And Now, From the Stalinist Side of the Primaries

We guess they’ll have to start calling the Hildebeest “Lucky” now (h/t LC & IB SondraK)

We all know by now that the Prozi Party primaries in Iowa ended up as a dead heat between Comrade Senility and Her Thighness, Queen Hillary!, but that’s just the beginning of the fun:

Sen. Bernie Sanders’ voters will not be amused to learn that the Democratic National Committee awarded six deadlocked precincts, out of 99 precincts total, to Hillary Clinton with a literal coin toss.

She won all six of the coin tosses. The odds against winning six out of six coin flips are 64-to-1 against, or 1.56 percent.

So? She’s lucky, is all! How dare you suggest anything nefarious about Her Thighness’ Long March Through the Primaries?

The Des Moines Register explains that one of the coin tosses came from precinct 2-4 in Ames, where “60 caucus participants apparently disappeared from the proceedings.”

Don’t have a cow, they’ll show up. In the spring, when the snow thaws.

Thatisall.

11 comments

  1. 1
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    We guess they’ll have to start calling the Hildebeest “Lucky” now

    I’ve already suggested calling her “Lucky Six.”

  2. 2
    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Sucky Lucky no Phucky :em07:

  3. 3
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    The Cankles method of coin tossing.

    Heads I win, Tails, you lose, and by the way, that’s a nice family you got there. Be a shame of something bad happened to them, wouldn’t it?

  4. 4
    Library Czar growls and barks:

    She must be an Edmonton Oilers fan. The have won the last four coin tosses for first round draft pick.

    No wonder Bill said “If I knew then what I know now I would have stood her by the buffet table and walked down the aisle with the ice sculpture.”

  5. 5

    Library Czar says:

    She must be an Edmonton Oilers fan. The have won the last four coin tosses for first round draft pick.

    No wonder Bill said “If I knew then what I know now I would have stood her by the buffet table and walked down the aisle with the ice sculpture.”

    heh…..good one man.

    I almost feel sorry for Bernie and his useful idiots. If he really wanted to make a difference he would run as the independant he claims to be.

  6. 6
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #:

    I almost feel sorry for Bernie and his useful idiots. If he really wanted to make a difference he would run as the Communist he claims to be.

    There, fixed it for you. 🙂
    I went to the Trump rally in Milford last night. Just posted my thoughts on it. Ann Coulter was there and lit up the crowd.

  7. 7

    angrywebmaster says:

    Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #:
    I almost feel sorry for Bernie and his useful idiots. If he really wanted to make a difference he would run as the Communist he claims to be.
    There, fixed it for you.
    I went to the Trump rally in Milford last night. Just posted my thoughts on it. Ann Coulter was there and lit up the crowd.
    angrywebmaster recently posted..The Trump rally in Milford, NH

    thank you sir, appreciate the fix. :em01:

    what is the name of your site? I’m interested in your thoughts on the rally

  8. 8
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Library Czar says:

    She must be an Edmonton Oilers fan.

    She will be. The moment she decides to run for office in Canada. Then she’ll be a LIFELONG fan.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    thank you sir, appreciate the fix

    You’re welcome
    :em01:

    Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #:

    what is the name of your site? I’m interested in your thoughts on the rally

    I have to sections.

    The main site, Anger Central, is for people to rant and rave instead of climbing a water tower with a rifle.
    The blog section is for me and the Angry Systems Administrator to vent, rant and rave so WE don’t climb up on a water tower with a rifle. 😉

    The Trump rally posting is here. It’s also in the links that automatically are picked up by the Emperor’s fine blogging system.

  10. 10
    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    I personally don’t have a problem with Bernie Sanders’ candidacy. I think it’s great that we have a Civil War veteran running for President.

  11. 11
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC SecondMouse @ #:

    I think it’s great that we have a Civil War veteran running for President.

    You mean the English civil war? Was he a roundhead or a cavalier?
    :em05: