Time to dust this thing off again. We’ve been a bit lazy lately. Our apologies.
But boy do we have amazing news to share with you!
We’re all already all too familiar with how, every single time another hundred plus mangled bodies have been stacked upon the bloody, gore-smeared altar of multiculturalism, we’re told that we can’t possible draw any conclusions based on this the 27,459th attack by #NotAllMuslims, because that would be hideously unfair and downright brutal to the “moderate muslim majority”.
Right before we’re told, of course, that the real victims her aren’t the dismembered, bloody corpses of women and children littering the streets, but instead those very same “moderate muslims” who must now cower in existential dread under their dish-dashas while waiting for the bloody backlash that never seems to materialize. (Yet.)
What has vexed His Imperial Majesty and, we’re sure, quite a few of you, dear LCs, is that we never can seem to get a solid number as to the size of this “moderate muslim majority.”
Never, until now, that is, thanks to this otherwise tedious, pompous, suicidal bit of idiocy from the New York Slimes.
“Our cities are facing a huge problem, maybe the largest since World War II,” Mr. Goldstein said. “How is it that people who were born here in Brussels, in Paris, can call heroes the people who commit violence and terror? That is the real question we’re facing.”
Friends who teach the equivalent of high school seniors in the predominantly Muslim districts of Molenbeek and Schaerbeek told him that “90 percent of their students, 17, 18 years old, called them heroes,” he said.
So 10%? That’s the size of the “moderate muslim majority?”
That’s right in the neighborhood of what we’d expected. On a particularly optimistic day.
So what do we do with the other 90%
Glad you asked: