So, This Cruz Thing…

Speaking of course about the allegations that he’s the biggest horn dog since Billy Jeff…

Ahem… Where to start? Two words: National Enquirer.

Yes, we know full well that they have a certain track record for being right, no denying that, but to address at least one thing in that regard: The whole “they wouldn’t dare print this if it wasn’t true because lawsuit!” That actually only makes sense if they’ve published anything they can’t defend in a court of law unless they’re right. In this case, all we’re seeing, but we could be wrong, is allegations that some allegations exist.

You can’t sue National Enquirer over that and expect to win anymore than anybody could sue Harry Dingbat Reid for claiming that “somebody” told him that Mitt Romney hadn’t paid taxes for 10 years or so. Unless we’re missing something, which could very well be the case. Any legal eagles feel free to point out where we’re wrong.

With all of that out of the way, it is troubling, because even though we’re very skeptic, that’s still not proof of innocence. We’re just going to go with the old, archaic notion of “innocent until proven guilty” here, even though we know it’s not hardly fashionable anymore in this “there must be a fire even if we’re not sure we can see the smoke because attention!” age.

On the other hand, if it turns out it is true, then he’s done as far as we’re concerned. He’d be as big of a fraud as Marco the Amnesty Cabana Boy, and there’s no wiggling out of that one. We didn’t buy it with Billy Jeff, and we sure as hell isn’t going to buy it with Cruz if he’s guilty.

Which brings us to another thing. Even keeping Cruz completely out of this since there’s no evidence as of yet, speaking entirely of different pols that have been caught with their dicks in the cookie jar in the past, what the everloving fornication is it that makes high profile males incapable of keeping it in their pants???

Just how the bloody hell important and fascinating can one particular vajayjay not belonging to your spouse be that you’re willing to destroy your honor, integrity and future just to get your one-eyed trouser snake dipped in it?

We’re being dead serious here. Just what is wrong with those idiots? Most of them have at least one functioning hand left, don’t they?

Just another one of those things that make His Imperial Majesty go “screw the human race, they’re an utter waste of organic materials.”

Thatisall.

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  1. 1
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Well the National Enquirer has actually come up with a few actually good stories. This time?
    :em03:
    Do I care?
    :em04:
    Who threw them the story? Probably Rubio since he was shopping it around a couple of weeks ago.
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  2. 2
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    “…what the everloving fornication is it that makes high profile males incapable of keeping it in their pants??”
    It’s an evolutionary imperative, The human male is driven to spread his genes as wide as possible, the more rich/powerful the man the greater opportunity to do so. And those with the will to power, which would be all pols(spit), seem to have more trouble suppressing those urges.

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    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    I need proof: nekkid pictures of the heinious act.

    After all, Hillary has never been prosecuted for Whitewater, $6 million in missing State Dept money, home grown servers, leaking classified information to whoever the hell she sold it to and the Vince Foster murder.

    Also, Harry Reid has still not answered any questions about him molesting his children and grandchildren.

  4. 4
    Bones growls and barks:

    As for dingy harry, he made the remarks on the floor knowing that absolutely anything, no matter how salacious or vile, can be done to a senator for anything that they say while on the floor. And to the Enquirer, just a couple of weeks after Hulk Hogan buried Gawker for his own vile adulterous act(s) [who the hell screws their "best friends" wife] with a $145 Million judgement, making such a salacious comment about Cruz without proof would bankrupt them. If it was completely untrue, he would have the standing to sue because he could definitely show “malice” and actual harm to his rep. What would the dollar amount of harm be for being #2 in race and almost have the office in your grasp and then have your entire political career destroyed for false allegations? Few billion? Would YOU base a story, with no evidence, with that much at stake? I think that it is rather telling that the alleged paramour’s have lawyer-ed up and are not denying the affairs, just “talk to my lawyer”. Sometimes, watching what they do tells a lot more than anything that they say. As for why they can’t keep their pants zipped, VonZorch has the brunt of it. If you allow your base instincts run your actions/decisions, it always happens. And apparently, the more you or those you know get away with it, the more inclined you are to participate/continue said behavior.

