With Pussies Like This One in Charge

…we can’t help but think of the glorious fwench army of 1939-1940:

Lt. Gen. Sean MacFarland, the commander of the US-led anti-ISIS coalition, denounced calls to “carpet bomb” ISIS during a Pentagon press briefing Monday.

In other news, LTG Seth McFarlane, it’s Seth, right?, denounced the bombings of Germany, Italy and Japan during WWII, calling the Civilians of the Axis “unsung martyrs” who were “murdered for no reason at all.” Then he went goosestepping down from the podium in his new lederhosen, sporting a freshly grown toothbrush mustache.

Presidential candidate and Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) has advocated “carpet bombing” ISIS “into oblivion,” a strategy that military experts have previously pointed out is ineffective and could create mass civilian casualties.

The only mass civilian casualties acceptable to said “experts” (whose “expertise” obviously doesn’t include having read any actual military history) are those occurring in the U.S. as a result of our continued refusal to destroy the murdering swine. We should also do something about ISIS, by the way.

MacFarland said that strategy is “inconsistent with our values,” also citing the high risk of civilian deaths.

“At the end of the day it doesn’t only matter if you win,” MacFarland said. “It’s how you win.”

Say that to the thousands of Americans dead because putting an end to it would be “the wrong way to win”, why don’t you?

He added: “We’re the United States of America. We have a set of guiding principles. Indiscriminate bombing, where we don’t care if we’re killing innocents or combatants, is just inconsistent with our values.”

We weren’t aware that we needed to prove that our values are better than those of pedophile, murderous, molesting savage animals, but according to this twatmold, apparently we do.

And who’s talking about “indiscriminate” bombing? Not that we’d have a real problem with that, it’s not like the animals that we’re up against are showing much “discrimination” in what they bomb, but still… We haven’t heard the word “indiscriminate” from anybody, least of all Senator Cruz. You’re the one who brought it up, Seth McNancyboy.

Obviously you’re perfectly fine with those animals continuing to rape children, behead toddlers, burn people alive and shoot up Christmas parties as long as not a single mosque stuffed full of weapons and ammo gets a scratch in the stucco, but some of us aren’t.

So why don’t you jump off your high horse, wipe Obama’s pubes off your upper lip and go demonstrate our “values” to those darling misunderstood mooselimbs. In person. It’s time for useless tiny metrosexual pajamaboys like yourself to start turning your own damn cheeks instead of telling us to turn ours.

Disgrace to the uniform. Of any army.

Thatisall.

13 comments

  1. 1
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    How did this idiot get to the rank of general with such a complete ignorance of the Law of War? It’s clearly stated that if a belligerent hides among civilians that any harm coming to those civilians from an attack is the fault of the hider.
    Oh yes, FIRST!!!!!

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    readerjp growls and barks:

    At first, I thought you were kidding, because Seth MacFarlane is the creator and voice of “Family Guy” and “American Dad.”

    I just read that the Chief of Naval Intelligence (U.S. Navy) has not been allowed to view any top secret info.

    Who’s on first?

  3. 3
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    readerjp says:

    At first, I thought you were kidding, because Seth MacFarlane is the creator and voice of “Family Guy” and “American Dad.”

    Behold, my devious ways ;)
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Whether it’s President Cruz or President Trump, we need a SecDef who is more concerned with fighting and winning wars than playing Social Justice Warrior games.
    :em01:
    The first out the door are all the Obama rump swabs. Can we bring back the ones Obama chased out for the crime of being loyal to the constitution and competent on the field of battle?
    :em03:
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    Bones growls and barks:

    First job of new president is to call all senior staff of all branches to a meeting. Ensure there are lots of “fill in your name here” resignation letters at the table in the front. At meeting introduce self, “Hi, my name is Commander in Chief, and I will be giving you orders for the next 4 or 8 years. If you are a mealy-mouthed little pajamaboi, your letter is right up here. Please walk up, print your name on the line at the top and sign the bottom. Your resignation will be effective immediately and you will be escorted out of the room. Col. MacFarland, front and center. You are hereby demoted to Col. Please print your name and sign. You are dismissed. Anyone who cannot abide doing the job you signed up for, which is killing people and blowing shit up, step right up and fill out your paperwork. This is the military, not a social romper room, you will be warriors or get the fuck out. Questions?” (end of speech)

  6. 6
    Mark growls and barks:

    It shows if an officer sucks like a Hoover, he can be a general in Barry’s military. Spit

  7. 7
    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    Someone please remind these limp-wristed Obama-fellating stooges that if your military doctrine starts with a recital of what not to do, then you are not military. Our military is designed and trained to do only one thing, and that is to fuck shit up wholesale. Once politicians outside and inside the armed forces try to make it ‘disorganize a little bit of shit in this one little place but not across the street’, it stops being a military.

    For this mortal (for this brand of stupidity actually kills our warfighters) crime of politically correct dumbassery, they should be forced to shove a glass bottle up their own ass and hit the protruding end of it with a hammer.

  8. 8

    The way one wins a war is by making it too expensive for the other side to continue. Destroy EVERYthing, and they quit.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E. @ #:

    Just turn it all to glass.

    Glassing presupposes we don’t want it for our own uses later on.
    :em03:
    Neutron bombs perhaps?
    :em01:
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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster says:

    Glassing presupposes we don’t want it for our own uses later on.

    Neutron bombs perhaps?

    Do we really have a use for their cesspits anymore? With recent advances in fossil fuel extraction, we’ve become a net exporter of the stuff because we’ve got more than we can ever use ourselves.

    Fact is, we don’t need them for anything anymore. The old “we can’t let the Middle East rot because we need the resources” paradigm is invalid.

    So why not destroy them or, better still, leave them to destroy themselves?
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I @ #:

    Do we really have a use for their cesspits anymore?

    Well, we do want to improve our relations with Israel once Il Douche is out of office, and they might want to do something with the property once it’s been deloused.
    :em03:
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    FrankOK growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I says:

    angrywebmaster says:

    Glassing presupposes we don’t want it for our own uses later on.

    Neutron bombs perhaps?

    Do we really have a use for their cesspits anymore? With recent advances in fossil fuel extraction, we’ve become a net exporter of the stuff because we’ve got more than we can ever use ourselves.

    Fact is, we don’t need them for anything anymore. The old “we can’t let the Middle East rot because we need the resources” paradigm is invalid.

    So why not destroy them or, better still, leave them to destroy themselves?

    Killing so many innocent camels would be outrageous to some but consider – they and the goats and sheep are being saved from lifetime of daily rape.

    :em05: