Just When You Thought the Quisling Party Couldn’t Sink Any Lower

Republican officials and leading figures in the party’s establishment are now preparing for the possibility of a brokered convention as Donald Trump continues sit atop the polls and the presidential race.

So if you can’t beat him in the polls, you’ll just ignore the will of your voters (as per fucking usual with you Quisling Repubicans) and foist a candidate of your choosing down our throats?

My oh my… Why some of us have had it with you treasonous fuckweasels right up to the back teeth is completely incomprehensible, innit?

But you go right ahead, you Vichy fucks, go ahead and pull that trigger. You’ll only realize too late that you’re pointing the gun in the wrong direction, right around the same time that the contents of your brain group housing decorate the walls behind you in a very tasteful color that we shall name “hint of brain.”

If the RePubiCons broker their convention – and cheat away the winner – we will stake our reputation on them shattering as a unified political presence. Forever. The Neo-Whigs think themselves brilliant – but they are actually extremely stupidwhat these monstrous cretins are plotting is not Trump’s disenfranchisement… it’s their own utter and complete annihilation.

Rest assured constant readers, if these backstabbing, lying, corporatist owned RePubliCAN’T shit-weasels pull a betrayal of this magnitude, we will turn every last breath, of each waking moment – until the second we perish – into seeing them utterly, totally and forever destroyed. It will be pursued with the fury of a mission from G-d.

Scorched earth to the end you sloppy bitches, we’ll hoist up the telephone poles for the Prog-Nazi’s to lynch you and your pet staffers from. And do not for one fucking MILLISECOND THINK THAT WE MEAN THAT METAPHORICALLY – you reprehensible, traitorous, fork-tongued vermin.

Amen to that, brother (and read the whole beautiful thing).

You do that, you slobbering, backstabbing bastards and we will work tirelessly to utterly destroy whatever’s left of your erstwhile party and reputation to the point where you poll worse than Adolf Hitler.

In Tel Aviv.

Thatisall.

6 comments

  1. 1
    fporretto growls and barks:

    So if you can’t beat him in the polls, you’ll just ignore the will of your voters (as per fucking usual with you Quisling Repubicans) and foist a candidate of your choosing down our throats?

    The premises behind such a course of events are more important than the possibility itself:
    1. “Anyone but Trump,” because Trump will fracture the kingmakers’ hold on the Republican Party.
    2. The kingmakers are certain their chosen one can defeat Hillary Clinton because “The voters have nowhere else to turn.”

    It’s possible that the GOP Establishment holds both those premises simultaneously. What’s dead certain is that they hold #1 — and they’d defend their grip on “their” party with every means at their disposal.
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    There is one small problem with their cunning plan. What will they do if Trump is the clear winner in the primaries? They try anything then and it will collapse the party at the convention.
    :em08:

    They will lose the general and possibly both houses. Think about that nightmare. President Cankles and control of both houses of congress.
    :em06:

    Considering what that incompetent twat will do, and how close we are to a shooting civil war, well, bad things would probably happen.
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    Library Czar growls and barks:

    Angry,

    Don’t discount the ability of the Vichy GOP to have control over the entire process. Here in Arizona the GOP is almost wholly controlled by McShame except at the precincts most basic level. McShame has had his minions installing GOP Vichy “Yes” men in all positions of authority throughout the state.

    Dr Ward is challenging McShame here in Arizona. I fully expect to see full page ads from McShame telling us Dr Ward got a C- in music in the second grade and may have kissed a boy in the third grade. He will do anything and say anything except the truth about a Republican opponent. Would that he had the same resolve when UhBama was selected for the pResidency.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Library Czar @ #:

    Here in Arizona the GOP is almost wholly controlled by McShame except at the precincts most basic level. McShame has had his minions installing GOP Vichy “Yes” men in all positions of authority throughout the state.

    Obviously, I can’t speak to Arizona, but I was under the impression that the peons people down there had just about had it with him.
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    Paladin growls and barks:

    My oh my… Why some of us have had it with you treasonous fuckweasels right up to the back teeth is completely incomprehensible, innit?

    LMFAO – Again, welcome back, Emperor, truer words couldn’t describe those candidates for a good ass-reaming, and in fact they should suffer the fate of the poor bloke in the Canterbury Tales’ Miller’s Tale fucked by that red-hot caulder!

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Paladin says:

    LMFAO – Again, welcome back, Emperor, truer words couldn’t describe those candidates for a good ass-reaming, and in fact they should suffer the fate of the poor bloke in the Canterbury Tales’ Miller’s Tale fucked by that red-hot caulder!

    Thanks for the welcome back. It’s good to BE back.

    And I totally agree. The old Longshanks Treatment, as I prefer to call it, would seem appropriate at this time.
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