Now You’re Really, Really Tempting Us

But we will remain strong. Nothing will move us an inch from our support of Cruz, the only candidate for us.


Poll: 25% of federal employees would consider quitting if Trump becomes president

Dear L-rd in Heaven, why must you tempt us so?

Alright… Make it 75% and it’s a deal.

And no pensions.

Or 50%, no pensions and daily public floggings for the first full term.



  1. 1
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Only if the promised in writing, with the penalty for breech being all of their wealth being transferred to some actual good cause like GOA.

  2. 2
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    I’m sure they will be leaving right along with all those Hollywood stars who left when Bush was elected.

  3. 3
    Bones growls and barks:

    Guys, I deal with these people on a daily basis. They talk a lot of shit, but when it comes down to doing something useful, or even their jobs, they really don’t have any skills to support themselves other than working for gov. pushing paper (or at least pretending to push paper). If they were competent, I would not have a job, and I would just as soon do something else. They will say they will quit, but when push comes to shove, hopefully all they will hear will be “You’re FIRED”. :em05:

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    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:

    :em05: Bones @ #: