Alright, Anti-Trumpers, This is It

Yes, we’re one of you. We’re not particularly fond of the idea of a wild card that we don’t know becoming the nominee either.

Although, in all fairness, we haven’t had that much luck with the candidates that we thought that we knew in the past either, have we?

But the facts are facts, and they’re staring us straight in the face: At this point, it would be even more of an historical aberration for Trump to NOT become the nominee than for him to even be a contender in the first place. Just let this one sink in for a moment. You know that it’s true. Iowa never mattered, unless you asked the cornahol welfare whores. What does matter is that NO GOP contender has ever won New Hempshirt, South Carolina and Nevada and NOT gone on to win the nomination.

Heck, right now it looks like Trump is tying Cruz in TEXAS, and that’s unprecedented. In case you’d forgotten, Cruz is a Texan, and we always stand by our guy.

So here’s the deal: If you want Anybody But Trump™ to win, it’s down to brass tacks. With both Mario and Cruz in the race, that just ain’t going to happen. It’s a long shot for it to happen even with one of them out, but it’s the only shot.

So which one drops out?

Leaving everything as it is with nobody dropping out, Trump is the nominee.

If Cruz drops out, his voters, we’re one of them, are sure as Hades not going to break for Amnesty Boy Rubio, the proven liar who only got a seat in the Senate, his only accomplishment by the way (much like our current “president”), by lying his arse off to get a place at the DC trough with the other lying pigs. To this day, he’s still going all “saying one thing in English and another thing in Spanish” on the illegal immigration issue. Much like Yasser Arafat, another “conservative icon.”

They’re either going to stay home or vote for the guy who at least pretends to give a shit about illegal immigration, even though we’re not at all sure how firm he is on it. Which is why we’re a Cruz supporter, because we don’t doubt him. At least he hasn’t already proven himself to be a lying whore.

Lie to us once, you’re dead to us forever.

So Cruz dropping out would only strengthen Trump, who already has more support than Cruz and Rubio put together.

Which leaves us with the only viable option of Rubio dropping out, if by “viable” you mean “anybody but Trump”. And that’s still shaky, but that’s the only shot at this point. And we all know how likely it is that Liar Boy is going to drop out, seeing as he’s the only cabana boy whore left to the GOPe, don’t we?

Sooooo… Discounting drug-induced fantasies about 2016, we’re realistically left with Trump, Cankles or Commie.

We don’t like ANY of those choices, but they’re the choices we have.

Barring Trump having a heart attack or him being the greatest Troll in all of history, he IS going to be the candidate in November.

We don’t trust Trump, but at least with him we have a shot at our nation surviving for long enough that somebody else can grab the White House.

With Cankles or Commie Claus, that goes right out the window.

We agree that the only person that Trump truly cares about is Trump, but with him being a business man (they don’t typically do very well under Prozi regimes), we believe that, among the distasteful choices realistically available to us, he is the only one that might carry us through to 2020. And heck, we could be completely wrong about him and he could turn out to be the only thing better than sliced bread. We don’t know, and neither do you. But we do know that with Cankles or Commie Claus at the helm, there’ll be no scraps to fight over in four years.

So think about that.

Wild card versus dead certainty.

We’re not asking anybody to vote against their conscience, but think about it.

Thatisall.

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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

If only Trump and Cruz hadn’t tried nuking each other from orbit. They would have made a great team. Trump, at the very least, isn’t an out and out traitor working to destroy the United States. (Obama, Comrade Bernie) He does have some position that really make my teeth ache, (Kelo), but I suspect we can fix that. I did… Read more »

Veeshir
Veeshir

I didn’t like Trump in the 80’s, 90’s or 00’s, pardon me if I still don’t like him. Saying that, the only scenario that plays well for America is a President Cruz. When the GOP “leadership” in the House and Senate line up with the Dems to stop his programs, they are primaried out in 2018 and then we get… Read more »

Nope. If it comes down to either Trump or Cankles/Comrade Sanders, I’m writing in Satan. I’m tired of settling for the lesser evil. Either way, the only question is whether the fuel goes on the inside or the outside when you burn down the house.

Erbo
Erbo

There is a serious question about whether Cruz is actually a natural-born citizen. Specifically, he has yet to produce a Consular Report of Birth Abroad (CRBA) from the US State Department that verifies that he was born to an American citizen outside the United States. Now, Ted Cruz has supposedly “renounced” Canadian citizenship…but, at the time he was born, Canadian… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

angrywebmaster @ #:

Just import lots of vultures to clean up.

Hey! We need to eat, same as buzzards.

-International Brotherhood of Earthworms, Local 519

Bones
Bones

Erbo, you are exactly correct in that assessment and said it better than I could. It is obvious that rubio never even read the constitution, as BOTH his parents were CUBAN citizens at the time of his birth. they did not become american citizens until he was ready for kindergarten. As for Kruz (and I know that this is going… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Fa Cube Itches @ #:

Hey! We need to eat, same as buzzards.
-International Brotherhood of Earthworms, Local 519

Well, this might be a problem. First, this is a right to work minefield. Second, the detonating illegals will tend to be blown up, not down. I thought it was against Union Rules for worms to work above ground?
:em03:

Azygos
Azygos

Sorry for the cut and paste but I thought others might be thinking the same thing. Chris Byrne 8 hrs · Every time I attempt to have a conversation with a Trump supporter, they always say how great he is, how he’s going to win and we need him to win, and he’s going to make America great, and be… Read more »

irish19
irish19

Retired Spook @ #: I’m tired of settling for the lesser evil. Vote Cthulu. Why settle for the lesser of two evils. On a more serious note, I agree with the Emperor about Trump. I plan to vote for Cruz in the Ill-annoy primary, but will vote for Trump in the general if he is the candidate. Library Czar also… Read more »

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse

There is, and has been for over a hundred years, considerable controversy over the interpretation of the conditions of citizenship as defined by the Constitution. All I can say is, if a conclusion can be drawn from the facts in evidence that somehow Ted Cruz is less of an American than Barrack Obama, and said finding can be laid at… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

So I ask them a simple question…HOW? By being a no bullshit, straight talking, blunt bastard who doesnt give a shit what you “feel” and will accomplish what he needs to with skill, courage and an absoolute idea of what he wants and needs to do and how to get it. By NOT being a GOP shill. How will the… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

Want the stuff of nightmares? Here it is “President Hillary Clinton was inaugurated this morning…..” THAT is what this is all about. Those are the stakes you are playing for..I’ll say this. All of you. Listen up, IF ANY of you sit at home and dont vote on the day, then you deserve whatever you get. Its crunch time. Shit… Read more »

Erbo
Erbo

How is Trump going to accomplish all the great things he says he’s going to do? Quite frankly, I don’t know, and neither does anyone else. But every other candidate in the race is either saying they’ll do the exact opposite (e.g. every single Prozi candidate), or they talk a good game, but their track record proves they’re liars (e.g.… Read more »

Erbo
Erbo

LC SecondMouse says: All I can say is, if a conclusion can be drawn from the facts in evidence that somehow Ted Cruz is less of an American than Barrack Obama, and said finding can be laid at the feet of the Constitution, then we are at that very moment permanently and irretrievably proper fucked. “Call in the dogs, piss… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

LCBrendan @ #: IF ANY of you sit at home and dont vote on the day, then you deserve whatever you get. And if you go out and vote, you legitimize the winner, whoever it is. You’re conceding that their agenda is legitimate, even if you hope it doesn’t win out. By participating, you put your stamp of approval on… Read more »