So, This Cruz Thing…

Speaking of course about the allegations that he’s the biggest horn dog since Billy Jeff…

Ahem… Where to start? Two words: National Enquirer.

Yes, we know full well that they have a certain track record for being right, no denying that, but to address at least one thing in that regard: The whole “they wouldn’t dare print this if it wasn’t true because lawsuit!” That actually only makes sense if they’ve published anything they can’t defend in a court of law unless they’re right. In this case, all we’re seeing, but we could be wrong, is allegations that some allegations exist.

You can’t sue National Enquirer over that and expect to win anymore than anybody could sue Harry Dingbat Reid for claiming that “somebody” told him that Mitt Romney hadn’t paid taxes for 10 years or so. Unless we’re missing something, which could very well be the case. Any legal eagles feel free to point out where we’re wrong.

With all of that out of the way, it is troubling, because even though we’re very skeptic, that’s still not proof of innocence. We’re just going to go with the old, archaic notion of “innocent until proven guilty” here, even though we know it’s not hardly fashionable anymore in this “there must be a fire even if we’re not sure we can see the smoke because attention!” age.

On the other hand, if it turns out it is true, then he’s done as far as we’re concerned. He’d be as big of a fraud as Marco the Amnesty Cabana Boy, and there’s no wiggling out of that one. We didn’t buy it with Billy Jeff, and we sure as hell isn’t going to buy it with Cruz if he’s guilty.

Which brings us to another thing. Even keeping Cruz completely out of this since there’s no evidence as of yet, speaking entirely of different pols that have been caught with their dicks in the cookie jar in the past, what the everloving fornication is it that makes high profile males incapable of keeping it in their pants???

Just how the bloody hell important and fascinating can one particular vajayjay not belonging to your spouse be that you’re willing to destroy your honor, integrity and future just to get your one-eyed trouser snake dipped in it?

We’re being dead serious here. Just what is wrong with those idiots? Most of them have at least one functioning hand left, don’t they?

Just another one of those things that make His Imperial Majesty go “screw the human race, they’re an utter waste of organic materials.”

Thatisall.

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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Well the National Enquirer has actually come up with a few actually good stories. This time?
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Do I care?
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Who threw them the story? Probably Rubio since he was shopping it around a couple of weeks ago.
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VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

“…what the everloving fornication is it that makes high profile males incapable of keeping it in their pants??” It’s an evolutionary imperative, The human male is driven to spread his genes as wide as possible, the more rich/powerful the man the greater opportunity to do so. And those with the will to power, which would be all pols(spit), seem to… Read more »

lc purple raider
lc purple raider

I need proof: nekkid pictures of the heinious act.

After all, Hillary has never been prosecuted for Whitewater, $6 million in missing State Dept money, home grown servers, leaking classified information to whoever the hell she sold it to and the Vince Foster murder.

Also, Harry Reid has still not answered any questions about him molesting his children and grandchildren.

Bones
Bones

As for dingy harry, he made the remarks on the floor knowing that absolutely anything, no matter how salacious or vile, can be done to a senator for anything that they say while on the floor. And to the Enquirer, just a couple of weeks after Hulk Hogan buried Gawker for his own vile adulterous act(s) [who the hell screws… Read more »

Libsareb Raindead
Libsareb Raindead

lc purple raider @ #:
Yes. Had so-called journalists held Her Nibs to that alleged standard they reserve solely for raking Republicans over the coals — i.e., “the nature of the evidence is irrelevant; it’s the seriousness of the charge that matters” — she would be known today only as former first lady[sic] and BiIsIs’ first ex-wife.

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse

Politics is bloodsport precisely because there is so much at stake these days. Government has become so large that a great many wealthy interests depend on their influence with government for their success. The American people are waking up, however slowly, to the nightmare that is America today, and presidential politics has become a pressure cooker of powerful conflicts that… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

VonZorch Imperial Researcher @ #: It’s an evolutionary imperative, The human male is driven to spread his genes as wide as possible, the more rich/powerful the man the greater opportunity to do so. And those with the will to power, which would be all pols(spit), seem to have more trouble suppressing those urges. It works from the other side, too.… Read more »

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Fa Cube Itches @ #:7
Agreed.

Tallulah
Tallulah

We shall see what we shall see. Drew Johnson, a reporter for the Washington Times, says that he knows of two of these affairs (second-hand? first-hand? dunno). That ain’t good. The other troubling thing in the story is this: a Cruz PAC gave $500,000 to Fiorina’s campaign, which was run by one of Ted’s alleged paramours. (alleged to be “hush… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

THIS is the one I’m waiting for: Hillary and Hum-a Weiner outed as lesbian lovers (NTTAWWT!). The National Enquirer had a BIG story on this a YEAR ago, and the Enemedia promptly dropped the Leftist Cone of Silence over it — Hillary Clinton isn’t just caught in a political scandal over her missing emails from her stint as secretary of… Read more »

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Emperor Misha I says:

If you’re somebody with an eye to a public career, why on EARTH would you consider your pocket python’s urges important enough to throw all of that away?

Or are these idiots truly dumb enough that they don’t think it will ever be discovered?

Only thing I can think of is, they just don’t care what the peasants think.

LCBren
LCBren

Ahem… Where to start? Two words: National Enquirer.

Two more words

A name

John Edwards.