We’re Coming to Get You, You Elitist, Tyrant Bastards.

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

Then die. Try to accept your deaths graciously and we’ll make them quick. Plus, we’d bloody well hate to get your vomit of fear on our pants and boots. The stink just never quite comes out, no matter how many times you wash.

Required reading for the day:

Resentful of Democrat-voting losers and bums who don’t feel like working but who expect you to toil to pay them off? Selfish!

Think that just because one of us would go to prison for, say, mishandling hundreds of classified documents, then a member of the elite should too? Sexist!

Upset that some skeevy weirdo pretending to be a girl is going to crash your daughter’s high school locker room for a bit of live entertainment? Transphobic!

Yeah, if you’re a normal American, you’re pretty much the root of all evil. You’re the worst of the worst. You suck.

Welcome to Political Three Card Monte. Whatever the issue, you lose.

But now we’ve done asking the elite for help. Now we’re telling the establishment how it’s going to be.

Do read the whole thing.



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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    You didn’t mention it was Kurt Schlicter who penned this fine column.
    The problem I see is that nothing will be done, just as nothing is being done in Europe.
    It will take a massive incident to wake up the elites, something that affects them personally, and I don’t see it happening.

    If I sound depressed, I am.
    No job since October.
    Divorce became final last week. (ex-wife is going back to China, fed up with America. Thanks Obama)
    And a northeaster coming this weekend.
    And today is my birthday.

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    Bones growls and barks:

    Angry, Happy Birthday to you! Mine is also today, and though I have no wish to rub salt in another brothers wounds, i was there about 9 years ago. Today i shall spend my day finalizing the mortgage paperwork with the bank for the farm that my wife and I bought 3 years ago, then cleared a bunch of land and built a house (that we now live in) and a barn. Since a barn needs a tractor (and implements), I will be swinging by the John Deere tractor dealer on the way home to order my tractor and implements for the farm so I can plant our first crop this spring. My friend, take a deep breath, you never know what the Good Lord has planned for you, as I could never see myself here doing this and ecstatically happy a few years ago. Buck up shipmate, and I’ll say a little prayer for ya.

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    VAconservative growls and barks:

    Happy birthday fellow Capricorns.

    And there may be signs of cognition in Europe. A few from the land of my ancestors may well have reached their limit with Frau Merkel’s antics. Hoping to see some here too.

    But the local rag this AM had an article on Trump at Liberty University here in VA yesterday.

    Sure, send your most liberal reporter of color to Lynchburg to write about Donald’s appearance. Long and short of it, rather than deal with what Trump said, the article was ‘Trump didn’t pay enough tribute to MLK on MLK day’.

    Hey idiot Michael Paul Williams (the writer), get a freaking clue. If you wanted a King rally, there were plenty of them in Richmond and surroundings, and you could have saved yourself a few hours drive to Lynchburg. This was a Trump rally, not an MLK rally. And by the way Mr. Williams, MLK was a Republican, and I’m certain he would be appalled at the first affirmative action occupant of the Oval Office.

    My rant for the day. There. That felt good

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Bones @ #:

    though I have no wish to rub salt in another brothers wounds, i was there about 9 years ago.

    Thanks. At least it wasn’t a vicious fight. My ex and I are on very good terms. No kids and it was uncontested. It wasn’t me she was upset with so much as not having a job, not being able to find one and coming up on the big 50. (Which is really big in China. Mandatory retirement age foe women)

    I think I’ll head out to Denny’s for that free grand slam breakfast and then head to my gun club and put a few hundred rounds down range. I just got in 1K of 124grain 9mm, and I still have 900 rounds of .45.

    And I recently replaced the standard grips on my Sig P220 with a set of Hogue wooden grips. They feel a lot better and look really nice. Recoil does transmit through them a bit since they aren’t plastic, but hey, they’re pretty.

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    L.C. Mope growls and barks:

    Looks like Palin will be endorsing Trump. That ought to make some heads explode.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    L.C. Mope @ #:

    Looks like Palin will be endorsing Trump. That ought to make some heads explode.

    Interesting. At the very least she’s going to talk to him. Perhaps Secretary of the Interior Palin in the Trump admnistration?

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    L.C. Mope growls and barks:

    Could be she is just going to Iowa to get some advise on selling her home in Arizona.

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #:

    Powerfully sorry to hear that, angry. That’s a heckuva lot of shite on your plate at one time there 🙁

    Good thoughts going upwards for you!

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    L.C. Mope says:

    Looks like Palin will be endorsing Trump. That ought to make some heads explode.

    And they’re already exploding, all over the place. ‘Tis a beautiful sight!

    Most enjoyable, however, is the sneering, elitist bastards at the NRO going all “waaaah-waaaaah-waahhh”, followed by “we never believed she was any good anyway, nosirree, we knew it ALL ALONG! Now listen to us, because we’re smaht!

    It’d be sad if it wasn’t so damned funny :em05:

    And good to see ya, Mopester!

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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    @1. & 2.

    Birthdays seem suddenly popular! I’d forgotten, till F-Book™ reminded me, that this is the 60th birthday of a close childhood friend who’s now a Methodist minister. I’d already “celebrated” the date the same way I’d observed “Dr. Jr. Day”–with a screening colonoscopy, since the former day’s scheduled procedure had come a cropper when the prescribed preparation failed to sufficiently clear the [Dem Cong policies] from my gut. Today my surgeon was able to remove two “colon-coral” samples for biopsy; results pending.

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    L.C. Mope growls and barks:

    And good to see ya, Mopester!

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