…while the “debates” are sucking up all the air in the room, Vichy GOP Kapo Paul Ryan votes with Democrats to fund all of der FUBAR’s wishes.

Just go through the list if you want. It’s all there. Every single item on der FUBAR and his Prozi Party’s wish list fully funded, without as much as a sneeze of protest from Weepy Boner’s “replacement”, Prozi Cockholster Ryan.

Our “favorite” is this one:

Five months ago, 32-year-old Kate Steinle was bleeding to death in her father’s arms. She was gunned down in broad daylight by a five-time deported criminal alien whose presence in the country was the direct result of San Francisco’s refusal to comply with U.S. immigration law—yet Paul Ryan’s omnibus rewards these lawless Sanctuary Cities with federal grants. Division B Title II of Ryan’s omnibus funds various grant programs for the Department of Justice (pages 167, 168, and 169) and contains no language that would restrict the provision of such grants to sanctuary jurisdictions.

In a Congressional hearing, Steinle’s father demanded Congressional action and recalled his daughter’s dying words: “Help me, Dad.”

Paul “Neckbeard” Ryan’s reply to her dying wish?

“Fuck you, you worthless @#%&, your bleating is keeping me from focusing on pleasuring Mein Führer’s dick with my puffy lips!”

Burn it down.

All of it.

To the ground.

Then piss on the ashes.

Thatsisall.

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angrywebmaster
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December 17, 2015 05:44

It is now time to destroy Paul Ryan. I was worried he would Boehnerize if he took the speakership and he has. Is there anyone who might be willing to primary the lying fraud?

LC Beaker, Imperial Photographer
LC Beaker, Imperial Photographer
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December 17, 2015 20:08

He was RINO candidate Mitt Romney’s VP choice for a reason. I won’t be happy until Gowdy is Speaker, and word is that he’s leaving the cesspool.

L.O.R. Ankle biter
L.O.R. Ankle biter
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December 18, 2015 11:39

LC Beaker, Imperial Photographer says:

He was RINO candidate Mitt Romney’s VP choice for a reason. I won’t be happy until Gowdy is Speaker, and word is that he’s leaving the cesspool.

Must have a brain. Rare thing, a politician who willingly gets the fuck out. Now if some on the other side would learn how to do it…

readerjp
readerjp
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December 19, 2015 14:39

The U.S. government is mostly run by just five people: Barack Obama, Mitch McConnell, Harry Reid, Paul Ryan, and Nancy Pelosi. This week, these five pushed through a horrible Omnibus spending bill to fund the government through next September. It didn’t take long for Ryan to break all his promises on immigration, did it? When he was running for Speaker… Read more »

Retired Spook
Retired Spook
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December 19, 2015 18:30

I don’t see us voting our way out of this shitstorm. Next best thing is to hunker down, keep your powder dry, and make sure we have the intestinal wherewithal to try and rebuild it after the vermin burn it down.

Tallulah
Tallulah
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December 20, 2015 01:44

Rush asked how the budget deal could be any WORSE if the Reds/Pinkos were in the majority: RUSH: The country was just sold down the river again by your very Republican Party. I have a headline here from the Washington Times: “White House Declares Total Victory Over GOP in Budget Battle.” That headline’s a misnomer. There was never a battle.… Read more »

irish19
irish19
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December 20, 2015 23:32

Retired Spook says:

I don’t see us voting our way out of this shitstorm. Next best thing is to hunker down, keep your powder dry, and make sure we have the intestinal wherewithal to try and rebuild it after the vermin burn it down.

I’m very much afraid that will be the ultimate outcome of all this.

readerjp
readerjp
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December 21, 2015 00:04

I know this is OT, but I feel like breaking out the champagne! Hezbollah confirmed that arch-terrorist Samir Kuntar was killed in an air strike on a Damascus apartment building this morning. Kuntar and three other terrorists infiltrated Israel on a rubber boat, coming ashore in Nahariya. They murdered policeman Eliyahu Shahar and then broke into the Haran family home,… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah
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December 21, 2015 04:42

readerjp @ #:

He’s in Hell now, sir. His victims are with Hashem.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
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December 26, 2015 10:50

Burn it down.

All of it.

To the ground.

Then piss on the ashes.

No, that’s not all. Remember to stir the ashes and piss on them again to make sure it’s out.