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    Libsareb Raindead growls and barks:

    lc purple raider @ #:
    Yes. Had so-called journalists held Her Nibs to that alleged standard they reserve solely for raking Republicans over the coals — i.e., “the nature of the evidence is irrelevant; it’s the seriousness of the charge that matters” — she would be known today only as former first lady[sic] and BiIsIs’ first ex-wife.
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  6. 6
    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    Politics is bloodsport precisely because there is so much at stake these days. Government has become so large that a great many wealthy interests depend on their influence with government for their success. The American people are waking up, however slowly, to the nightmare that is America today, and presidential politics has become a pressure cooker of powerful conflicts that arise under these circumstances.

    The corruption of national politics for a long time has attracted some of the worst of us to its rewards of power and wealth. Obama is a certified narcissist, a seeming nice guy who is willing to do anything to secure his power; destroy his enemies and provoke adulation. Trump is the same, only giving the appearance of a difference in the effort to secure his time on the throne, and the cult celebrity status conveyed upon politicians in this most corrupt of American eras.

    Only Ted Cruz really knows if any of the allegations made against him are true. I personally find the charade hard to believe, but I admit I do not know him well enough to say he is or is not capable of such indiscretion. But these things I do know. Someone very carefully selected the National Enquirer for this story because they are well known for having broken the Tiger Woods and Bill Cosby stories, along with several celebrity divorces. They understood the sensationalist aspect of placing the story in this outlet. I also know that Cruz has been the target of an increasing number of attacks upon his character in a widening variety of media and social channels, in a process that appears to be highly correlated with his progress in building national recognition.

    There is an old latin saying. Cui Bono? Who benefits? The truth value, if any, of any allegations against Ted Cruz aside, the sheer ferocity of the accusations leveled against this man have encouraged me to believe that the established powers-that-be in our country fear this man as no other on the national scene today, which makes him someone valuable to me, and perhaps to like-minded others as well.

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    VonZorch Imperial Researcher @ #:

    It’s an evolutionary imperative, The human male is driven to spread his genes as wide as possible, the more rich/powerful the man the greater opportunity to do so. And those with the will to power, which would be all pols(spit), seem to have more trouble suppressing those urges.

    It works from the other side, too. High status males are seen as good potential mates, so they get a lot more opportunities. Lower status males have less opportunity to stray.

    Add in an overly healthy ego, a staff of enablers, an a giant sense of entitlement, and there’s little surprise that the rich, famous, and powerful cheat constantly.

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Fa Cube Itches @ #:7
    Agreed.

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    VonZorch Imperial Researcher says:

    It’s an evolutionary imperative, The human male is driven to spread his genes as wide as possible, the more rich/powerful the man the greater opportunity to do so. And those with the will to power, which would be all pols(spit), seem to have more trouble suppressing those urges.

    I get the biological imperative, it’s not like I haven’t ever felt it myself… ahem… OK, so quite a few times, actually. :)

    Only I somehow, heroically, I guess, managed to resist it, and I guess that’s what I really don’t get. Just for the sake of argument, let’s completely forget ethics, morals, honor, integrity and all of that, just for a moment. If you’re somebody with an eye to a public career, why on EARTH would you consider your pocket python’s urges important enough to throw all of that away?

    Or are these idiots truly dumb enough that they don’t think it will ever be discovered?
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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    We shall see what we shall see.

    Drew Johnson, a reporter for the Washington Times, says that he knows of two of these affairs (second-hand? first-hand? dunno). That ain’t good.

    The other troubling thing in the story is this: a Cruz PAC gave $500,000 to Fiorina’s campaign, which was run by one of Ted’s alleged paramours. (alleged to be “hush money” after an affair with Fiorina staffer Sarah Isgur Flores.) But the other interpretation is that the Cruz PAC liked Fiorina being in the race to attack Hildabeast without being vulnerable to “sexist” charges.

    Also, Roger Stone is no stranger to dirty tricks.

    We’ll see, I reckon.

    LBJ was pretty gross: he used to take out his er, johnson and introduce people to it, saying, “Meet Jumbo!!!” and then urinate in the Congressional parking lot, between cars. He also screwed around almost as much as JFK, who screwed around more than anyone until Bill Clinton.

