Meanwhile, in Ryan Land

…while the “debates” are sucking up all the air in the room, Vichy GOP Kapo Paul Ryan votes with Democrats to fund all of der FUBAR’s wishes.

Just go through the list if you want. It’s all there. Every single item on der FUBAR and his Prozi Party’s wish list fully funded, without as much as a sneeze of protest from Weepy Boner’s “replacement”, Prozi Cockholster Ryan.

Our “favorite” is this one:

Five months ago, 32-year-old Kate Steinle was bleeding to death in her father’s arms. She was gunned down in broad daylight by a five-time deported criminal alien whose presence in the country was the direct result of San Francisco’s refusal to comply with U.S. immigration law—yet Paul Ryan’s omnibus rewards these lawless Sanctuary Cities with federal grants. Division B Title II of Ryan’s omnibus funds various grant programs for the Department of Justice (pages 167, 168, and 169) and contains no language that would restrict the provision of such grants to sanctuary jurisdictions.

In a Congressional hearing, Steinle’s father demanded Congressional action and recalled his daughter’s dying words: “Help me, Dad.”

Paul “Neckbeard” Ryan’s reply to her dying wish?

“Fuck you, you worthless @#%&, your bleating is keeping me from focusing on pleasuring Mein Führer’s dick with my puffy lips!”

Burn it down.

All of it.

To the ground.

Then piss on the ashes.

Thatsisall.

17 comments

  1. 1
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    It is now time to destroy Paul Ryan. I was worried he would Boehnerize if he took the speakership and he has. Is there anyone who might be willing to primary the lying fraud?
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    He was RINO candidate Mitt Romney’s VP choice for a reason. I won’t be happy until Gowdy is Speaker, and word is that he’s leaving the cesspool.

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    L.O.R. Ankle biter growls and barks:

    LC Beaker, Imperial Photographer says:

    He was RINO candidate Mitt Romney’s VP choice for a reason. I won’t be happy until Gowdy is Speaker, and word is that he’s leaving the cesspool.

    Must have a brain. Rare thing, a politician who willingly gets the fuck out. Now if some on the other side would learn how to do it…

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    readerjp growls and barks:

    The U.S. government is mostly run by just five people: Barack Obama, Mitch McConnell, Harry Reid, Paul Ryan, and Nancy Pelosi. This week, these five pushed through a horrible Omnibus spending bill to fund the government through next September.

    It didn’t take long for Ryan to break all his promises on immigration, did it?

    When he was running for Speaker two months ago, Ryan promised he would not bring up immigration bills that did not have the backing of a majority of Republican House Members.

    Yet as soon as he got the chance, Ryan snuck several huge immigration giveaways into the Omnibus spending bill Congress approved today. It goes further:
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    Nearly QUADRUPLES the number of H-2B low-skilled foreign workers allowed in this year. This could raise the total of these workers this year from 66,000 to 264,000.

    Not only that…
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    FUNDS a large increase in Syrian and other refugee resettlement in this country. Instead of a timeout and a full security review, Congress handed Obama everything he wants.
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    FUNDS Obama’s catch-and-release policy that virtually stops deportations.
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    FUNDS Sanctuary Cities, so that cities like San Francisco that refuse to turn over jailed illegal aliens to the feds will face no cut in funding.
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    MAINTAINS tax credits to illegal aliens in the form of the Earned Income Tax Credit. That is, if a family is poor enough, they not only pay no income tax, the government pays THEM. Yes, that includes illegal aliens! Also, Congress continues to allow illegal aliens to claim child tax credits on their tax returns.
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    FUNDS the continued relocation into America of the unaccompanied minors who are marching across the border into Texas and states. The numbers of these crossing the border is way up again this year.

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    Retired Spook growls and barks:

    I don’t see us voting our way out of this shitstorm. Next best thing is to hunker down, keep your powder dry, and make sure we have the intestinal wherewithal to try and rebuild it after the vermin burn it down.

