Lindsay Grahamnesty Really Ought to Stick to Picking out Fabrics for “His” Dresses

South Carolina Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham thinks his party has gone “bats—” crazy, and joked Thursday that it’s possible to get away with murdering Ted Cruz if it happened in the Senate.

“If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you,” the former presidential candidate said at the Washington Press Club Foundation’s 72nd Congressional Dinner, referencing the Texas senator’s unpopular reputation on Capitol Hill.

See, that’s one of the many things we LOVE about Senator Cruz. He has all the right enemies!

And they’re all batshit crazy.

How’s about this one, Lindsay McLohan: “If you were to set Lindsay Graham on fire in the middle of Times Square and start making s’mores over the smoldering embers of his carcass, and the subsequent trial were held literally anywhere in the world, nobody would convict you. Also, there’d be a huge party held in your honor afterwards.”

Deluded RINO fucktard.

Thatisall.

9 comments

  1. 1
    maxxdog growls and barks:

    I have never liked this smug little fuck. Everytime I see his mug on the screen I want to reach out and tweek the little fucks nose.
    I seem to recall saying the same back in 05 or so and being told I was wrong.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Best line EVER about Linseed Grahmnesty.
    Trump Rally, Milford NH.
    Ann Coulter speaking.

    “Lindsey Graham hasn’t been this excited since he went to the grand opening of a Fabric store.”

    :em05:
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    Bones growls and barks:

    To all the fellow rottie’s out there, I apologize on behalf of south carolina. I have no fucking idea how this piece of shit keeps getting re-elected. Not a single soul that I know, nor anyone that they know, like the little poofter, and would never vote for it. There is either a huge scam where the vote machines are rigged or the upstate if full of boy-raping poofters who just love linsey. I place no bets either way…. :em08:

  4. 4

    “If you were to set Lindsay Graham on fire in the middle of Times Square and start making s’mores over the smoldering embers of his carcass,

    yeeeesh……can you imagine how awful those ‘smores would taste?

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #:

    yeeeesh……can you imagine how awful those ‘smores would taste?

    Not only that, think of all the air pollution a smoldering Graham would cause. We’d have the EPA all over us.
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    angrywebmaster says:

    Not only that, think of all the air pollution a smoldering Graham would cause. We’d have the EPA all over us.

    angrywebmaster recently posted..Say goodbye to Melissa Harris-Perry

    but on second thought…..he does have most of the necessary ingredients to make a good s’more….he’s a graham, he’s definitely a cracker, and he’s MOST definitely a marshmallow. So where do we get the chocolate?

    (don’t answer that) :em06:

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    FrankOK growls and barks:

    Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery says:

    “If you were to set Lindsay Graham on fire in the middle of Times Square and start making s’mores over the smoldering embers of his carcass,
    yeeeesh……can you imagine how awful those ‘smores would taste?

    We’d all be like that dog that bit the muzzie and have to lick our asses for a couple hours to get rid of the taste …

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    FrankOK growls and barks:

    Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery says:

    angrywebmaster says:

    Not only that, think of all the air pollution a smoldering Graham would cause. We’d have the EPA all over us.
    angrywebmaster recently posted..Say goodbye to Melissa Harris-Perry

    but on second thought…..he does have most of the necessary ingredients to make a good s’more….he’s a graham, he’s definitely a cracker, and he’s MOST definitely a marshmallow. So where do we get the chocolate?
    (don’t answer that)

    Good advice.
    :em05:

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    Whether Cruz takes it, or Trump, do NOT sit on your ass at home and not vote. Imagine a Hitlery regime.