Republican officials and leading figures in the party’s establishment are now preparing for the possibility of a brokered convention as Donald Trump continues sit atop the polls and the presidential race.
So if you can’t beat him in the polls, you’ll just ignore the will of your voters (as per fucking usual with you Quisling Repubicans) and foist a candidate of your choosing down our throats?
My oh my… Why some of us have had it with you treasonous fuckweasels right up to the back teeth is completely incomprehensible, innit?
But you go right ahead, you Vichy fucks, go ahead and pull that trigger. You’ll only realize too late that you’re pointing the gun in the wrong direction, right around the same time that the contents of your brain group housing decorate the walls behind you in a very tasteful color that we shall name “hint of brain.”
If the RePubiCons broker their convention – and cheat away the winner – we will stake our reputation on them shattering as a unified political presence. Forever. The Neo-Whigs think themselves brilliant – but they are actually extremely stupid – what these monstrous cretins are plotting is not Trump’s disenfranchisement… it’s their own utter and complete annihilation.
Rest assured constant readers, if these backstabbing, lying, corporatist owned RePubliCAN’T shit-weasels pull a betrayal of this magnitude, we will turn every last breath, of each waking moment – until the second we perish – into seeing them utterly, totally and forever destroyed. It will be pursued with the fury of a mission from G-d.
Scorched earth to the end you sloppy bitches, we’ll hoist up the telephone poles for the Prog-Nazi’s to lynch you and your pet staffers from. And do not for one fucking MILLISECOND THINK THAT WE MEAN THAT METAPHORICALLY – you reprehensible, traitorous, fork-tongued vermin.
Amen to that, brother (and read the whole beautiful thing).
You do that, you slobbering, backstabbing bastards and we will work tirelessly to utterly destroy whatever’s left of your erstwhile party and reputation to the point where you poll worse than Adolf Hitler.
In Tel Aviv.