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    Retired Spook says:

    I don’t see us voting our way out of this shitstorm. Next best thing is to hunker down, keep your powder dry, and make sure we have the intestinal wherewithal to try and rebuild it after the vermin burn it down.

    I’m very much afraid that will be the ultimate outcome of all this.

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    readerjp growls and barks:

    I know this is OT, but I feel like breaking out the champagne!

    Hezbollah confirmed that arch-terrorist Samir Kuntar was killed in an air strike on a Damascus apartment building this morning.

    Kuntar and three other terrorists infiltrated Israel on a rubber boat, coming ashore in Nahariya. They murdered policeman Eliyahu Shahar and then broke into the Haran family home, where they took father Danny and four-year-old daughter Einat hostage, while mother Smadar and two-year-old daughter Yael were hiding.

    The terrorists took their hostages to the beach, where a firefight ensued with Israeli police, during which Kuntar shot Danny Haran to death, and then smashed Einat’s skull with the butt of his rifle, killing her too. Baby Yael suffocated to death while her mother tried to keep her from crying and revealing their hiding place.

    I was there when it happened.

    If you’ve ever seen a 4-year old, just imagine it.

    The Israelis released him in 2008 to get back the bodies of 2 dead IDF soldiers.

    And now, finally, he’s dead.

    Champagne for the house!

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    readerjp @ #:

    He’s in Hell now, sir. His victims are with Hashem.

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    DJ Allyn, MPSE growls and barks:

    You say all of this NOW, but I predict that within six short months, you’ll be falling all over yourselves trying to praise Ryan.

    Ryan just completed a classic Rope-a-Dope, while clearing the decks of crap that has been clogging up the House for over a decade. Now Ryan has a “clean slate” going into the new year. He has barely had enough time to clear the stench of stale cigarettes out of the former clown’s office.

    I think what you are going to see going forward is a more effective Republican Speakership. I predict that there are going to be a LOT more Conservative-LEANING legislation coming out of the House. It won’t be the one hundred percent that YOU guys demand, but It will be somewhere in the 70 percentile.

    Unlike the previous clown, Ryan is a pragmatist. He knows that he will NEVER get one hundred percent of what he wants, but is willing to settle for at least seventy percent of what he wants — KNOWING THAT HE CAN ALWAYS COME BACK FOR ANOTHER BITE AT THE APPLE.

    Read that last bit again.

    This has been the problem with your Republican “leadership”. It was an “all or nothing” approach that invariably got more of the “NOTHING” part.

    Ryan is one of those politicians who realize that “compromise” isn’t a dirty word, but a very valuable tool towards getting what you WANT.

    Compromise does NOT mean giving up your core values or beliefs, it’s just a means to an end. With Compromise, you can get a LOT of what you want, and leaves the door open to come back later and try to get some more.

    People hate CHANGE. Oh, many will say they WANT some kind of change, but when the rubber hits the road that that “change” happens — well, most of the time its too much too fast. And always in the “wrong direction”. This is the story of “ObamaCare”.

    People WANTED the “change” in healthcare, but not the “overhaul” it got.

    The same goes for any of the other Right or Left wing ideas, schemes, or proposals.

    You have to look at another dynamic going on right now — In case you need to be reminded, there is a presidential election coming up, with the entire House standing for election and one third of the Senate.

    It is ONE thing to have the desired presidential candidate, but yet another to get him or her elected. PLUS, for that person to be effective, he or she had better have some good, long coat tails to “bring along” other down-ticket candidates who will work for you in the Congress. If the Republican Party is in a turmoil, then they will NEVER win the White House and will stand to lose at least the Senate, if not the House too.

    Here’s the thing that most of you fail to realize: in order to win the Presidency, you will need at least SOME Democrats willing to cross over. The math is against you. The only reason Bush won twice was that Democrats stayed home or crossed over. Because by themselves, Republicans don’t have the numbers.

