GOP Dream Team 2016

I would vote for this. As it stands, Trump is the forerunner. I can live with that. I could vote Cruz, but I think Trump is more electable. So here’s the Dream Team.

Just call this post a Rottie Free For All, er, open thread. Always remember. DUCK! And cover!


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    I like it……most of it.

    My only change would be to put John Bolton back at the UN….or Secretary of State.

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    Terrapod growls and barks:

    To what Jaybear said, add Petraeus to head the joint chiefs or in charge of SHAPE and we have a team. Jeb can become ambassador to Mexico :em01:

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Not a bad team if we have to go that route.

    Except for Fuckabee. I’d have him appointed Imperial Jester.

    But, then again, if I have to put up with Trump as President, I suppose our nation could survive the holier-than-thou pardoner of murderers as well.

    I was, until I read to the end of the article, pretty pissed off that there was no mention of Cruz as SCOTUS Justice or AG, but I tend to agree that he would be a perfect choice as the chief wrangler of the remaining RINOs in the Senate. I’d have to insist on his being the Majority Leader, though.

    And I’d have to insist on euthanasia for Yertle the Turtle too.

    Accidents happen, you know, and who knows what a tragic blimp accident might do to make the emasculated quims in the Senate willing to appoint Cruz Majority Leader?

    Pour encouragez les autres, and all that.

    I am slowly finding my peace with the obvious outcome of this election. I don’t have to like it, I just have to accept what’s right in front of my face, unlike the imbeciles at NRO and Hot Air, just to name two, who can’t seem to get it into their heads that their guaranteed seats at DC cocktail parties are about to be yanked away from under them.

    What is, is.

    And even if my man Cruz doesn’t win, it only means that he doesn’t win THIS time. I see great things in his future, and they’re things worth waiting for if I absolutely have to.

    A setback does not a lost war make. All you need to do is to make sure that you’re still in the war.

    And to achieve that, we need to destroy socialists AND we need to destroy the GOPe. You can’t fight a war if you don’t have an army, and we don’t have one at this point.

    If we can destroy the Prozi/GOPe Uniparty, even if it means Trump doing the destroying, then that still counts as a victory.

    I just want to see the motherfuckers bleed for once.

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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha:

    the emasculated quims in the Senate

    Quims? :em03:

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    Terrapod growls and barks:


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    vagina; vulva.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    No to Marco the Rubot for anything. Same for Huckafool. I could see West as VP Jeb! can be Ambassador to Uruguay. Palin to Dept. of Interior. Education, Energy and Labor? Shut them down. Same with the EPA. UN Ambassador? Since I want us out of the UN and the UN out of the United States, moot point.
    Leave the Jersey Whale beached on the shores of the Island of Krispy Kreme and disband Homeland Security. They’ve failed in their primary job.
    Napolitano for the court? Sure. And when other justices croak, then put Cruz on the bench as well.
    The rest? I don’t know enough about most of them to comment.

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    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster says:

    Napolitano for the court?

    As long as it’s Eddie Munster you’re talking about, and not the worn-out old bull dyke from Arizona.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology @ #:

    not the worn-out old bull dyke from Arizona.

    I thin she would be perfect in court.
    As either the jester or the whipping girl.

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    Bill Quick growls and barks:

    Rubio on the ticket would be the ultimate deal breaker for me. It would confirm every worry I ever had about Trump.

    I think either Newt Gingrich or Jeff Sessions would be fine there.

    Cruz for AG/Scotus. Accept no substitute! And if the SCOTUS slot is still open on Day One of the Trump Presidency, he should nominate him then and there, and stick somebody like Giuliani into the AG slot.