Great Moments in Child Rearing

This is what happens when you fail to give your runts a good thrashing and a stern talking to every once in a while (via LC & IB Bill Quick):

Students protested yesterday at the Emory Administration Building following a series of overnight, apparent pro-Donald Trump for president chalkings throughout campus.

Yes, you read that right. What prompted this latest campus eruption of crybully squealing and disorder was a few scribbles of “Trump 2016.”

We know. We can’t wait to see what happens when these precious little snowflakes slam their faces into The Real World™ either. One thing we know is that it won’t be pretty.

Roughly 40 students gathered shortly after 4:30 p.m. in the outdoors space between the Administration Building and Goodrich C. White Hall; many students carried signs featuring slogans such as “Stop Trump” or “Stop Hate” and an antiphonal chant addressed to University administration, led by College sophomore Jonathan Peraza, resounded “You are not listening! Come speak to us, we are in pain!” throughout the Quad.

Pain! PAIN, WE TELL YOU!

Over a couple of words written in chalk. We hope their parents are really happy about the quarter million dollars they’re setting on fire to buy their little pweciouses a nice piece of sheep skin.

Peraza opened the door to the Administration Building and students moved forward towards the door, shouting “It is our duty to fight for our freedom. It is our duty to win. We must love each other and support each other. We have nothing to lose but our chains.”

Freedom! We must rid ourselves of these CHAINS!!!

Chalk chains, we guess. Interesting concept, to be sure, but not terribly efficient, we’d imagine.

“I’m supposed to feel comfortable and safe [here],” one student said. “But this man is being supported by students on our campus and our administration shows that they, by their silence, support it as well … I don’t deserve to feel afraid at my school,” she added.

Afraid? Scared? By a few damned words in CHALK? More specifically a name and a year???

“How can you not [disavow Trump] when Trump’s platform and his values undermine Emory’s values that I believe are diversity and inclusivity when they are obviously not [something that Trump supports]” one student said tearfully. “Banning Muslims? How is that something Emory supports?” asked yet another.

Sweet merciful Jesus. So you have footage of the board members of Emory sneaking out to chalk Trump’s name on the walls in the dead of night, do you?

Grievances were not restricted to shortcomings of the administration. “[Faculty] are supporting this rhetoric by not ending it,” said one student,

Yay for free speech! END IT! Sieg farking heil!

And parents are paying north of $60,000 a year for the privilege of having their imbecilic snatch drippings brainwashed like that? It is to laugh.

who went on to say that “people of color are struggling academically because they are so focused on trying to have a safe community and focus on these issues [related to having safe spaces on campus].”

No. They’re “struggling academically” because they’re either too fucking dumb to be in college to begin with or because they’re too damn busy trying on their Tumblrina Tu-tus to do their damn homework.

Or both.

What an utter waste of sperm and money that generation is. They can’t get dropped into the meat grinder of the real world soon enough.

Seriously, we haven’t seen this kind of over the top, hysterical pants wetting since National Review discovered that Rubio wasn’t going to win.

Thatisall.

18 comments

  1. 1
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    I wonder how all these precious little snowflakes would handle being drafted and run through basic training. With Drill instructors from the “Greatest Generation? (WW2)
    :em03:

    My guess? It will be a real life head detonation sequence similar to the one in the movie, The Kingsmen.
    :em01:

  2. 2
    Spin Drift growls and barks:

    My special snowflake (BSME ’17, 4.0 gpa) is looking at law schools for intellectual property and patent law career. All the liberal slanted schools are off the table by her choice. It is a $200k decision being paid by her. She can’t understand her fellow millennials insistence on slitting their own throats. She’s a sheep dog not a sheep and likes to tell the skin bags walking around campus that the world doesn’t care about the results you didn’t get from the work you didn’t do.

  3. 3
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    “You are not listening! Come speak to us, we are in pain!”…

    Pain! PAIN, WE TELL YOU!

    Over a couple of words written in chalk.