    So if Ryan is able to pass a mostly Conservative list of laws out of the House without creating a major war, then it signals to the electorate that hey, maybe Republicans CAN govern effectively, and will be more willing to continue on with that by electing (almost) any Republican as president.

    Not Trump. That will NEVER happen.
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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn, MPSE says:

    You say all of this NOW, but I predict that within six short months, you’ll be falling all over yourselves trying to praise Ryan.

    “I come not to bury Ryan…” :em05:

    Er, no… Wrong…

    DJ Allyn, MPSE says:

    Ryan just completed a classic Rope-a-Dope, while clearing the decks of crap that has been clogging up the House for over a decade. Now Ryan has a “clean slate” going into the new year. He has barely had enough time to clear the stench of stale cigarettes out of the former clown’s office.

    Oh yes, “this is not the hill… But we swear, SWEARSIES!, that the NEXT time… Oh how we’ll fight, fight, FIGHT in the Battle of Next Tuesday™”

    I think I’ve heard that song before, and it’s getting kinda tedious, because it’s always NEXT Tuesday.

    DJ Allyn, MPSE says:

    He knows that he will NEVER get one hundred percent of what he wants, but is willing to settle for at least seventy percent of what he wants — KNOWING THAT HE CAN ALWAYS COME BACK FOR ANOTHER BITE AT THE APPLE.

    I don’t disagree with anything you said there, because it’s all true. Half a loaf and all that. The strategy would be a whole lot more effective, however, if the GOPe occasionally took a bite of the apple instead of just scuffing their toes in the dirt and hand it back to the Prozi Party.

    Nothing wrong with compromise as a winning strategy, it’s a very good one, as a matter of fact, keeping in mind that there are a select, very few issues that you can’t compromise on. But those are very, very few and irrelevant to the discussion.

    As long as you get something. That’s the whole thing about “compromise.” It means getting something in return for what you give. Handing over the store in return for a big, fat nothing other than a vague promise to do better next time (which would be a damn sight more credible if we hadn’t heard that same tired old line since forever and have yet to see an inkling of the “something” or “the next time”) isn’t cutting it anymore.

    I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, Cliff’s Notes version this time: The GOPe has zero credibility at this point, and that’s exactly why blowhards like Trump are rolling the opposition. If you carry the taint, the stink of “politician” on you, it doesn’t matter WHAT you say, the American people have learned that nothing you say matters.

    They said “we can’t do nothing, the Prozis have control of all three chambers. So we gave them the House. Then they said “we can’t do nothing, the Prozis control the Senate” (which is a damn lie. No law gets to be law without passing the House, and no existing program goes anywhere without the House approving funding). So we gave them the Senate. Now they’re “we can’t do nothing, because the Prozis control the White House.”

    So we’ll take the White House too, but this time we’re not going to give it to them, because we know they’ll do nothing with it.

    Pressy Princess Precious Perfect could have been the lamest of lame duck presidents in the history of our nation starting 2010 if the GOPe had ever had any intention of using the power that we gave to them. Instead we got nothing. Not a “bite of the apple”, NOTHING. So nothing they say now matters any more than anything that Marco “Liar” Ruuuuubio says. Lie to me once, I’ll never trust you again.

    DJ Allyn, MPSE says:

    Here’s the thing that most of you fail to realize: in order to win the Presidency, you will need at least SOME Democrats willing to cross over. The math is against you.

    Err… no. Sure, you need some of the other side to cross over, but the same is true for the Prozi Party. So using your logic, nobody on either side can ever win. You overestimate the hard core brownshirt Prozi support, my friend. Each side has about 25% hard core, never will switch support they can count on. That leaves the large, unwashed 50% middle which is pretty much distributed in a Gaussian fashion. And all of them can be swayed by flashy rhetoric, some more than others, but neither side needs all of them.

