House Speaker Paul Ryan ?said Friday the House will hold a vote later this month to override President Barack Obama’s veto of the Restoring Americans’ Healthcare Freedom Reconciliation Act. The bill is designed to unravel major components of Obamacare and defund Planned Parenthood for a year.

Whatever, Paul “Boehner” Ryan. We’ll get another few rounds of Failure Theater before you declare that “there’s just no way, no how” and then declare victory, right?

You know, your promise to fight on would be so much more credible if you hadn’t just pushed through a complete budget surrender (with the help of Democrat votes, no less, way to go Mr. “Conservative”) that put our children in even deeper debt, a surrender that we can’t help but wonder if even Weepy Boner would have approved of.

To get the bill through both chambers, GOP lawmakers used reconciliation — a filibuster-proof, fast-track tool that allows for an unlimited number of amendments and only requires a majority vote.

“The idea that Obamacare is the law of the land for good is a myth. This law will collapse under its own weight, or it will be repealed. Because all those rules and procedures Senate Democrats have used to block us from doing this? That’s all history,” Ryan continued, adding it will only be a matter of time before Obamacare is repealed.

Actually, speaking of “rules and procedures”, all you’d have had to do in order to get the bill through both chambers would have been to just leave the filibuster that your butt-buddy Reid killed dead instead of resurrecting it so you can use it in the upcoming Failure Theater as an excuse.

So pardon us if we don’t put a whole lot of faith in your insinuation that future “rules of procedures Democrats have used” are suddenly going to be dead. You couldn’t even resist the urge to immediately dig up the filibuster and resurrect it, you useless fuckweasel.

Go die in a fire, Ryan. Put in on pay per view and we might actually cover as much as half of our national debt with the revenue bound to come in as a result.


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January 10, 2016 09:02

I read that the local people in Neckbeard the Pansy’s district were looking for someone to primary him. Have they found anyone yet?