    :em05: :em05: :em05: :em07: :em05: :em05: :em05:

    Too funny.

  4. 4
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC Xystus @ #:

    “You are not listening! Come speak to us, we are in pain!”…

    Pain! PAIN, WE TELL YOU!

    Over a couple of words written in chalk.

    Pain? You don’t know pain! Now go cut me a switch and I will show you what pain really is!
    :em07:

  5. 5
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    “We have nothing to lose but our chains.”

    Probably not the best idea to be quoting a guy who directly led to millions being put in chains or worse, when trying to prove how tolerant and open-minded you are. Also, that fact is probably lost on them. I’m sure a rousing version of “The Internationale” will turn those frowns upside down, though.

  6. 6
    LC Xealot growls and barks:

    Progressives believe in magic. Magic hearts drawn on the street with chalk? That will, of course, banish terrorism to the netherworld. Pro-Trump messages written in chalk on park benches? The hordes of Nazi Demons will be summoned.

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    Libsareb Raindead growls and barks:

    If there was enough room, the Chalk Terrorist™ should’ve written “TRUMP 2016, JOHN 3:16, PROLIFE, JESUS SAVES, HAPPY EASTER!” then sat back and watched all the heads of these mushpuddles spontaneously explode.
    :em03:

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    What an utter waste of sperm and money that generation is. They can’t get dropped into the meat grinder of the real world soon enough.

    They have a big future in biofuels.

  9. 9
    irish19 growls and barks:

    We know. We can’t wait to see what happens when these precious little snowflakes slam their faces into The Real World™ either. One thing we know is that it won’t be pretty.

    It sure will be entertaining, though.
    :em05: :em05: :em05: :em07:

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    And in other news, Connecticut has figured out a way to fix their budget deficit. They’re going after Yale University’s $25 billion endowment and looking to force them to pay property taxes.
    :em05: :em05: :em01: :em07:

  11. 11
    Bones growls and barks:

    Emperor, knowing that cruz is your guy, have you seen the national enquirer piece? or twitter? Wonder if ya have a take on this? I thought that he might be the guy until I stared looking into him, then spidey senses tingled. Your thoughts?

  12. 12
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Bones @ #:
    Links so we can look this up please?
    :em07:

  13. 13
    Bones growls and barks:

    check market-ticker dot org. enjoy! or national enquirer, or conservative treehouse. not sure why MSM is not making a single mention of it….. :em05:

  14. 14
    Mattexian growls and barks:

    Bones @ #:
    Oh, I dunno, maybe because it’s the National Enquirer? What’s next, Bat Boy dating the love child of Bigfoot is treated as legit news?!? :em05: If I believed that rag, all the Presidents and First Ladies would be divorced.

  15. 15

    To be honest, I don’t believe these little shits are all that fragile. I think they’re milking the system for all they can get out of them. Mental and emotional blackmail. They know damn well what they are doing and which buttons to push. They’re still tit sucking, diaper wearing, sippy cup banging little turd droppers, but smarter than we’re giving them credit for. Bill Ayers should be made to pay child support for all these bastards he’s fathered.

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R @ #:

    To be honest, I don’t believe these little shits are all that fragile.

    If memory serves, there was a vegetarian, animal-loving, water color painter who ended up being pretty tough and ruthless when given the chance.

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    Fa Cube Itches @ #:
    There’s that. Che comes to mind too now that you mention it.
    :em03:

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    It’s Easter — and in Lahore, Pakistan, 65 of our fellow Christians were martyred by the votaries of the death cult of Islam; over 300 wounded, in a bomb attack.

    http://darkroom.baltimoresun.com/2016/03/bomb-blast-hits-easter-celebrants-in-lahore/#1

    The dead are with our Lord. Pray for their survivors; pray for our fellow Christians under attack around the world.

    I know we are supposed to pray for the Moslems to turn from their wickedness and live, but it’s so, so hard. Our Lord said, “Remember when they hate you, they hated Me first.”