Still A Mystery What Could Possibly Have Caused This…

Via LC readerjp, G.L.O.R.

A Muslim man from Somalia unleashed a bloody machete attack on patrons at a restaurant owned by a Christian Arab Israeli in Columbus, Ohio, Thursday night and the FBI is now investigating it as a possible act of “lone-wolf” terrorism.

Another “lone wolf”, huh?

A lone cowboy rode towards the horizon. Another lone cowboy rode towards the horizon. And another one, and another one, and yet another one, until the whole damn horizon was chock full of “lone” cowboys…

Barry was known to the FBI, but not under full scale investigation, law enforcement sources told ABC News. He was in a law enforcement database which includes names potentially related to terrorism, sources said.

Oh we’re sure he wasn’t. To put somebody under “full investigation” for possible terrorist tendencies always tied to grown muslim men just because he was a grown muslim man would be RAYCISSSS! And most likely un-Constituuuuuuuuutional, bray, bark, arf, arf too.

Four people were wounded in the machete attack, one critically.

The owner of the restaurant, Hany Baransi, who is a Christian Arab from Israel, said he had not taken a day off since Jan. 2 but took off Thursday night because of a migraine headache. He is a proud Israeli citizen who flies the Israeli flag in his restaurant.

Oh, so he had it coming? Got it. But anybody as much as look funny at a subhuman muslim ape carrying around a scimitar and an ISIS flag and you’re a bloody NAZI!

Police said the man entered the restaurant and asked for the owner.

He came back an hour later with the machete and started hacking patrons.

“This was a brutal attack,” said Sgt. Rich Weiner, with Columbus Police. “The second time, nothing was said. He just came in and started the attack.”

“Right now, there’s nothing that leads us to believe that this is anything but just a random attack,” Weiner said.

Oh yes. Completely random. By a random muslim ape attacking a random restaurant with a random Israeli flag on the very random wall. Nothing to see here. Certainly nothing to do with the Religion of Peace™ and its totally non-existent murderous animosity towards anything and anybody who isn’t a muslim. Nosirree. Go fuck yourself, Sgt. No, don’t bother. The muslim owners of the muslim cocks you’re sucking from sunup ’til sunset will happily do that for you. Best to bring your own Vaseline.

And we’ll laugh and laugh and laugh.

And then we’ll call it a “random and totally not related to any sort of religion attack” afterwards as you bleed to death.

You useless, pussy piece of shit.

Thatisall.

11 comments

  1. 1
    Bones growls and barks:

    They (newspapers) will never say what is right in front of their face, deny it to the end and then act like “who could have possibly seen this coming” when it happens again. Just like every inner city shooting is black on black crime, but never reported. I believe that someone one said, “they have eyes, and yet cannot see, they have ears, yet cannot hear.” I would wager a months salary that if it was a white, middle-income conservative male who had done it, you would see wall-to-wall national coverage though.

  2. 2
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    I’m surprised no one was packing and didn’t send this Wise Old Gentleman” to meat up with his 72 virgin goats.
    :em03:

  3. 3
    Library Czar growls and barks:

    He was in a law enforcement database which includes names potentially related to terrorism, sources said.

    That could have been any of a number of Denizens of the Empire. Remember this maladministration considers whites, Christians, Veterans, and especially the Male subspecies of the former to be National Security/Terrorist threats.

    In other news Bernie Sanders had dinner with Al Sharptongue. They are still at the table because neither one of them knows how to pick up a check.

  4. 4
    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Dammit all to hell!!! Scalia has passed away before Obongo departs.

    Be very afraid, the Repubs had better block ANYONE that Obongo puts forward for SCJ between now and January 2017 or this country is toast. Damn it all to hell!

  5. 5
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Terrapod @ #:

    the Repubs had better block ANYONE that Obongo puts forward for SCJ between now and January 2017 or this country is toast.

    Two words.
    Mitch McConnell.
    :em08:
    we are so eff’ed. The best thing the senate can do is tell Obama not to bother sending anyone up, they won’t be approved this late in the game. The next president will make the nomination.

    I thought it was going to be that old crone Ruth Bader-Ginsburg who was going to shuffle off this mortal coil.
    :em03:

  6. 6
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    McConman actually said something we might agree with: No new POTUS, no new Justice.

  7. 7
    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology growls and barks:

    Ann Coulter had an interesting point: if the Establishment GOP screws us over by allowing Bongo to appoint another 250-pound lesbian, it will redound to Donald Trump’s benefit.

  8. 8
    LC ShadowFox growls and barks:

    I’m almost physically ill thinking about it. For those hoping any nominee (assuming the corpse of Mao hasn’t been recess appointed before we ever wake up) will be blocked, I have just one question for you.

    Q: What’s the difference between GOP congressional leadership and Monica Lewinsky?

    A: A cigar.

  9. 9

    The Scalia thing? Yeah. Nothing to see, nothing to consider. :em04:

  10. 10
    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology growls and barks:

    LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E. says:

    The Scalia thing? Yeah. Nothing to see, nothing to consider.

    My good sir! You wouldn’t be suggesting the Honorable Justice succumbed to Breitbart Syndrome…

    …wouldst ye? :em06:

  11. 11
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology says:

    LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E. says:
    The Scalia thing? Yeah. Nothing to see, nothing to consider.

    My good sir! You wouldn’t be suggesting the Honorable Justice succumbed to Breitbart Syndrome…
    …wouldst ye?

    That, or Emperors Disease.