hey! I’m back!

You left? :em03:
:em05:

Well, I was here in spirit, maybe, but I dropped out of the blogosphere for a couple of years, and then off the face of the ‘net completely. And then I lost my old login and password and couldn’t get back in. I finally bumped into Misha over at Bill Quick’s where I’ve been blogging lately, and he smuggled me… Read more »

lc purple raider
lc purple raider

Radical Redneck @ #:

I just refuse to listen to any screeching by any Demoncrap woman.

I’ve had enough torture in my life, TYVM!

Tallulah
Tallulah

From Playboy Magazine, 1990, interview with Donald Trump. Just FYI. in 1990—too good not to share these bits: Besides the real-estate deal, you’ve met with top-level Soviet officials to negotiate potential business deals with them; how did they strike you? Generally, these guys are much tougher and smarter than our representatives. We have people in this country just as smart,… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

I dont believe it

This isnt happening.

This cant be real.

I clickeed on a RR link and I am still sane and smiling??

RR you are getting SOFT, mate. Any more of this and I am calling BC to put you though Basic Torture and Psychoterror classes again.

LCBren
LCBren

You feel very bad for him, but you cannot base foreign policy on his capture. I hate to say it but he is right. As much as any President is sworn to care for his citizens, the citizen must also take responsibility for their actions. If he is in a war zone and gets hurt…thats bad but he was in… Read more »

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck
LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
LCBren
LCBren

Folks I meant to tell you, Misha and I chatted on the phone the other day, we put our heads together and came up with some ideas for a wonderful post about Trump and Cruz.

One of us, no names of course, said he was going to write it.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

LCBrendan @ #:

Folks I meant to tell you, Misha and I chatted on the phone the other day, we put our heads together and came up with some ideas for a wonderful post about Trump and Cruz.

Do you think there’s still a chance for a Trump/Cruz ticket?
:em01:

LCBren
LCBren

No

Cruz is finished. Done. And if he gets into that convention and tries to wreck it,. whatever is left of his credibility will kiss itself goodbye. The smart thing for him to do is withdraw with grace..sadly with fuckwits like him, subtle and common sense arent words he understands.

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

Emperor Misha I @ #:

The original word is one that means “pouring in more salt after it’s already had what it needs”, but I can’t think of one word in English that means the exact same. Ach, some things just can’t be translated.

Keep fixing it until it’s broken, basically.

LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology

Hyponatremia is NOT fun.