Meanwhile, in Ryan Land

…while the “debates” are sucking up all the air in the room, Vichy GOP Kapo Paul Ryan votes with Democrats to fund all of der FUBAR’s wishes.

Just go through the list if you want. It’s all there. Every single item on der FUBAR and his Prozi Party’s wish list fully funded, without as much as a sneeze of protest from Weepy Boner’s “replacement”, Prozi Cockholster Ryan.

Our “favorite” is this one:

Five months ago, 32-year-old Kate Steinle was bleeding to death in her father’s arms. She was gunned down in broad daylight by a five-time deported criminal alien whose presence in the country was the direct result of San Francisco’s refusal to comply with U.S. immigration law—yet Paul Ryan’s omnibus rewards these lawless Sanctuary Cities with federal grants. Division B Title II of Ryan’s omnibus funds various grant programs for the Department of Justice (pages 167, 168, and 169) and contains no language that would restrict the provision of such grants to sanctuary jurisdictions.

In a Congressional hearing, Steinle’s father demanded Congressional action and recalled his daughter’s dying words: “Help me, Dad.”

Paul “Neckbeard” Ryan’s reply to her dying wish?

“Fuck you, you worthless @#%&, your bleating is keeping me from focusing on pleasuring Mein Führer’s dick with my puffy lips!”

Burn it down.

All of it.

To the ground.

Then piss on the ashes.

Thatsisall.

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angrywebmaster
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It is now time to destroy Paul Ryan. I was worried he would Boehnerize if he took the speakership and he has. Is there anyone who might be willing to primary the lying fraud?

LC Beaker, Imperial Photographer
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He was RINO candidate Mitt Romney’s VP choice for a reason. I won’t be happy until Gowdy is Speaker, and word is that he’s leaving the cesspool.

L.O.R. Ankle biter
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L.O.R. Ankle biter

LC Beaker, Imperial Photographer says:

He was RINO candidate Mitt Romney’s VP choice for a reason. I won’t be happy until Gowdy is Speaker, and word is that he’s leaving the cesspool.

Must have a brain. Rare thing, a politician who willingly gets the fuck out. Now if some on the other side would learn how to do it…

readerjp
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readerjp

The U.S. government is mostly run by just five people: Barack Obama, Mitch McConnell, Harry Reid, Paul Ryan, and Nancy Pelosi. This week, these five pushed through a horrible Omnibus spending bill to fund the government through next September.

It didn’t take long for Ryan to break all his promises on immigration, did it?

When he was running for Speaker two months ago, Ryan promised he would not bring up immigration bills that did not have the backing of a majority of Republican House Members.

Yet as soon as he got the chance, Ryan snuck several huge immigration giveaways into the Omnibus spending bill Congress approved today. It goes further:
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Nearly QUADRUPLES the number of H-2B low-skilled foreign workers allowed in this year. This could raise the total of these workers this year from 66,000 to 264,000.

Not only that…
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FUNDS a large increase in Syrian and other refugee resettlement in this country. Instead of a timeout and a full security review, Congress handed Obama everything he wants.
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FUNDS Obama’s catch-and-release policy that virtually stops deportations.
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FUNDS Sanctuary Cities, so that cities like San Francisco that refuse to turn over jailed illegal aliens to the feds will face no cut in funding.
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MAINTAINS tax credits to illegal aliens in the form of the Earned Income Tax Credit. That is, if a family is poor enough, they not only pay no income tax, the government pays THEM. Yes, that includes illegal aliens! Also, Congress continues to allow illegal aliens to claim child tax credits on their tax returns.
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FUNDS the continued relocation into America of the unaccompanied minors who are marching across the border into Texas and states. The numbers of these crossing the border is way up again this year.

Retired Spook
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Retired Spook

I don’t see us voting our way out of this shitstorm. Next best thing is to hunker down, keep your powder dry, and make sure we have the intestinal wherewithal to try and rebuild it after the vermin burn it down.

irish19
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irish19

Retired Spook says:

I don’t see us voting our way out of this shitstorm. Next best thing is to hunker down, keep your powder dry, and make sure we have the intestinal wherewithal to try and rebuild it after the vermin burn it down.

I’m very much afraid that will be the ultimate outcome of all this.

readerjp
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readerjp

I know this is OT, but I feel like breaking out the champagne!

Hezbollah confirmed that arch-terrorist Samir Kuntar was killed in an air strike on a Damascus apartment building this morning.

Kuntar and three other terrorists infiltrated Israel on a rubber boat, coming ashore in Nahariya. They murdered policeman Eliyahu Shahar and then broke into the Haran family home, where they took father Danny and four-year-old daughter Einat hostage, while mother Smadar and two-year-old daughter Yael were hiding.

The terrorists took their hostages to the beach, where a firefight ensued with Israeli police, during which Kuntar shot Danny Haran to death, and then smashed Einat’s skull with the butt of his rifle, killing her too. Baby Yael suffocated to death while her mother tried to keep her from crying and revealing their hiding place.

I was there when it happened.

If you’ve ever seen a 4-year old, just imagine it.

The Israelis released him in 2008 to get back the bodies of 2 dead IDF soldiers.

And now, finally, he’s dead.

Champagne for the house!

Tallulah
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Tallulah

readerjp @ #:

He’s in Hell now, sir. His victims are with Hashem.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
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Burn it down.

All of it.

To the ground.

Then piss on the ashes.

No, that’s not all. Remember to stir the ashes and piss on them again to make sure it’s out.