We offer this as a token of our desire for reconciliation with the Saracens:


We also offer these ever so slightly altered lyrics:

Don’t let’s be beastly to the Muslims
When our victory is ultimately won,
It was just those damn al-Qaeda
Who persuaded them to fight,
And their fatwas and their hadiths
Are really far worse than their bite!

Let’s be meek to them
And turn the other cheek to them,
And try to bring out their latent sense of fun.
Let’s give them cultural parity
And treat the rats with charity
But don’t let’s be beastly to the cunts!

We must be kind,
And with an open mind
We must endeavor to find a way
To let the Muslims know that, when the war is over
They are not the ones who’ll have to pay.

We must be sweet,
And tactful and discreet,
And when they’ve suffered defeat
We mustn’t let them feel upset,
Or ever get the feeling
That we’re cross with them or hate them,
Our future policy must be to reinstate them.

Don’t let’s be beastly to the Muslims
When we’ve definitely got them on the run.
Let us treat them very kindly
As we would a valued friend;
We might send them some bishops
As a form of lease and lend.

Let’s be sweet to them,
And day by day repeat to them
That stoning of women simply isn’t done.
Let’s help the dirty swine again
To rape girls on the Rhine again,
But don’t let’s be beastly to the cunts!

We must be just
And win their love and trust,
And in addition we must be wise,
And ask the conquered lands
To join our hands to aid them,
That would be a wonderful surprise!

For many years
They’ve been in floods of tears,
Because the poor little dears
Have been so wronged,
And only longed
To cheat the world,
Deplete the world,
And beat the world to blazes;
This is the moment when we ought to sing their praises!

Don’t let’s be beastly to the Muslims,
For you can’t deprive a gangster of his gun!
Though they’ve been a little naughty
To the Spanish, French and Dutch,
I don’t suppose those countries
Really minded very much.

Let’s be free with them
And share the nukes and sea with them,
We mustn’t prevent them basking in the sun.
Let’s soften their defeat again
And build their network’s reach again,
But don’t let’s be beastly to the cunts!

Don’t let’s be beastly to the Muslims
When the age of peace and plenty has begun.
We must send them steel and oil and coal
And everything they need,
For their peaceable intentions
Can be always guaranteed!

Let’s employ with them
A sort of “strength through joy” with them,
They’re better than us at honest manly fun.
Let’s let them feel they’re swell again
And bomb us all to hell again,
But don’t let’s be beastly to the cunts!

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By Emperor Misha I

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January 7, 2016 05:08

Umm, after due consideration (.0005 milliseconds), in one word – NO!

Unless the faith/martial governance is shattered to the point it will not resurrect, the problem will never go away.

Convert them all to Buddhism or back to Zoroastrianism, but no more Mohammedans piss-ants.

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January 8, 2016 10:28

Still trying for that official fatwa, Emperor? Maybe one of these days… :em05:

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