Can You Hear Us Now?

So, GOPe, is it finally beginning to sink in?

We, meaning the conservative, hard working, tax paying, leave us the fuck alone and we’ll all get along fine Americans, have been trying to get through your thick, insufferably arrogant, narcissistic skulls for years that we’re more than just a tiny bit sick and tired of you screwing us over right royally as soon as you slither your fat arses inside the Beltway and get a place at the trough.

You wouldn’t listen.

We tried to get through to you in 2010 when we gave you back the House so you could fulfill the promises you made to us if we gave you back the House.

You didn’t deliver. Instead you took it as a yuge mandate, that we simply adored your “compassionate”, big spending, wholly-approved-by-the-Chamber-of-Commerce ways. Even though we, by firing a number of Establishment whores and replacing them with conservatives, inserted a rather obvious footnote in the results. Which you chose to ignore.

So in 2012 you ran yet another Chamber of Commerce candidate with the charisma and fire of a wet dish cloth, thinking you had it made. He got crushed. Predictably.

Then, in 2014, we repeated the message. We gave you the damn Senate as well, which your whore boy McCockless did absolutely nothing with while we, once again, fired a bunch of your worthless, Quisling arses.

And you didn’t deliver. Again.

While, to add insult to injury, supporting Democrat Prozis against our candidates and sneering at us, calling us everything from racists to Nazis and worse.

You want a list of betrayals against us, the ones who actually add votes to elections? Sure. These fine guys provided us with a nice and very abbreviated one:

Did the GOP secure the border with control of the White House and Congress? NO.
• Did the GOP balance the budget with control of the White House and Congress? NO
• Did the GOP even pass a FY 2016 budget with control of the House and Senate? NO.

• Who gave us a $2.5 Trillion Omnibus Spending Bill in December 2015? The GOP
• Who eliminated, not just raise but eliminated, the debt ceiling? The GOP
• Who gave us the TSA? The GOP
• Who gave us the Patriot Act? The GOP
• Who expanded Medicare to include prescription drug coverage? The GOP
• Who created the precursor of “Common Core” in “Race To the Top”? The GOP

• Who played the race card in Mississippi to re-elect Thad Cochran? The GOP
• Who paid Democrats to vote in the Mississippi primary? The GOP
• Who refused to support Ken Cuccinnelli in Virginia? The GOP

• Who supported Charlie Crist? The GOP
• Who supported Arlen Spector? The GOP
• Who supported Bob Bennett? The GOP
• Who worked against Jim DeMint? The GOP
• Who worked against Rand Paul? The GOP
• Who worked against Ted Cruz? The GOP
• Who worked against Mike Lee? The GOP
• Who worked against Ronald Reagan? The GOP
• Who is working against Donald Trump? The GOP

• Who said “I think we are going to crush [the Tea Party] everywhere.”? The GOP (McConnell)

So here we are and we are, once again, being sneered at, condescended to and insulted by you useless swine in an effort to, what? Win us over???

You’re doing it wrong.

Listen, bitches, we absolutely agree that it’s very nice having a large pile of bribes, er, “donations” with which to win elections, but your billionaire donors are lacking one vitally important thing when it comes to actually winning elections: VOTES.

We’re the ones who have those.

WE ARE THE ONES WHO KNOCK!

And we’ve been asking for decades now “what’s in it for us?”, and the answer has been a big, fat nothing with insults on top.

You say Trump isn’t really a conservative, that he’s got a questionable past, that we can’t know what kind of “deals” he’ll strike etc.?

You’re right about all of that.

And if you flabby, fat, greedy whores had paid any attention to us hard working Americans who provided you with the sinecures you enjoy today, we wouldn’t have this problem. You see, you’d have supported somebody like Ted Cruz from day one, knowing that he represented the true future of conservatism in this country if it’s to have a future. You wouldn’t have done everything in your power to obstruct him in everything he attempted to do, you’d have stood up as one in the Senate and supported every single one of his “obstructionist” amendments and filibusters.

After all, what’s the bloody point of an “opposition” if it refuses to oppose and obstruct?

If you had done that, he’d have been the strongest candidate that the GOP had ever fielded going into this election.

But you didn’t. You did everything you could to sabotage his every move. You, Bitch McCockless, made underhanded deals with Harry fucking REID and then lied about them to his face along with the faces of every other member of the GOP Senate.

If you were all Democrats, we fail to see exactly what you would have done differently.

America is done with you geriatric poster boys for euthanasia, and it’s long overdue for us to drag Old Yeller out behind the barn and do what’s necessary.

We’re not happy that Trump is what we ended up with, although we might be surprised on that account, but we ARE happy that we’ll be watching you traitors choking in your own blood before you fade into irrelevancy.

Whatever else may come, we’ll always have that.

Thatisall.

4 comments

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    The RINO’s consider Reagan to be an aberration, but Bush 1 ran as Reagan’s third term. Once in, he began undoing everything Reagan did. Then he took a 90% popularity win and flushed it right down the toilet.
    (Read my lips, No NEW TAXES!)
    If it hadn’t been for 9/11 we would have been dealing with the aftermath of the Kerry administration.
    :em06:
    Why is Trump probably going to be the nominee? Because we, The Base, want him to win, take control of the GOP(e) and fire everyone running things in there. Basically, blow it up.
    :em01:
    I was hoping for a Trump/Cruz ticket, but they’ve pretty much nuked that idea. I don’t know if that’s a fence that can be mended. Trump/Carson?
    :em03:
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    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    Nice rip, Misha. This needs to go viral. One big, steaming pile of truthiness on the GOPe dinner plate. Each and every one of those grasping, mendacious, scheming, sleazy, amoral penis wrinkles in the establishment circle needs to die in a fire.

    From my perspective, Ted Cruz may not be President this cycle, but he is young, and relatively new to a national audience, and with hostiles in all the entrenched government and media institutions, it may take awhile for the truth about Cruz to catch up to the lies.

    He is much more than many in this country deserve as President, but given his qualities, he is a force of nature like few we have seen on the national stage of late, and given time, I think he is inevitable.

    Let us hope he is delivered to his destiny in time to make the difference.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    The GOP(e) is in full panic mode now after Nevada. The nightmare is that he runs the table on Super Tuesday. I’ll leave it to those in the Loan Star State, but I’ve been hearing that it’s possible Cruz could lose down there as well to Trump.
    :em03:
    I’m listing to some Boston Radio right now. (Howie Carr Show), and now they have people calling in on potential VP’s for Trump. Most seem to think Allen West would be the perfect running mate and a big help to the Trump administration.
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    LC LucysDaddy--Imperial Tire Provider growls and barks:

    I am still trying to wrap my head around the possibility of having to pull the lever for The Donald. As of right now, I cannot see myself doing it.

    Sorry, Trumpbots, but I do have SOME standards. But having said that, I also subscribe to the same belief as Ace and many others have.

    Burn.

    It.

    Down.