    Bill Clinton, by the way, was ASKED TO LEAVE OXFORD UNIVERSITY when he was there on his Rhodes scholarship — because an Oxford teenager went to the University authorities and reported that the bastard had RAPED her. So he is a serial rapist. See details here: http://www.albertpeia.com/oxfordassault.htm

    In an interview with Capitol Hill Blue, a retired State Department employee said he believed the story of Miss Wellstone, the young English woman (19) who said Clinton raped her in 1969.

    ”There was no doubt in my mind that this young woman had suffered severe emotional trauma,” he said. ”But we were under tremendous pressure to avoid the embarrassment of having a Rhodes Scholar charged with rape. I filed a report with my superiors and that was the last I heard of it.”

    Miss Wellstone, who is now married and lives near London, confirmed the incident when contacted this week, but refused to discuss the matter further. She said she would not go public with further details of the attack. Afterwards, she changed her phone number and hired a barrister who warned a reporter to stay away from his client.

    In his book, Unlimited Access, former FBI agent Gary Aldrich reported that Clinton left Oxford University for a “European Tour” in 1969 and was told by University officials that he was no longer welcome there. Aldrich said Clinton’s academic record at Oxford was lackluster. Clinton later accepted a scholarship for Yale Law School and did not complete his studies at Oxford.

    The State Department official who investigated the incident said Clinton’s interests appeared to be drinking, drugs, and sex, not studies.

    “I came away from the incident with the clear impression that this was a young man who was there to party, not study,” he said.

    Oxford officials refused comment. The State Department also refused to comment on the incident. A Freedom of Information request filed by Capitol Hill Blue failed to turn up any records of the incident.

    That’s how it works, folks.

  11. 11
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    THIS is the one I’m waiting for: Hillary and Hum-a Weiner outed as lesbian lovers (NTTAWWT!). The National Enquirer had a BIG story on this a YEAR ago, and the Enemedia promptly dropped the Leftist Cone of Silence over it –

    Hillary Clinton isn’t just caught in a political scandal over her missing emails from her stint as secretary of state – she’s also terrified of personal revelations about a secret lesbian lifestyle!

    Now a world-exclusive investigation by The National ENQUIRER reveals that some of the presidential candidate’s famously “deleted” emails are packed full of lesbian references and her lovers’ names.

    “I don’t think she’s so concerned about emails referring to her as secretly gay,” said a Clinton insider. “That’s been out for years – her real fear is that the names of some of her lovers would be made public!”

    The ENQUIRER learned the list of Hillary’s lesbian lovers includes a beauty in her early 30s who has often traveled with Hillary; a popular TV and movie star; the daughter of a top government official; and a stunning model who got a career boost after allegedly sleeping with Hillary. Hillary made the huge mistake of mixing public and private messages while using her personalized email server – before risking a massive scandal by refusing to make the documents public.

    “That’s clearly why she went to the extraordinary step of deleting everything,” the high-ranking source told The ENQUIRER .

    Hillary is particularly concerned about intimate emails to longtime aide Huma Abedin – who married U.S. Representative Anthony Weiner in a ceremony that many ridiculed as a political arrangement. Anthony later resigned over extramarital sexting scandals, after porn star Sydney Leathers said that she believed he was in an open marriage.

    “I think a lot of the time when we were speaking, Huma was probably with Hillary,” she charged, at the time.

    http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/exclusive-hillary-clinton-lesbian-lovers-named-secret-emails/

    Now, this is no problem, you bourgeois, petty people! Just because Huma Weiner is deeply involved with the MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD TERRORISTS through her family, is no reason to worry about her getting Hildabeast’s pillow-talk confidences! you people are bitching about treason when what you’re Really bent about is the carpet-munching. Sheesh, so narrow-minded!

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I says:

    If you’re somebody with an eye to a public career, why on EARTH would you consider your pocket python’s urges important enough to throw all of that away?

    Or are these idiots truly dumb enough that they don’t think it will ever be discovered?

    Only thing I can think of is, they just don’t care what the peasants think.

  13. 13
    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Ahem… Where to start? Two words: National Enquirer.

    Two more words

    A name

    John Edwards.


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