We’re Baffled, Baffled, We Tell You!

Couple of sickos shoot up Canadian nightclub.

Fortunately, two extremely courageous bouncers took ’em down before anybody were killed (one wounded, though).

But a couple of things have us completely baffled:

1) Doesn’t Canada have “sensible gun control laws” and stuff? You know, the kind of “sensible” laws that we don’t have, which is the reason why, according to Princess Precious Perfect Hussein, shootings just don’t happen anywhere except in the U.S.


Mohamed Elmi, 31, and Mohamed Salad, 29, both of Calgary, each face the following charges:

Discharge firearm with intent to endanger life
Unauthorized possession of a firearm
Unauthorized possession of a firearm in a vehicle
Possession of firearm with altered or defaced serial number
Aggravated assault
Pointing a firearm

What is it with all of those “Mohameds” showing up at shootings everywhere? When did male, white, extremist Reichwinger Christians (who are obviously the perps in all of those cases) start naming all of their sons “Mohamed?”

Or are we missing something?


P.S.: And seriously, “Salad?” Speaking as a male, white, extremist Reichwinger Christian (although our name isn’t Mohamed), we can assure you that we’d never, ever change our last name to “Salad.” It’s not even food. It’s what food eats!

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angrywebmaster (@angrywebmaster)
January 11, 2016 17:22

Discharge firearm with intent to endanger life

Shouldn’t that be Discharge firearm with intent to end life?

Mohamed Salad

I wonder, does he bath in Italian, Ranch or Blue Cheese soap?

Bones (@bones)
January 12, 2016 08:22

Come on, you know he doesn’t bathe in anything other than camel piss. I have heard that the goats find it an aphrodisiac…. :em06:

January 12, 2016 09:09

So, the Mo-Mos decided to shoot up the place ’cause they wouldn’t serve Salad?
Or, was it ‘Bangers and Mash’ night and it was just a case of jihadi’s looking to blend in with the local customs?
Poor little Mo-mos brought the banger and got mashed…awwww.

LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology (@getalis)
January 12, 2016 16:54

You know, whenever I’m forced to deal with salad, I’ve found that sprinkling copious bits of bacon upon said Salad makes the experience more palatable.

Just sayin’…

January 12, 2016 23:10

The Mo’ Salad I toss, the better I feel.
I’ll toss Mos to hear ’em squeal.