    That’s why Trump is so successful. He knows how deal making works, he knows how much PR, both kinds, counts for, and he knows how to sway a Low Information Voter. That’s how he got rich. Not by winning over the hard core on the other side of the table, that’s not possible, but how to sway the rest of the board of directors.

    Reagan won because he was a great communicator. Trump is winning because he knows how to close a deal. He already lives rent free inside the heads of everybody on both sides, and every time he says something that, in the minds of the delusional idiots who think that voters are way smarter than they demonstrably are (Barack Hussein TWICE? Seriously? The first time I can understand, but after four disastrous years of idiocy and failures?) will doom, DOOM him, he shoots up another 5-10 percentage points in the polls.

    He’s not my favorite candidate, I have serious, serious misgivings about him, but I don’t let my personal preferences cloud what’s plain for anybody with eyes to see (actually, I probably made that mistake with Hussein Obama. I won’t make that mistake again): He’s closing the deal, and he’s very, very good at it.

    That’s why we’re all in for a big surprise (well, I won’t be that surprised because I’ve seen the movie before). All of the talking heads, the so-called “smart” people keep judging him by their own reaction and their own “conventional wisdom”. What they don’t get is that it doesn’t matter one fart in an F-5 twister what the “smart” 2% set thinks. He only needs 51. And he’s good at what he does, not to mention that, unlike the current twit, can do it ex tempore. He doesn’t need a script. He’s not lost without his teleprompter. He’s not a stuttering, babbling fool if he can’t find his prepared notes. He’s like the best used car salesman you ever encountered with a few billion dollars of his own money backing him up.

    He doesn’t convince you, me or Charles fucking Krauthammer? Doesn’t matter one tiny fuck. He doesn’t have to outrun the bear, he just has to outrun YOU. And us.

    Nobody ever thought that Austrian, paper-hanging, failed art student son of a bitch would ever amount to much of anything either.

    Mind you, I’m not comparing Trump to Adolf, as far as I know he couldn’t care less about Jews and the Sudetenland, but this country is so sick and tired of being lied to and never ever hearing anybody in power strike all of the right notes that we’re ripe for somebody like it.

    And, again, he only needs 51, and I suspect he’ll get a lot more than that.

    Watch this space.
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    DJ Allyn, MPSE growls and barks:

    Misha, I am only making a prediction here.

    I am saying that this is a “Rope-a-dope” thing only because most of this stuff was already decided — as conditions — before Ryan was voted in as Speaker. The FIRST compromise was to clear the decks BEFORE Ryan would even accept.

    This upset a lot of “true” Conservatives, but trust me, the “drop mike” is going to happen next month…

    “Traditionally”, the role of the Speaker of the House is to drive the “agenda of the people”. Or at least in theory

    “Conservatives” weren’t getting that through the previous Speaker, so that person was driven out (and probably thanking his god eternally for the ‘release’…), so the majority Party had to elect a “reluctant” Conservative to the position. In case you hadn’t paid attention, he DID say that he would accept the job ONLY if he could clear the CURRENT deck of bullshit.

    [go back, check.... I'll wait....]

    Look, there is very little I agree with Paul Ryan on. Frankly, it is no longer important to ME, because I no longer have a dog in this hunt…

    But don’t give up on Paul Ryan so quickly. Let him finish clearing the decks, and getting his ship in order, and see what he has coming out this next year.

    I am going to advocate that MY government build a wall….
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    DJ Allyn, MPSE growls and barks:

    Oh, and on a side note…

    WELCOME BACK MISHA!

    I was about ready to send a bunch of community organizers to Dallas to look for you and check on your “welfare…”

    :em05:
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    Bill Quick growls and barks:

    Allyn, what’s so important about having “clean decks” when we all know he’s just going to piss all over them again.

    BTW, re “Piss on the ashes.” I wouldn’t waste mine. Let them cook.

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    Burn it down.

    All of it.

    To the ground.

    Then piss on the ashes.

    No, that’s not all. Remember to stir the ashes and piss on them again to make sure it’s out.


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